Answer this....

[Batch]

1. If your ex lover came to you, swearing that he/she had changed and would never hurt you again, would you get back together with them?

Like FUCK NO!
I would gladly lie and lure him way out into the desert.........stake him over or near an ant colony and drizzle honey all over him......

2. If your church/religion told you to break up with a lover, would you listen?


Nope....I rarely go to Mass anymore....and but they do have plenty of more important issues that they need to fix.

3. Who besides your lover/crush, on lit of the opposite sex, would you just like to sit down and discuss intellectual matters with for one hour?

My crushes are intellectually simulating...it is possible to fuck like monkeys, rest and talk or fuck like monkeys and hold an intelligent conversation.....


4. ok if you were involved in a relationship where everything but the sex was great, would you still marry that person?

Yep.


5. Do you read everyone’s responses here, or just some people?



As I have a great deal (shitloads)of time I read everyones.

6. How would you describe your childhood in 2 words?

Rather not



7. What subject in school were you best at? Worst?


Best.......History
Worst...Math


8. Women if you married would you take your spouse’s last name? Men would you expect her to?

No I would not and will not lose my name.

9. If you could have chosen your own first name, other than your current one, what would it be?

I like my name, it suits me just fine.

10. As a child what did you want to be when you grew up?

Archaeologist


11. If you were instantly able to play one musical instrument perfectly that you have never played before what would it be?
Bagpipes



12. Name the most terrifying moment in your life so far? (not being scared of falling in love, etc but actual physical fear)

day my husband tried to kill himself while standing in front of me




13. If a photograph of one part of your body were to be used in an advertisement, which part would you want to be used and for what product or service?


haven't a clue.



14. If you were to have your friends, in private, attribute a single quality to you, what would you want it to be?


Honest as the day is long.

15. BESIDES YOURSELF, if you HAD to be any person from history, who would you want to have been?

Queen Elizabeth



16. What is your favorite clothing store?




17. If you could see only 3 movies ever again, what films would you choose?
Aliens
The Philadelphia Story
The Wizard of Oz

18. If you could ask god one question what would it be?
Why so much pain




19. If you could play any person in an existing fairy tale who would you be
Tatterhood...cool chick thatt had a wicked ass spoon and rode a goat and kicked some serious Goblin butt.



20. Are you horny right now?

Oh yeah.

 

[Sparkey]

1. Complete this sentence.

I (meaning you) have more humility than anyone else. haha

2. What are you drinking right now? Pepsi

3. What are you wearing right now? Sweater and Jeans

4. Do you feel you are appealing to the opposite sex? If so what is most appealing about you? Yes, I seem to be. My demeanor.

5. Your favorite actor and actress? I don't have any

6. What do you normally say when you cum? It is difficult to spell those sounds

7. Complete this sentence..
I (meaning you) will never win a contest for my physicque.

8. What is your favorite dessert? Lemon Merangue Pie

9. Is there any sexual technique you have that you always do?
I have found a way to insert my finger into her vagina and keep the heel of my hand against her clitoris. By rocking my hand my finger slides in and out of her vagina while the heel of my hand rubs her clitoris.

10. How many times have you cum in the last 24 hours? Once

 

[SexyAmber]

Ok we have had a ton of questions about our lovers/crushes and I am out of them! Please feel free to add questions. Here are some from the book of IF hope they don’t bore you. And Welcome newcomers

1. What is your best physical feature?

2. If you had to name the one personality trait that you have tried the hardest to change in yourself, what would you say?

3. If you could go back for one minute to the garden of eden and give adam advice, what would you say?

4. If, In retrospect, you could have been nicer to one person in your life, who would it be?

5. If you could ask one yes or no question about your death and have the answer now, what would you ask?

6. If you could solve one world problem by pledging your own permanent celibacy, what would you do it for?

7. If you could have a set of bed sheets made of anything in the world, what material would you choose?

8. If you could change one thing about the way you were disciplined as a child what would it be?

9. If you were to be tied naked in bed and have your lover melt an ice cube on a single part of your body, without touching you otherwise, where would you want them to touch?

10. Do you use any items besides yourself when performing oral sex?

11. If you were to be killed by an animal what kind would you want it to be?

12. Cats, Dogs, Birds, or Fish?

13. If you were to decide the legal age for sexual consent, what age would it be?

14. What is your favorite restaurant?

15. On a first date, who pays?

16. What is your most recurring dream?

17. What were your favorite toys as a child?

18. Do you have tattoos? Where and of what?

19. What color are your eyes? What color eyes do you like in the opposite sex?

20. The person who answered above you. Describe thier av in one word

 

[tryingsumtinnew]

1. What is your best physical feature?

Hmmm, my smile or my eyes.

