Anyone for a nightcap?

[midwestyankee]

Yes we do.

So....crops at 20 paces, winner gets the tonic water and all the limes?

 

[LilyBart]

So....crops at 20 paces, winner gets the tonic water and all the limes?

I am very competitive.



(I want a really nice bottle of Vodka too.)

 

[JMohegan]

He won't read it, LB, he doesn't like me. But thanks for the plug!

No idea if this is straight, attempted humor, playful, or coy.

I'll work with the first.

I neither like nor dislike you. I don't know you, as I should think would be obvious from my question to LB earlier.

Please don't take this personally. I only read a small percentage of threads here, and an even smaller percentage of posts. I don't read any stories.

 

[LilyBart]

No idea if this is straight, attempted humor, playful, or coy.

I'll work with the first.

I neither like nor dislike you. I don't know you, as I should think would be obvious from my question to LB earlier.

Please don't take this personally. I only read a small percentage of threads here, and an even smaller percentage of posts. I don't read any stories.

Please read this story, JM. First, it is really, really very well written. But more importantly...I really want you to find the hilarity in my joke. I'm starting to develop a comedic inferiority complex...

~LB

 

[Keroin]

No idea if this is straight, attempted humor, playful, or coy.

I'll work with the first.

I neither like nor dislike you. I don't know you, as I should think would be obvious from my question to LB earlier.

Please don't take this personally. I only read a small percentage of threads here, and an even smaller percentage of posts. I don't read any stories.

The last time we "spoke", you were telling me to "chill", (with a distinct tone of "shut the fuck up", pardon my language), and insinuating that I do not put my money where my mouth is. Maybe I was wrong, but I certainly picked up the vibe that I was not liked.

That's cool.

You seem very serious most of the time and I am definitely not serious most of the time, so I doubt we'd click anywhere. Not to worry, after my one bad experience, I have learned not to take anything seriously, from anyone, here, (except for the lovely compliments on my story - thanks to all who read and commented!).

 

[Keroin]

First, it is really, really very well written.

Thanks LB! I know there are people on Lit who get very fired up about votes, and red H's and comments but, really, I just wrote that story to entertain all the nice people I've met here on the BDSM board. Looks like I did my job.

Cheers - K

 

[Netzach]

Pondering my choices for the evening. It's almost warm enough to declare the opening of gin and tonic season.

Anyone taking bets on whether the Mouse has found her wine glasses so she can enjoy her Chenin Blanc?

What a super idea. Too bad I have no tonic and about six drops of Sapphire in my freezer.

 

[Netzach]

For me, the g and t is a warm-weather drink. That means that in my neck of the woods (when we take the damn scarf off it), g and t season begins when the thermometer regularly shows temps over 70. In cold weather I prefer scotch. In all weather, I drink wine.

I'm the same. White wine and gin start when the ice melts, scotch and full bodied reds come back when white clothes are done.

 

[midwestyankee]

I'm the same. White wine and gin start when the ice melts, scotch and full bodied reds come back when white clothes are done.

What are white clothes?

 

[midwestyankee]

I am very competitive.



(I want a really nice bottle of Vodka too.)

I would expect nothing less. Tanqueray, here. Name your poison.

 

[intothewoods]

The last time we "spoke", you were telling me to "chill", (with a distinct tone of "shut the fuck up", pardon my language), and insinuating that I do not put my money where my mouth is. Maybe I was wrong, but I certainly picked up the vibe that I was not liked.

That's cool.

You seem very serious most of the time and I am definitely not serious most of the time, so I doubt we'd click anywhere. Not to worry, after my one bad experience, I have learned not to take anything seriously, from anyone, here, (except for the lovely compliments on my story - thanks to all who read and commented!).

I think JM's tone is hard to read sometimes, but my guess would be that he did not mean "shut the fuck up." I think he just thought you should chill. He's super literal! Well, by "chill" I mean relax, not literally get cold.

Please read this story, JM. First, it is really, really very well written. But more importantly...I really want you to find the hilarity in my joke. I'm starting to develop a comedic inferiority complex...

~LB

You are funny. I deem it so.

 

[Shankara20]

What are white clothes?

no white slacks, dress, skirt, jacket, shoes before Memorial Day or after Labor Day -


or is it the other way 'round?

only wear white when can you drink G&T...

 

[Shankara20]

You are funny. I deem it so.

I agree - and she is rather cute if I might add

 

[intothewoods]

I agree - and she is rather cute if I might add

I haven't seen her!

 

[Shankara20]

I would expect nothing less. Tanqueray, here. Name your poison.

back when I drank Gordon's was just fine - Thank you very much...

as is, err, was Johnny Walker (red, black or blue)

 

[Shankara20]

I haven't seen her!

I meant "cute" as in the sorta on-line in thread conversation no-she-has-not-sent-me-her-panties-(yet) sorta way

as many others are here

 

[LilyBart]

I agree - and she is rather cute if I might add

Awww... shucks....

And I am feeling rather happy that I read all of the posts before I replied.

(Just for the record, Shanks does not own any of my panties.) My little disclaimer.


~LB

 

[Shankara20]

(Just for the record, Shanks does not own any of my panties.) My little disclaimer.

~LB

yet

 

[LilyBart]

yet

I suppose you are in favor of me cleaning out my closet this weekend?

I've lost weight, by the way, and am down a size or two in panties and other clothing...

So I have the Goodwill pile and the Shank pile?

~LB

 

[intothewoods]

I meant "cute" as in the sorta on-line in thread conversation no-she-has-not-sent-me-her-panties-(yet) sorta way

as many others are here

Ah. I think I was hopeful that someone's curiousity about LB has been satisfied!

 

[Shankara20]

I suppose you are in favor of me cleaning out my closet this weekend?

I've lost weight, by the way, and am down a size or two in panties and other clothing...

So I have the Goodwill pile and the Shank pile?

~LB

do as you wish - as often as I'm in the local Goodwill offices I can make the donations for you...

 

[Shankara20]

Ah. I think I was hopeful that someone's curiousity about LB has been satisfied!

you still let your imagination run full tilt away...

 

[LilyBart]

Ah. I think I was hopeful that someone's curiousity about LB has been satisfied!

There is curiosity?

Seriously?

~LB

 

[Keroin]

I think JM's tone is hard to read sometimes, but my guess would be that he did not mean "shut the fuck up." I think he just thought you should chill. He's super literal! Well, by "chill" I mean relax, not literally get cold.

I gave this some serious thought and decided to go back and read the original post, now that the heat of battle has subsided and I have my objectivity in tow, and...nope. I think the tone was pretty unmistakable and the insinuation quite real.

Don't get me wrong, my feathers are no longer ruffled. To each their own and all that.

Besides, it's almost gin o'clock! (Hendricks gin if I have a choice but all I get here is Gordon's).

I know you all are probably already in your cups but it's not even 5pm here, the sun is still shining and I still have laundry to hang.

LB & MWY, you still haven't told me which Carol Burnett moment you're referring to.

I will not be ignored!!!!!

 

[LilyBart]

Ah. I think I was hopeful that someone's curiousity about LB has been satisfied!

Who's curiosity?

Please?


~LB