Answering Machines

[Always]

"Hi! You have reached Shila's microwave because her answering machine is broken. Please leave a message after the beep but talk REALLY SLOW cause i have to write everything down. Oh, and if you want to cook anything, just hold it up to the phone. thank you! *BEEP*"

"This answering machine has been connected to a 5,000 volt power supply that has been wired to this small kitten. If you hang up before leaving a message, little Fluffy here will be blown to smithereens. It's your choice, ha ha ha ha ha."

"Believe it or not Shil is not home, please leave a message at the beep, I must be out or I'd pick up the phone, where could I be, believe it or not I'm not home!"

 

[Vivid Blossom]

Shila

You are a nut. I like that -- you fit right in.

 

[Todd]

I used that kiten one before and apparently I must of seounded to serious and realistic becuase 3 days later I had the local cops knocking on my doors.

 

[Always]

*laughing* poor Toddy-woddy.... *snickers*

thanks Diana!! i try to be myself but the Masks just keep jumping on... *smirk*

 

[Vivid Blossom]

*laughing* poor Toddy-woddy.... *snickers*

thanks Diana!! i try to be myself but the Masks just keep jumping on... *smirk*

LOL --

 

[Always]

sometimes i'm not sure which part is me and which is just another act....

 

[JenJ]

lol those are good lol