2. If you had to name the one personality trait that you have tried the hardest to change in yourself, what would you say?

To be more caring.

3. If you could go back for one minute to the garden of eden and give adam advice, what would you say?

Wear a jimmy.

4. If, In retrospect, you could have been nicer to one person in your life, who would it be?

Too many to list.

5. If you could ask one yes or no question about your death and have the answer now, what would you ask?

Will I die happy?

6. If you could solve one world problem by pledging your own permanent celibacy, what would you do it for?

Honestly I don't think I could do it.

7. If you could have a set of bed sheets made of anything in the world, what material would you choose?

These sheets

8. If you could change one thing about the way you were disciplined as a child what would it be?

For it had been done lovingly and not out of anger.

9. If you were to be tied naked in bed and have your lover melt an ice cube on a single part of your body, without touching you otherwise, where would you want them to touch?

My face.

10. Do you use any items besides yourself when performing oral sex?

Yes

11. If you were to be killed by an animal what kind would you want it to be?

A wild school of sunfish.

12. Cats, Dogs, Birds, or Fish?

Dogs, cats, birds and fish in that order.

13. If you were to decide the legal age for sexual consent, what age would it be?

16

14. What is your favorite restaurant?

Vellegia's, it's in Baltimores Little Italy.

15. On a first date, who pays?

Me

16. What is your most recurring dream?

I always dream about being chased and killed. What does that mean?

17. What were your favorite toys as a child?

Bike and football.

18. Do you have tattoos? Where and of what?

I have four. A four leaf clover on my right hip, a jester on my left calf, the all seeing eye with some tribal around it on my left shoulder blade and a fire and water ying-yang on my right bicep with a fire wrap on one side and a water wrap on the other and they meet behind my arm in a cloud.

19. What color are your eyes? What color eyes do you like in the opposite sex?

Brown and I like blue and green.

20. The person who answered above you. Describe thier av in one word.

It was Ambers and the word would be "Booooooiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnng".

 

[SexyAmber]

1. What is your best physical feature?

My eyes, they are pale blue but change color slightly with my emotion

2. If you had to name the one personality trait that you have tried the hardest to change in yourself, what would you say?

I don't trust people, I see motives in everything

3. If you could go back for one minute to the garden of eden and give adam advice, what would you say?

Wouldn't you rather eat the fig leaf?

4. If, In retrospect, you could have been nicer to one person in your life, who would it be?

My mother

5. If you could ask one yes or no question about your death and have the answer now, what would you ask?

Will my parents have to live through seeing me die

6. If you could solve one world problem by pledging your own permanent celibacy, what would you do it for?

oh my ...well if I had to...it would be the forced genital mutilation of females in certain cultures. When I was in Costa Rica a lady spoke to us about it and it was the most inhumane thing I have ever heard

7. If you could have a set of bed sheets made of anything in the world, what material would you choose?

Chocolate or silk

8. If you could change one thing about the way you were disciplined as a child what would it be?

My father would yell violently then a half hour later come up and leave a present outside our doors instead of talking to us or saying he loved us

9. If you were to be tied naked in bed and have your lover melt an ice cube on a single part of your body, without touching you otherwise, where would you want them to touch?

My nipple, I would cum before it melted though

10. Do you use any items besides yourself when performing oral sex?

Poprocks, cough drops, ice and warm tea ...then the normal food stuff

11. If you were to be killed by an animal what kind would you want it to be?

Just have an elephant stomp me...the quickest I can think of

12. Cats, Dogs, Birds, or Fish?

CATS! Damn you all don't you know they are holy animals...guardians of the dead...Cats rock

13. If you were to decide the legal age for sexual consent, what age would it be?

40 This is based on individual maturity but I would say 18...I didn't know dick about sex when I was 16 and what emotions come with it

14. What is your favorite restaurant?

Villa Fiore

15. On a first date, who pays?

I will offer but everytime thus far he has

16. What is your most recurring dream?

That I am living in this huge old castle and a man is there, handsome and strong and he is trying to protect me but people keep coming after me so I am running and hiding all over, finally he corners me in the attic and I am banging on the window trying to break it and he says "shhh Amber" and I wake up...I sleep walk nearly every night so you can just imagine with that dream what it is like living with me

