Any tips on how to get my mom into bed?

[StyledMild]

God damn do I wanna fuck my mom! I've thought about it for a long time and I'm ready. I walked by her open bedroom door the other night. She was laying on the bed asleep in only a nightgown, no panties, with shaved pussy displayed for all the world to see. So, I'd appreciate any tips from sons that got their mommies into bed. Words of caution from people who tried and failed are also welcome....

 

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[lorddragonwolf]

go on jerry and tell her. that way the whole world will know too.

 

[Weird Harold]

Thanks for the invitation, but I'm all booked up for crimanal conspiracies at the moment, so I'll have to decline your gracious invitation to join yours.

 

[sheath]

Why would you want to alienate your mother for the rest of your life? Even if she goes for it, things are going to be VERY awkward on the homestead from then on out.

But most importantly, why would you even CONSIDER risking being a daddy to...well...your little brother?

Fantasies are great. I would advise you to keep it there.

S.

 

[peachykeen]

Golly it's been simply aaaaaaaaaaages since we had this question...

 

[Lust Engine]

Golly it's been simply aaaaaaaaaaages since we had this question...

I think this one last appeared alongside the "How Do I Fuck a Space Aliens' Dog Without Getting It Pregnant" thread. It's folks like these that can keep Jerry Springer on the air forever.

 

[Gods_Favorite]

I wonder if these people that post these threads are serious, or if there are really that many people who want to fuck their mothers

 

[girlee]

Why don't you try a well planned catching you getting undressed or getting out of the shower. Maybe she will get some of her own naughty thoughts.

 

[P. B. Walker]

Just walk in there and stick the dick in her. Yeah. Yeah. heh hehe... heh... he said "dick" heh heheh...

 

[funwdi]

Huh?

Do you even know if your Mom likes you "that way"? Any indication? I wouldn't start something that could lead to a huge disaster. Is your Mom single or attached? (Where's Dad)
All things to think about...or maybe you're just posting this to see how many people will get on their soapboxes about this issue.

 

[Bent]

Who Birthed This Guy?!

She pushed you OUT of her pussy, do ya really think she wants ya back in, Jethro?

 

[funwdi]

Ooooh...good point, Bent!

 

[SpankMyMonkey]

I gotta go with Bent on this one folks!

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[Lust Engine]

They'd better learn how to throw & duck a chair while on national television too. Sheesh!

 

[Bent]

I gotta go with Bent on this one folks!

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Ooooh! How I love being spanked, too

 

[Guest]

Now that Laurel has disabled "unregistered" posts, we'll be getting a lot more members with under 5 posts.

 

[Autoguy]

Just walk in there and stick the dick in her. Yeah. Yeah. heh hehe... heh... he said "dick" heh heheh...

Shut up Beavis...hehe...he

 

[P. B. Walker]

Up yours assmunch... heh hehe heh hehe heh change the channel...

PBW

 

[Pixie Mischief]

well this is disturbing!!!! LMAO


I'm really open minded but this... too much

speaking of jerry springer thats what Iwas just watching disturbing show LMAO tomorow mommies are suppose to go on who made love to there daughters and nieces

fits right in with this thread!

 

[Lust Engine]

speaking of jerry springer thats what Iwas just watching disturbing show LMAO tomorow mommies are suppose to go on who made love to there daughters and nieces

I'm just wondering how much longer that show is going to be on. There can't be that much of a market for that kind of trash... can there?

 

[Autoguy]

Up yours assmunch... heh hehe heh hehe heh change the channel...

PBW

Yeah, yeah, he hehe.

 

[lorddragonwolf]

I'm just wondering how much longer that show is going to be on. There can't be that much of a market for that kind of trash... can there?

i dont watch it as much as i used to but i need a good laugh once in awhile. where else will you see brothers fucking their sisters when both are married or men who have been dating women for a YEAR and just now find out she is really a man.

 

[Pixie Mischief]

I'm just wondering how much longer that show is going to be on. There can't be that much of a market for that kind of trash... can there?

I think its fixed, it just has to be fake. LOL god disturbing. it just has to

 

[The Dipsomaniac]

i was going to say something intelligent - then it slipped right outa my head?! Oh well... if it was important it will come back to me!!!

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