Any female wanna give me a blow job?

[p_p_man]

The recent batch of threads with a sexual theme have seriously upset my self-control.

I start to write a Bush post and all I can see are a pair of lips sliding up and down my cock...

I try to write about the IRA and the image in my mind is a perfect pair of buttocks grinding back into my loins...

I begin to write about the British Empire and my vision is a pair of legs wrapped tightly around my body...

So let's get this bloody thing over...

Any female wanna give me a blow job so I can get back to normal?

 

[LRC]

walking up to pp man .......

licking my lips ........ pursing them .....


















and blowing bubbles in his face .........

then running away .......giggles ....

 

[p_p_man]

Don't do that...

 

[p_p_man]

No takers eh?

I guess I'll just have to sweat it out...

Now where was I...Oh yeah...

If Bush is talking to the IRA about the British Empire then does that mean...

...shit that's no good...

leaves thread muttering "relief, relief, I need relief...damn these sex threads...relief..."

 

[Cheyenne]

And here I thought you WERE a blow job.....

 

[Always]

you're COMPLAINING?

holy shit! a MALE HUMAN is bitching that he can't be POLITICAL cause he's HORNY!!!!

well one thing's for sure. he's not Clinton in Lit-guise.

 

[p_p_man]

no reply...

...I've left the thread...

This is NOT me talking...

 

[miles]

Shila

Let's hope he's more astute about blowjobs than he is politics.

 

[p_p_man]

Re: Shila

Let's hope he's more astute about blowjobs than he is politics.

I just had to pop back in to share this brilliant thought...


"You mean you want to know whether I swing both Left and Right?"

 

[miles]

Pee Pee Man: Have I got a girl for you!

Imagine this bitch honking your horn Enjoy!

 

[scylis]

don't worry, man. if i were a woman..... well, i still wouldn't give you head.

if i were a woman, i'd be a lesbian.

 

[p_p_man]

than you...thank you...thank you...

grabs image and runs frantically from the thread

 

[nasty]

Give that back

*Grabbing picture away from P.P Man. Hilary is all MINE!!!!!!!!

 

[JenJ]

hm p_p_man not being able to be politcal that is a shame

 

[p_p_man]

and what do you call...

hm p_p_man not being able to be politcal that is a shame

trying to get a BJ from Hilary if not political...

grrooaan...see what you've done Jenj...you've started me off again...


sprints (for the last time) from the thread...

 

[JenJ]

a joke

aww I scared him off what a suprise

 

[TigerClaw]

.....

.....

 

[p_p_man]

I just thought I'd mention it...

...but I'm better now...

Everything is back in focus...

It's just my eyes that are crossed...

 

[LRC]

ok pp man ......do you want me to blow you

some more bubbles ..........






when she was good she was very very good and when she was bad she was horrid

 

[doctor_insanus]

Dammit, p_p! You've been around long enough to know...

Take it to the damn Personal Boards!

 

[p_p_man]

All the sexually oriented threads...

...got me confused. I thought I was on Personals..

Anyway all better now!

By the way doc your atavar when it spells out REDRUM has a special significance for us Brits. RED RUM, now dead, was the most famous race horse ever to run in the UK Red Rum won the Grand National (our premier "over the jumps" race) three times in a row and on retirement became a national celebrity.

Whenever I see your atavar it always catches my eye when it's displaying the RED RUM way around...

Just thought I'd mention it...

 

[doctor_insanus]

That was pointed out to me in another thread yesterday. Interesting coincidence, eh?

Obviously, that wasn't my reason for choosing it... but if it has a special meaning for some people, then I'm happier for it!

Good luck in your eternal quest!

 

[miles]

PP Man

Well, how was the bitch?

Now you know why Bill went elsewhere to get his horn honked.

 

[shadowsource]

LRC....

Who is this NYC redhead...?

 

[p_p_man]

Re: PP Man

Well, how was the bitch?

Now you know why Bill went elsewhere to get his horn honked.

Sorry, I'm not the "get sucked and tell" sort...