17. What were your favorite toys as a child?

Shrinky Dinks! They rock! And my microscope and chemistry kit because I used make potions with kool aid and give them to my family saying it was a drink for cute and nice people

18. Do you have tattoos? Where and of what?

Yes
1. Outer left thigh - my sorority symbol a crazy looking yingyang
2. Outer right thigh - A pretty small heart with the initials JTR, my college roomate who was murdered
3. My lower back- the chinese symbol for "Eternity"

19. What color are your eyes? What color eyes do you like in the opposite sex?

Blue ... Eye color in opposite sex doesn't matter but I am severly attracted to beautiful eyes, regardless of the color

20. The person who answered above you. Describe thier av in one word

At the time of this posting it's TSN....and one word...FUCK

 

[redelicious]

Ok we have had a ton of questions about our lovers/crushes and I am out of them! Please feel free to add questions. Here are some from the book of IF hope they don’t bore you. And Welcome newcomers

1. What is your best physical feature?

*hair or breasts

2. If you had to name the one personality trait that you have tried the hardest to change in yourself, what would you say?

*they tell me I am not always right.....

3. If you could go back for one minute to the garden of eden and give adam advice, what would you say?

*wouldn't

4. If, In retrospect, you could have been nicer to one person in your life, who would it be?

*maybe my parents

5. If you could ask one yes or no question about your death and have the answer now, what would you ask?

*I don't want to know....

6. If you could solve one world problem by pledging your own permanent celibacy, what would you do it for?

*world peace

7. If you could have a set of bed sheets made of anything in the world, what material would you choose?

*silk

8. If you could change one thing about the way you were disciplined as a child what would it be?

*less verbal abuse

9. If you were to be tied naked in bed and have your lover melt an ice cube on a single part of your body, without touching you otherwise, where would you want them to touch?

*breasts

10. Do you use any items besides yourself when performing oral sex?

*no

11. If you were to be killed by an animal what kind would you want it to be?

*OMG...pass

12. Cats, Dogs, Birds, or Fish?

*cats

13. If you were to decide the legal age for sexual consent, what age would it be?

*18

14. What is your favorite restaurant?

*California Dreaming

15. On a first date, who pays?

*he does

16. What is your most recurring dream?

*I don't have one

17. What were your favorite toys as a child?

*Ragedy Anne

18. Do you have tattoos? Where and of what?

*nope

19. What color are your eyes? What color eyes do you like in the opposite sex?

*uhhh, they are too hard to describe...sometimes they look green, sometimes they look blue. Doesn't matter...

20. The person who answered above you. Describe thier av in one word

*OOPS,lol .... it's Amber and it's very sexy.

 

[lady_deanna]

1. What is your best physical feature?
--probably my amber colored eyes

2. If you had to name the one personality trait that you have tried the hardest to change in yourself, what would you say?
--self esteem, that I am worth looking at, though not perfect

3. If you could go back for one minute to the garden of eden and give adam advice, what would you say?
--Give two ribs... we're worth it.

4. If, In retrospect, you could have been nicer to one person in your life, who would it be?
--my sister

5. If you could ask one yes or no question about your death and have the answer now, what would you ask?
--will I have a family first?

6. If you could solve one world problem by pledging your own permanent celibacy, what would you do it for?
--I would want a kid frist, yes being selfish, but then I would say I would make all people tolerant of differences of all sorts

7. If you could have a set of bed sheets made of anything in the world, what material would you choose?
--probably just a basic cotton knit

8. If you could change one thing about the way you were disciplined as a child what would it be?
--parents that listen before disciplining, in a rationale way of course

9. If you were to be tied naked in bed and have your lover melt an ice cube on a single part of your body, without touching you otherwise, where would you want them to touch?
--

10. Do you use any items besides yourself when performing oral sex?
--usually not...

11. If you were to be killed by an animal what kind would you want it to be?
--

12. Cats, Dogs, Birds, or Fish?
--bunnies

13. If you were to decide the legal age for sexual consent, what age would it be?
--22

14. What is your favorite restaurant?
--don't really have one!

15. On a first date, who pays?
--whoever initiates the plans

16. What is your most recurring dream?
--I haven't had one since I was a kid, but it was about being ignored by my dad as I was kidnapped right in front of him

