Any sex going on here?

[Sparky Kronkite]

Nope, didn't think so.

Per usual.

And they call this a sex site.

At least the Democrats could "lend a hand (job)" to the Republicans. And ya know - the Libertarians could bend over and take a shaft up the ole arse. And the Commies/Socialists - they could "take a trip round the world" on us all - with a reach around of course. And - as for the silent majority? They could allow themselves to be tied/bound and we'd just "cum bath" all of'em.

Now - that would be sex - not politics actually - and that's what this board should be all about.

What's been happenin'?

Anybody leave? Anyone crack up? No meds. Anybody cyber-fucking anyone anew? Any new supspect Trolls? Laurel and Mr. Manu'R doin' okay? Anybody meet up in RL this past week? How's the big Vegas meet'um'up plans going?

You know people - shovel me some news here.

Please.

 

[sexy-girl]

im here and everybody hates me


hehe just kidding im new to the board but everybody has been friendly and although i dont know many people very well its all nice fun

 

[april-wine]

i don't hate you.............

 

[Renegade]

Nice to see you back, Sparky.

It's been an interesting week around here. But the only news I'll give you myself right now is that I'm going to bed. I'll leave everything else for the others to tell you about.

 

[DriveSouth]

I don't hate you either-

In fact, I think you are rather sexy.

 

[Bluenose]

Welcome back sparky

and we all like you sexygirl

 

[rambling man]

i posted a thread about sex and it's sliding on down the line..i posted political threads and they are still very much alive, so that should tell you what people want to talk about



i still really want to bang that blonde chick from planet of the apes

 

[bluntforcemama]

Sparks

Give me a few days, and I'll let you know.

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Politico's???? Go figure.....

I can see a bunch of you - WriterDom, UncleBill and other's - sittin' round - banging the beige beast with one hand - spewing polical crap accros this here board - and strokin' the hard thang - under their desks.

Politics is sex? Not in my humble head. In fact -nothin' wilts my tallywhacker faster'n thinking of Newt Gingrige or Hillory Clinton.

Fore I am Generally Bored - with these here General Board - topics of politics.

 

[sexy-girl]

well its a general board as people have reminded me here just skip past things you dont like


its nice that the board is made up of people from all over the world ... and sometimes its nice to hear opinions of people based in america (for me anyway) ... although i must admit some of the political threads can be a tad boring ... i think i'll still enjoy replying to them sometimes when im in the right mood and its on an issue i care about


i havent seen THAT many sexual threads ... hehe there was alot of homosexual discussion (started by me some)

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Sexy-girl????

Are you a homo?

 

[sexy-girl]

i am a homo in species

i am also a lesbian if thats what you meant ... why do you ask are you a homo - phobe .... homo - sexual .... or just intrested

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

I ask simply because I'm curious, and.....

not afraid to ask.

I'm only phobic regarding pain and suffering - for anyone.

What color are you?

 

[sexy-girl]

i am white ... half english half irish ... born in england ... living in england .. and i dont mind you asking i just was kidding

 

[lavender]

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Lav? Only here for a couple of days.....

then back out of vacation.

And Sexy? Brits kid? C'mon - yer not English.

 

[sexy-girl]

lol i dont know if im sexy or not .... it was just a silly nick to pick after listening to Air - Sexy Boy ... but there are ALOT of sexy english girls

 

[Stonedagger]

Hello

Hey Sparky - how's it going?
Not too much new around here - well except the food stains from the food fight in the 'directionless' thread!!
I am hoping for another one soon!

 

[Latina]

Gee, even a thread compalaining that there isn't enough sex on this sex site, gets non-sexual.

No sex goin' on around Literotica, nope, nope. If you whine when you're NOT having sex, the trolls say there's more to life than sex. If you brag how good your sex life is (mine usually is unless one of us is ill), the trolls whine that you're putting down their comparatively sexless lives.

This is the most sexless sex site. Why do I stay? To occasionally stir things up with sexy writings and/or photos. And I like to read the occasionally interesting thread.

-- Latina
Bending Over Backwards to Please My Guy

 

[mars99]

I'm with Latina

Too much chatting, not enough fucking

 

[sexy-girl]

*frowns* ... outrageous ... frontal nudity ... how rude

 

[mars99]

let's try that pic again....

 

[Latina]

What this board needs MUCH more of. I could do this all day every day. Mmmmmmmm!

-- Latina

 

[sexy-girl]

hmm not exactly the sort of pic i like ... so on that note i'll goto bed nite nite all

 

[mars99]

ah well, my pics don't like to post