Sexualinnocent
Really Experienced
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In these parts of the northern midwest...a Burpee is a tomato...
Bring on the Bloody Mary.
Bring on the Bloody Mary.
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When this temporary infatuation with Mister Man cools down, let me know. We snobs ought to stick together.![]()
Sigh...does that mean you guys won't be my friend? Just because of an occasional Bud Light?
Fine...you guys hang out with the cheerleaders...I'll stay in the library with the geeks...or something like that...
~LB
Oh wait! You two weren't flirting were you? If so...never mind....
In these parts of the northern midwest...a Burpee is a tomato...
Bring on the Bloody Mary.
Seems like we called them up downs in the navy.
We'll have to have a special signal, like the Christians and the fish, so we recognize each other. Wine cork? There's probably something wayy dorkier that we can choose.
And yanks is not allowed to flirt with women under 25, and I'm just --- ha ha yeah right.
Perhaps a cork with an attached nipple clamp? I thought that my limit was 21.![]()
You are flirting!
Steps back....quietly....
(hmmm...no one flirting with me.....no like.....)
~LB
You mean giving out restaurant suggestions doesn't qualify as flirting? I may have to rethink my approach.
I am going to have to assume you're joking, right?
~LB
You are flirting!
Steps back....quietly....
(hmmm...no one flirting with me.....no like.....)
~LB
This tune sums up the next two weeks pretty well!
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=TV6b4eij7ZQ

Call me slow-minded...but can you explain?
I'm pretty sure you weren't responding to my pathetic call for someone to flirt with me...
~LB
Seems like we called them up downs in the navy.
Did I say that? All right. Whatever.
The wagon by dinosaur jr. In britain on the wagon means going sober! Would love to flirt but my subbie would go ballistic!
my trainer made me do like 1000 of these when I was going to the gym as often as I should have. Who said I'm not a maso?
As much humiliation as pain, indeed.
Call me slow-minded...but can you explain?
I'm pretty sure you weren't responding to my pathetic call for someone to flirt with me...
~LB
I simply don't get the hoopla over different vodkas. Perhaps I'm just not as subtle about my hooch as I'd need to be to ride in the vodka parade.
Smoking Loon, or Pre-cancerous Bird as it's known around here, is a wise choice. I will not say the same about that near-beer you mentioned.![]()
A cork.
In the form of a plug.
This isn't actually flirting. It's the internet.
A thousand? I'm in awe.
I didn't get it either.
Like a million billion thousand.
As in maybe 30?
I wouldnt!The wagon by dinosaur jr. In britain on the wagon means going sober! Would love to flirt but my subbie would go ballistic!

Two shots of Jameson's in my Irish Coffee. That ought to get the day off on the right foot.![]()
One marvel of Chicago - when I lived there the first semester I was out there, I lived pretty much ON Rush street, we were artists in temporary housing, which was a weird furnished hotel down by the Gold Coast and the bars.
The bars were full swing goin' by 10 AM. Weekdays, Saturdays, Sunday brunches.
Now I'm no blue law person, but that's just weird.
One marvel of Chicago - when I lived there the first semester I was out there, I lived pretty much ON Rush street, we were artists in temporary housing, which was a weird furnished hotel down by the Gold Coast and the bars.
The bars were full swing goin' by 10 AM. Weekdays, Saturdays, Sunday brunches.
Now I'm no blue law person, but that's just weird.