17. What were your favorite toys as a child?
--weeble wobbles, Star Wars, hot wheels (a true tomboy)

18. Do you have tattoos? Where and of what?
--I will in a month... a celtic knot in the shape of a moon

19. What color are your eyes? What color eyes do you like in the opposite sex?
Amber brown... Any color, its more the depth that I like

20. The person who answered above you. Describe thier av in one word
Who knows who it is, but it was Amber.... and I think she hits the border between revealing and imagination

 

[Freya]

Ok we have had a ton of questions about our lovers/crushes and I am out of them! Please feel free to add questions. Here are some from the book of IF hope they don’t bore you. And Welcome newcomers

1. What is your best physical feature?
My smile maybe, or my boobs.

2. If you had to name the one personality trait that you have tried the hardest to change in yourself, what would you say?
My shyness and insecurity.

3. If you could go back for one minute to the garden of eden and give adam advice, what would you say?
If you'd stick something else in her mouth she wouldn't need to eat the apple.

4. If, In retrospect, you could have been nicer to one person in your life, who would it be?
my child

5. If you could ask one yes or no question about your death and have the answer now, what would you ask?
Will it hurt?

6. If you could solve one world problem by pledging your own permanent celibacy, what would you do it for?
ugh - child poverty

7. If you could have a set of bed sheets made of anything in the world, what material would you choose?
Silk

8. If you could change one thing about the way you were disciplined as a child what would it be?
Less mean words

9. If you were to be tied naked in bed and have your lover melt an ice cube on a single part of your body, without touching you otherwise, where would you want them to touch?
my breasts

10. Do you use any items besides yourself when performing oral sex?
Whipped cream, ice, this candy stuff I bought from Fantasia, flavoured heating oils

11. If you were to be killed by an animal what kind would you want it to be?
kitten

12. Cats, Dogs, Birds, or Fish?
Cats

13. If you were to decide the legal age for sexual consent, what age would it be?
18

14. What is your favorite restaurant?
The Keg Steakhouse

15. On a first date, who pays?
Whoever invites the other person

16. What is your most recurring dream?
I used to dream of my daughter being hit by a train - now I dont' have any recurring ones.

17. What were your favorite toys as a child?
Barbies, lego, worms in slime

18. Do you have tattoos? Where and of what?
On my ankle - it's a celtic knot in a design

19. What color are your eyes? What color eyes do you like in the opposite sex?
Blue - I love dark eyes on men

20. The person who answered above you. Describe thier av in one word
Old movieish

 

[SexyChele]

1. What is your best physical feature?

My eyes

2. If you had to name the one personality trait that you have tried the hardest to change in yourself, what would you say?

My quick temper

3. If you could go back for one minute to the garden of eden and give adam advice, what would you say?

Be a man for once, and don't listen to her!

4. If, In retrospect, you could have been nicer to one person in your life, who would it be?

My grandfather

5. If you could ask one yes or no question about your death and have the answer now, what would you ask?

I don't want to know anything about my death. When it happens, it happens.

6. If you could solve one world problem by pledging your own permanent celibacy, what would you do it for?

That not another child in this world would go to bed hungry ever again.

7. If you could have a set of bed sheets made of anything in the world, what material would you choose?

Silk

8. If you could change one thing about the way you were disciplined as a child what would it be?

The ability to talk to my mother the way I could with my father

9. If you were to be tied naked in bed and have your lover melt an ice cube on a single part of your body, without touching you otherwise, where would you want them to touch?

Either inside my pussy or my ass, nowhere on the outside of my body

10. Do you use any items besides yourself when performing oral sex?

Sometimes - I try to be creative

11. If you were to be killed by an animal what kind would you want it to be?

A big cat - I've heard they strangle their prey first.

12. Cats, Dogs, Birds, or Fish?

Cats and dogs, equally

13. If you were to decide the legal age for sexual consent, what age would it be?

18 - it worked for me

14. What is your favorite restaurant?

The little Chinese place down the street

15. On a first date, who pays?

The guy does

16. What is your most recurring dream?

I rarely remember my dreams, and as far as I know haven't had a recurring one since I was 13

17. What were your favorite toys as a child?

My Tonka trucks and my toy soldiers. (I was a tomboy, what can I say?)

18. Do you have tattoos? Where and of what?

No, I do not

19. What color are your eyes? What color eyes do you like in the opposite sex?

They don't stay one color. My eyes change between blue, green, and grey. In the opposite sex, any color as long as they are filled with laughter and caring.

