Any willpower I had is gone...

[Nexxus]

I think I'm in love......again.
I just met this woman from Kenya who is here on a study visa and I just could not stop hanging out with her. I met her at the Hard Rock. I thought she was there with these guys but she wasn't. I was there alone and so was she, then she was talking to this other girl she met there and the other girl left and I figured she would leave. She is so beautiful, I cannot believe she wasn't surrounded by droves of men. She sat and talked to me until 1:30am and then I walked her back to her hotel. She kept telling me what a wonderful night she had, she hadn't expected to do anything. I kept thinking she was talking about someone else, but she kept thanking me. I am just floored. I don't think an African (/American) woman has ever truly shown an interest in me and it's just such an incredible feeling to be appreciated so quickly. Sorry I'll get off my cloud now. This is more of a vent, so i don't expect responses.


Nex

 

[Roland Gilliad]

Good For you Nexus ol Pal!
::hands him a cuban and a beer::
I wish you the best of luck with your new squeeze!
::shakes his hand and walks away::

 

[Nexxus]

How did you know I squeezed her?

Nex

 

[Roland Gilliad]

just a guess have fun you sly dog u

 

[Morgoth]

(Strange sci-fi music)Announcer voice:
Little did Nexxus know at the time, but the woman from Kenya was really Roland in one of his disguises.
(More strange music)

 

[Roland Gilliad]

RofLol , not true....Really i mean it not true..
(I told u not to tell anyone about my operations now we will have to put you in the Iso!)

 

[Morgoth]

(Screaming, in a terrified voice) Oh, no anything but that. No!( you do know that I was kidding?)NO!YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!

 

[Roland Gilliad]

Capture the tratior

Get im Lads (of course i do) get im and throw him in!!!

 

[Morgoth]

(Runs like hell in the other direction) Mwa ha ha ha ha ha(stops at a the top of the 20 story apartment) Stop or I'll jump. Don't take another step.

 

[Roland Gilliad]

::fires tractor beam laser and hauls down morgoth and shoves him in moble iso chamber::

 

[Morgoth]

Morgoth prays quickly for a miracle to happen and a chicken flys in and poops on Roland's face. In Rolands thrashing he knocks the free the iso chamber prisoner switch and I make a speedy getaway. Also I tell a bunch of thugs that the guy with the chicken poop had sex with all of their mothers.

 

[SimplySouthern]

Woah boy...ummm...this is strange. Morgoth...wow...you are really an oddball, but you have a creative mind that I'm sure could be put to good use

Roland...you are doing much better here lately my man...keep up the good work!

 

[Gingersnap]

Oh Mannnn and people think I'm weird..<shaking my head>

 

[Bliss]

Congratulations on your new love interest Nexxus. It's always fun to hear about happy people. Remember, if it doesn't work out, you can always go for Therappe.



_________________________________________
Bad Pun Witness Protection Program Honoree

 

[Jade]

NEX... just tell me you got her number!

 

[Gingersnap]

Payne that ain't no protection babe......

Nexus I forgot to mention how happy I was for you. Ain't love grand babe?

 

[Bliss]

Snap,

I had to hide behind something! That was awful, but I couldn't resist. Hopefully, Nex is so ecstatic he won't notice and I can hide in the corner pretending I'm a good lil girl.

__________________________________
Love is a wonderful thang!

eggtastic even, LOL

[Edited by Payne on 08-06-2000 at 10:57 AM]

 

[KillerMuffin]

Speaking of cheesy SciFi...

Where was the Nexxus of Sommilus again? I forgot. I think I left my camcorder there last time we went on holiday. Bloody thing and all that rot. Dear Auntie Beth, she's such a dear dotty thing, was positively delighted with the gardens there. Even if the gardens had those truly monstrous Broovian Belchers. Anybody for tea?

 

[Bushido71XS]

Good Luck Nex, About time one of us good guys got the girl

 

[Bliss]

Good Luck Nex, About time one of us good guys got the girl

HEY! Gimme some credit! I gave up punks, twerps, rough necks and assholes and am engaged to the sweetest guy that ever was. Heeeee, I may be biased, but you can trust me on this one.

Not all girls spend their whole lives hung up on unemployable deadbeat assholes who live in their Momma's basement (get up out the basement, fool!), although I served more than my fair share of time involved with that sort.

Let's just say that I "grew up" and figured out that at least one really nice guy is anything but boringgggg.

Just mah 2 cents.

 

[Lovely Latina]

Hey Nex...

Just a hunch, but...ya know who might be able to help you locate that "lost willpower"?

Your wife.

 

[Nexxus]

Well thank you to all the well wishers. Jade...ummm....I just hate disappointing you. Sorry.
LL...woohoo..Old Jewish mothers have nothing on you. I feel like I just graduated from "Guilt 101."
I promise to feel like shit for quite awhile if thats what is neccessary. Who knows maybe while shes at it my wife can help me find my self esteem too, seems she took it and put it away someplace.


Nex

 

[Lovely Latina]

Ahhh hell, Nex...

Nexxus,

We've known each other for quite some time now through our business connection, and even became friends along the way. You've come to know my twisted sense of humor quite well, and I believed that I had come to know yours. I really thought that my above post was gonna make you laugh. It wasn't my intention to make you "feel like shit." It was just me being that incurable smart-ass "brat" that you so often refer to me as. See...I even stuck my tongue out at you to show that I was just messin' witcha. (Hell...I've even mentioned the fact that you were married in other threads!)

If the time you spent with this lovely lady was simply innocent and helped to bolster your self-esteem and self-image, then I am happy for your experience. We all deserve to feel appreciated and good about ourselves. I'm just truly sorry that your wife isn't as appreciative.

So, if you'll kindly stop ogling beautiful women and owls and get back to your office in HICKSville...then MAYBE I can get some decent help from your office because they won't help me OR return my phone calls dammit!

Have a safe trip home.

LL

 

[Nexxus]

I'm sorry, I overreacted. I haven't had the best conversations with home while I've been down here and to top it off the lady in the booth next to me who is from Chatsworth, reminds me soooo much of someone I miss terribly from nearby to that area that I keep talking to her (extremely innocently..shes got a rock on her finger the size of Texas!!)and my booth mates won't lay off. I'm sick of people not understanding sometimes its just a conversation.
You are a deer...and I apologize for being an asshole. I will call you tomorrow and solve all your problems (hahahahah....I crack myself up!) I mean all your business problems.


and yes...I definitely appreciate your twisted, bratty, cute little girlie sense of humor (oops...I'm dead)

Nex