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the quiet one
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Anybody remember Ad Libs?
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Tom Collins
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I nearly shit I laughed so hard...me and my femfriend used to call this Where Are You?.
My results.
Santa Claus
North Pole, Earth
Dear Santa,
I have been a good girl.
It really wasn't my fault what happened at Heidi's Office party. It was Lora who spiked the punch with too much Vodka. I can't help it if I drank 12 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like Windsong.
I thought it was funny when I put Robert's sweat pants on my head and danced the fox trot on the day bed while singing `Don't Tel Me You Do'. I didn't mean to break Heidi's Food processer and don't know why Heidi would accuse me of speeding.
I don't remember calling Lex's wife a silky chicken---even though she looked like one with teal eye shadow and gold lipstick!
And when I threw up on Anna's husband's inner thigh, it was only because I ate too much of that butterscotch pudding.
After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my '76 Volare through my neighbor's dinning room. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a tender horse and have me arrested for breaking and entering!
So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all wet and deep. And I'm really not to blame for any of this cold stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!
Sincerely and slowly yours,
Tom (Really a nice girl!)
P.S. It's only 73 bucks!
ROTF
My results.
Santa Claus
North Pole, Earth
Dear Santa,
I have been a good girl.
It really wasn't my fault what happened at Heidi's Office party. It was Lora who spiked the punch with too much Vodka. I can't help it if I drank 12 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like Windsong.
I thought it was funny when I put Robert's sweat pants on my head and danced the fox trot on the day bed while singing `Don't Tel Me You Do'. I didn't mean to break Heidi's Food processer and don't know why Heidi would accuse me of speeding.
I don't remember calling Lex's wife a silky chicken---even though she looked like one with teal eye shadow and gold lipstick!
And when I threw up on Anna's husband's inner thigh, it was only because I ate too much of that butterscotch pudding.
After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my '76 Volare through my neighbor's dinning room. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a tender horse and have me arrested for breaking and entering!
So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all wet and deep. And I'm really not to blame for any of this cold stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!
Sincerely and slowly yours,
Tom (Really a nice girl!)
P.S. It's only 73 bucks!
ROTF
angelicious
Really Really Experienced
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Santa Claus
North Pole, Earth
Dear Santa,
I have been a good girl.
It really wasn't my fault what happened at JoJo's Office party. It was Allison who spiked the punch with too much Mich Golden Light. I can't help it if I drank 13 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like Anna Sui.
I thought it was funny when I put Chad's My jean skirt on my head and danced the electric slide on the the back of the couch while singing `let me love you'. I didn't mean to break JoJo's computer and don't know why JoJo would accuse me of robbery.
I don't remember calling Matt's wife a snowballing kitty... meoooow---even though she looked like one with orange eye shadow and purple lipstick!
And when I threw up on Teresa's husband's Cock, it was only because I ate too much of that pizza.
After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my Jepp Rubicon through my neighbor's laundry room. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a walking horse and have me arrested for jay walking!
So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all sprinting and sexing. And I'm really not to blame for any of this watching stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!
Sincerely and who knows yours,
Angela (Really a nice girl!)
P.S. It's only 69 bucks!
North Pole, Earth
Dear Santa,
I have been a good girl.
It really wasn't my fault what happened at JoJo's Office party. It was Allison who spiked the punch with too much Mich Golden Light. I can't help it if I drank 13 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like Anna Sui.
I thought it was funny when I put Chad's My jean skirt on my head and danced the electric slide on the the back of the couch while singing `let me love you'. I didn't mean to break JoJo's computer and don't know why JoJo would accuse me of robbery.
I don't remember calling Matt's wife a snowballing kitty... meoooow---even though she looked like one with orange eye shadow and purple lipstick!
And when I threw up on Teresa's husband's Cock, it was only because I ate too much of that pizza.
After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my Jepp Rubicon through my neighbor's laundry room. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a walking horse and have me arrested for jay walking!
So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all sprinting and sexing. And I'm really not to blame for any of this watching stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!
Sincerely and who knows yours,
Angela (Really a nice girl!)
P.S. It's only 69 bucks!
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Santa Claus
North Pole, Earth
Dear Santa,
I have been a good girl.
It really wasn't my fault what happened at Kiernan's Office party. It was Ent who spiked the punch with too much Margarita. I can't help it if I drank 8 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like pine.
I thought it was funny when I put John's panties on my head and danced the tango on the couch while singing `Unpretty'. I didn't mean to break Kiernan's PC and don't know why Kiernan would accuse me of murder.
I don't remember calling Paul's wife a dirty cow---even though she looked like one with brown eye shadow and black lipstick!
And when I threw up on Katie's husband's breast, it was only because I ate too much of that pizza.
After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my escort through my neighbor's bedroom. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a salty seal and have me arrested for robbery!
So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all short and tall. And I'm really not to blame for any of this plump stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!
Sincerely and huskily yours,
Heather (Really a nice girl!)
P.S. It's only 10 bucks!
North Pole, Earth
Dear Santa,
I have been a good girl.
It really wasn't my fault what happened at Kiernan's Office party. It was Ent who spiked the punch with too much Margarita. I can't help it if I drank 8 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like pine.
I thought it was funny when I put John's panties on my head and danced the tango on the couch while singing `Unpretty'. I didn't mean to break Kiernan's PC and don't know why Kiernan would accuse me of murder.
I don't remember calling Paul's wife a dirty cow---even though she looked like one with brown eye shadow and black lipstick!
And when I threw up on Katie's husband's breast, it was only because I ate too much of that pizza.
After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my escort through my neighbor's bedroom. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a salty seal and have me arrested for robbery!
So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all short and tall. And I'm really not to blame for any of this plump stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!
Sincerely and huskily yours,
Heather (Really a nice girl!)
P.S. It's only 10 bucks!
Kind der Nacht
Experienced
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- Aug 28, 2005
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Santa Claus
North Pole, Earth
Dear Santa,
I have been a good Boy.
It really wasn't my fault what happened at Sarah's Office party. It was Amanda who spiked the punch with too much Sparks. I can't help it if I drank 69 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like Pussy.
I thought it was funny when I put Sarah's panties on my head and danced the tango on the bed while singing `Closer'. I didn't mean to break Sarah's vibrator and don't know why Sarah would accuse me of rape.
I don't remember calling Brad's wife a fucked pig---even though she looked like one with green eye shadow and black lipstick!
And when I threw up on Shannon's husband's clit, it was only because I ate too much of that whipped cream.
After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my mustange through my neighbor's bedroom. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a sexy cat and have me arrested for rape!
So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all huge and wet. And I'm really not to blame for any of this slippery stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!
Sincerely and fast yours,
Kind der Nacht (Really a nice Boy!)
P.S. It's only 13 bucks!
North Pole, Earth
Dear Santa,
I have been a good Boy.
It really wasn't my fault what happened at Sarah's Office party. It was Amanda who spiked the punch with too much Sparks. I can't help it if I drank 69 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like Pussy.
I thought it was funny when I put Sarah's panties on my head and danced the tango on the bed while singing `Closer'. I didn't mean to break Sarah's vibrator and don't know why Sarah would accuse me of rape.
I don't remember calling Brad's wife a fucked pig---even though she looked like one with green eye shadow and black lipstick!
And when I threw up on Shannon's husband's clit, it was only because I ate too much of that whipped cream.
After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my mustange through my neighbor's bedroom. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a sexy cat and have me arrested for rape!
So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all huge and wet. And I'm really not to blame for any of this slippery stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!
Sincerely and fast yours,
Kind der Nacht (Really a nice Boy!)
P.S. It's only 13 bucks!