20. The person who answered above you. Describe thier av in one word

Teasingly sensual (Freya2)

 

[Freya]

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[Pseudomoniker]

Ok we have had a ton of questions about our lovers/crushes and I am out of them! Please feel free to add questions. Here are some from the book of IF hope they don?t bore you. And Welcome newcomers

1. What is your best physical feature?

**My eyes.

2. If you had to name the one personality trait that you have tried the hardest to change in yourself, what would you say?

**Trusting others too quickly.

3. If you could go back for one minute to the garden of eden and give adam advice, what would you say?

**I just sprayed poison over every apple in the garden.

4. If, In retrospect, you could have been nicer to one person in your life, who would it be?

**A friend of mine in Canada whose heart I broke.

5. If you could ask one yes or no question about your death and have the answer now, what would you ask?

**Assuming heaven/hell exist, where am I presently headed and if it's someplace warm, what do I have to do to change that?

6. If you could solve one world problem by pledging your own permanent celibacy, what would you do it for?

**Nothing. Let someone else be a martyr.

7. If you could have a set of bed sheets made of anything in the world, what material would you choose?

**Flannel. It's sooooo comfy.

8. If you could change one thing about the way you were disciplined as a child what would it be?

**I wouldn't have been smacked.

9. If you were to be tied naked in bed and have your lover melt an ice cube on a single part of your body, without touching you otherwise, where would you want them to touch?

**My nuts.

10. Do you use any items besides yourself when performing oral sex?

**No need.

11. If you were to be killed by an animal what kind would you want it to be?

**Something with a natural analgesic, like a mosquito or leech. No pain.

12. Cats, Dogs, Birds, or Fish?

**Cats. They rock.

13. If you were to decide the legal age for sexual consent, what age would it be?

**I wouldn't. I'd make it based upon IQ instead. Stupid people shouldn't procreate.

14. What is your favorite restaurant?

**Pizzeria Uno

15. On a first date, who pays?

**Whomever asked the person out...but that person should at least offer to go dutch.

16. What is your most recurring dream?

**I'd rather not share that particular nightmare.

17. What were your favorite toys as a child?

**Atari 2600, various board games, my bike.

18. Do you have tattoos? Where and of what?

**Yes. A scorpion on my right shoulderblade.

19. What color are your eyes? What color eyes do you like in the opposite sex?

**My eyes are sometimes brown, sometimes hazel, and sometimes both (concentric). I like blue or green eyes best.

20. The person who answered above you. Describe thier av in one word

**Titnibblicious

 

[KHAN-E]

Ok we have had a ton of questions about our lovers/crushes and I am out of them! Please feel free to add questions. Here are some from the book of IF hope they don’t bore you. And Welcome newcomers

1. What is your best physical feature?

My Bedroom Brown Eyes.


2. If you had to name the one personality trait that you have tried the hardest to change in yourself, what would you say?

My temper, the Wrath of Khan-E.


3. If you could go back for one minute to the garden of eden and give adam advice, what would you say?

Don't!!!


4. If, In retrospect, you could have been nicer to one person in your life, who would it be?

Kenny.


5. If you could ask one yes or no question about your death and have the answer now, what would you ask?

NONE, I don't want to know anything about it in advance.


6. If you could solve one world problem by pledging your own permanent celibacy, what would you do it for?

Permanent, unending world peace - internationally, nationally, between neighbors, in families - TOTAL PEACE. Nothing less would be worth the sacrifice.


7. If you could have a set of bed sheets made of anything in the world, what material would you choose?

Red Satin.


8. If you could change one thing about the way you were disciplined as a child what would it be?

Less groundings and more paddlings. Spankings can be VERY "stimulating" for a teenage girl!


9. If you were to be tied naked in bed and have your lover melt an ice cube on a single part of your body, without touching you otherwise, where would you want them to touch?

My tingling tits!


10. Do you use any items besides yourself when performing oral sex?

Sometimes suplement with a vib. Especially for anal use if my partner is soooo inclined.


11. If you were to be killed by an animal what kind would you want it to be?

Why would it matter? I'd be dead anyway. One that was quick. I don't want to suffer a lot of pain before going.


12. Cats, Dogs, Birds, or Fish?

Dogs!!!


13. If you were to decide the legal age for sexual consent, what age would it be?

14.


14. What is your favorite restaurant?

El Jalepeno's (Local Authentic Mexican)


15. On a first date, who pays?

The one that asked for the date.


16. What is your most recurring dream?

Being fucked by a dog.


17. What were your favorite toys as a child?

My guitar.


18. Do you have tattoos? Where and of what?

None. YET! Want to get a nice rose on my left breast. But can't afford it right now.


19. What color are your eyes? What color eyes do you like in the opposite sex?

Bedroom Brown (see answer number 1). Blue.


20. The person who answered above you. Describe thier av in one word

Interesting.

 

[tryingsumtinnew]

My contribution

1. What is your biggest sexual fetish?

2. What is your biggest non-sexual fetish?

3. What is your biggest fear? Do you want to overcome it?

4. You and your lover/crush were on a plane that crashed into the ocean and you were the only two survivors. You safely drift to a deserted island where there is plenty of food and potable water. Would you want to leave? Do you think they would want to leave?

5. If money wasn't a factor, what career would you most want to pursue? Why?

6. Guys would you paint your lovers/crushes toe nails? Ladies would you like it for your lover/crush to paint your toe nails?

7. You come home from work and your lover/crush isn't home. You go to the bathroom and lift the toilet seat. As you look down you see a used condom floating. Would you immediately freak out and assume that they have cheated on you or would you calmly ask them to explain thinking that there has to be a reasonable explanation other than them cheating?

8. What is your favorite food that normally comes hot but you like cold?

9. On Valentine's Day would you rather give your lover/crush something that took time and effort to create or buy them something? Which do you think they would prefer?

10. Engagement rings; should the man pick it and surprise her or should they decided together?

11. If you had to choose one or the other quality in a mate, sense of humor or responsibility. Which would you choose and why?

12. New Years Eve; stay at home with your loved ones and a few good friends or out on the town for a wild night?

13. Do you prefer sensual photos or raunchy porn?

14. Do you like it when your lover/crush talks dirty to you. Do you like to talk dirty to them? Give us an example of what you would say.

15. If you could only listen to one musical person or group for the rest of your life who would it be and why?

 

[redelicious]

Re: My contribution

1. What is your biggest sexual fetish?

*don't know that I have any fetishes per say

2. What is your biggest non-sexual fetish?

*is there such a thing?

3. What is your biggest fear? Do you want to overcome it?

*dying....not especially

4. You and your lover/crush were on a plane that crashed into the ocean and you were the only two survivors. You safely drift to a deserted island where there is plenty of food and potable water. Would you want to leave? Do you think they would want to leave?

*yes, eventually....yes

5. If money wasn't a factor, what career would you most want to pursue? Why?

*mommy...nothing is more important

6. Guys would you paint your lovers/crushes toe nails? Ladies would you like it for your lover/crush to paint your toe nails?

*yes!

7. You come home from work and your lover/crush isn't home. You go to the bathroom and lift the toilet seat. As you look down you see a used condom floating. Would you immediately freak out and assume that they have cheated on you or would you calmly ask them to explain thinking that there has to be a reasonable explanation other than them cheating?

*I would freak out, then calm down and ask...

8. What is your favorite food that normally comes hot but you like cold?

*pizza

9. On Valentine's Day would you rather give your lover/crush something that took time and effort to create or buy them something? Which do you think they would prefer?

*buy them something and cook them dinner

10. Engagement rings; should the man pick it and surprise her or should they decided together?

*He can pick it.....her should know her tastes

11. If you had to choose one or the other quality in a mate, sense of humor or responsibility. Which would you choose and why?

*oh god....well I guess responsibility...I choose humor before and it's not really working out that great.

12. New Years Eve; stay at home with your loved ones and a few good friends or out on the town for a wild night?

*wild night

13. Do you prefer sensual photos or raunchy porn?

*sensual photos

14. Do you like it when your lover/crush talks dirty to you. Do you like to talk dirty to them? Give us an example of what you would say.

*yes...yes.....please fuck me, etc....

15. If you could only listen to one musical person or group for the rest of your life who would it be and why?

*Duh, Dave Matthews Band.....heck I practically do anyway.

 

[SexyAmber]

1. What is your biggest sexual fetish?
Incorporating things in sex, like food, drinks, candy and oils

2. What is your biggest non-sexual fetish?
Chips in my sandwiches

3. What is your biggest fear? Do you want to overcome it?
Cockroaches by far and yes please

4. You and your lover/crush were on a plane that crashed into the ocean and you were the only two survivors. You safely drift to a deserted island where there is plenty of food and potable water. Would you want to leave? Do you think they would want to leave?
I would want to stay for about a year, then I would need to see my family...He I think would say the same except less time because of his buttercup

5. If money wasn't a factor, what career would you most want to pursue? Why?
Behavioral Science Profiler

6. Guys would you paint your lovers/crushes toe nails? Ladies would you like it for your lover/crush to paint your toe nails?
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

7. You come home from work and your lover/crush isn't home. You go to the bathroom and lift the toilet seat. As you look down you see a used condom floating. Would you immediately freak out and assume that they have cheated on you or would you calmly ask them to explain thinking that there has to be a reasonable explanation other than them cheating?
Ok handsome you do know me right? ... I would fucking have a fit and likely bring the condom to his work and throw it on his desk awaiting my explanation

8. What is your favorite food that normally comes hot but you like cold?
Fried Chicken

9. On Valentine's Day would you rather give your lover/crush something that took time and effort to create or buy them something? Which do you think they would prefer?
If i wasn't so non crafty I would love to make something...but I couldn't even work the bow-dazzler....i could give him me naked in just a bow with a jar of hersey syrup

10. Engagement rings; should the man pick it and surprise her or should they decided together?
Man pick

11. If you had to choose one or the other quality in a mate, sense of humor or responsibility. Which would you choose and why?
Sense of Humor

12. New Years Eve; stay at home with your loved ones and a few good friends or out on the town for a wild night?
Home with loved ones and good friends

13. Do you prefer sensual photos or raunchy porn?
wow...depends on my mood...more sensual though

14. Do you like it when your lover/crush talks dirty to you. Do you like to talk dirty to them? Give us an example of what you would say.
ooo yes and yes....
"Your cock feels so good in my pussy, can you feel how wet I am for you...I need you cum so bad...I want to feel it splash inside me...please give it to me" (sound right Shawn?

15. If you could only listen to one musical person or group for the rest of your life who would it be and why?
Fleetwood Mac because I just dig Stevie

 

[tryingsumtinnew]

Re: My contribution

1. What is your biggest sexual fetish?

Giving oral pleasures to a woman.

2. What is your biggest non-sexual fetish?

Candles, but I guess that can be both sexual and non-sexual.

3. What is your biggest fear? Do you want to overcome it?

Committment and of course I do. With someone very special.

4. You and your lover/crush were on a plane that crashed into the ocean and you were the only two survivors. You safely drift to a deserted island where there is plenty of food and potable water. Would you want to leave? Do you think they would want to leave?

I think it would be exciting but yes I would want to get back to the rest of the world. I would miss my daughter and couldn't bare what it was prolly doing to everyone else thinking we were dead. I would always cherish that time we had together though on the island and would prolly make an anniversary trip back to the island. I think that would be very romantic.

Her, I think she would want to stay for a while but then I think she would want to go back too.

5. If money wasn't a factor, what career would you most want to pursue? Why?

A veterinarian because I love animals and would want to help as many as I could.

6. Guys would you paint your lovers/crushes toe nails? Ladies would you like it for your lover/crush to paint your toe nails?

I'd love to do that for her. I think it would be very sexy.

7. You come home from work and your lover/crush isn't home. You go to the bathroom and lift the toilet seat. As you look down you see a used condom floating. Would you immediately freak out and assume that they have cheated on you or would you calmly ask them to explain thinking that there has to be a reasonable explanation other than them cheating?

As much as I would want to remain calm and rational, I know the other side would come out too. Prolly a little of both.

8. What is your favorite food that normally comes hot but you like cold?

Either fried chicken or pizza.

9. On Valentine's Day would you rather give your lover/crush something that took time and effort to create or buy them something? Which do you think they would prefer?

I like to do things that show how much I care so I would give her something that took effort. I think she would be more appreciative of something that took effort on my behalf.

10. Engagement rings; should the man pick it and surprise her or should they decided together?

I think the man should get ideas without being obvious and pick one to surprise her with it. I don't see anything romantic about doing it together.

11. If you had to choose one or the other quality in a mate, sense of humor or responsibility. Which would you choose and why?

Sense of humor. responsibility could be worked on to a degree but a sense of humor. You either have it or you don't and I need that in a mate.

12. New Years Eve; stay at home with your loved ones and a few good friends or out on the town for a wild night?

While the night out would be fun I would prefer to stay at home with her and friends.

13. Do you prefer sensual photos or raunchy porn?

Sensual pics.

14. Do you like it when your lover/crush talks dirty to you. Do you like to talk dirty to them? Give us an example of what you would say.

Yes and yes. Something like, "Oh god baby you look so fucking hot with my cock in your pussy. It's so tight and wet. Tell me how much you like my cock inside you."

15. If you could only listen to one musical person or group for the rest of your life who would it be and why?

Ok go ahead and laugh but I would say Jimmy Buffett. He has so many songs and I'm a huge fan.

 

[Mr. Allnite]

questions

Ok we have had a ton of questions about our lovers/crushes and I am out of them! Please feel free to add questions. Here are some from the book of IF hope they don’t bore you. And Welcome newcomers

1. What is your best physical feature?

my chest I'm told

2. If you had to name the one personality trait that you have tried the hardest to change in yourself, what would you say?

More patience, more positive attitude

3. If you could go back for one minute to the garden of eden and give adam advice, what would you say?

One thing I'm not clear on...was Adam able to bang Eve all he wanted? Cause if he was, I'd tell him not to screw up a good thing. What's so freakin great about apples anyway?

4. If, In retrospect, you could have been nicer to one person in your life, who would it be?

People I've worked with.

5. If you could ask one yes or no question about your death and have the answer now, what would you ask?

Will I die happy?

6. If you could solve one world problem by pledging your own permanent celibacy, what would you do it for?

World Peace

7. If you could have a set of bed sheets made of anything in the world, what material would you choose?

Satin is just fine.

8. If you could change one thing about the way you were disciplined as a child what would it be?

A little more encouragement and understanding

9. If you were to be tied naked in bed and have your lover melt an ice cube on a single part of your body, without touching you otherwise, where would you want them to touch?

Doesn't sound much like fun unless its followed by a hot mouth.

10. Do you use any items besides yourself when performing oral sex?

Vibe on occasion

11. If you were to be killed by an animal what kind would you want it to be?

What the hell? Oh how about a Tigerjen?

12. Cats, Dogs, Birds, or Fish?

None thanks, I cleaned up enough animal excrement in my childhood to last a lifetime.

13. If you were to decide the legal age for sexual consent, what age would it be?

Tough one. 16

14. What is your favorite restaurant?

Depends what i'm in the mood for, but New Orleans Cafe.

15. On a first date, who pays?

Me (the guy) of course

16. What is your most recurring dream?

trying to have sex with a hottie and something keeps it from happening. I've never had a wet dream because of it.


17. What were your favorite toys as a child?

G.I. Joe, Adventure People, Legos

18. Do you have tattoos? Where and of what?

Nope

19. What color are your eyes? What color eyes do you like in the opposite sex?

brown with amber mixed in, I like green or brilliant blue

20. The person who answered above you. Describe thier av in one word

male

 

[Angel9476]

1. Complete this sentence.

I (meaning you) have more __self-doubts__ than anyone else.



2. What are you drinking right now? ......cup of coffee

3. What are you wearing right now? .......Turquoise shirt, black jeans

4. Do you feel you are appealing to the opposite sex? If so what is most appealing about you? .........Yes, my sense of humor and playfulness

5. Your favorite actor and actress? ........Sean Connery

6. What do you normally say when you cum? .........Oh God, Oh God......Fuck me, Fuck me harder! *blush*

7. Complete this sentence..
I (meaning you) will never win a contest for my ........math skills

8. What is your favorite dessert? ........apple pie or cheese cake

9. Is there any sexual technique you have that you always do? yes, nibbling on his lower lip....and work my way down! mmmmm

10. How many times have you cum in the last 24 hours? just once

 

[Freya]

Re: My contribution

1. What is your biggest sexual fetish?
Gee, don't know that I have a sexual fetish, unless you count anal.

2. What is your biggest non-sexual fetish?
Sour cream on clubhouse and BLT sandwiches.

3. What is your biggest fear? Do you want to overcome it?
Heights, but only in the sense of coming down from a high place. I wish.

4. You and your lover/crush were on a plane that crashed into the ocean and you were the only two survivors. You safely drift to a deserted island where there is plenty of food and potable water. Would you want to leave? Do you think they would want to leave?
Eventually yes. Him? Hell yeh - if he thought he was stuck with me the rest of his life, he'd probably commit suicide!

5. If money wasn't a factor, what career would you most want to pursue? Why?
Law. I love to argue and like the idea of helping others.

6. Guys would you paint your lovers/crushes toe nails? Ladies would you like it for your lover/crush to paint your toe nails?
Sure if he wanted - not a big deal either way.

7. You come home from work and your lover/crush isn't home. You go to the bathroom and lift the toilet seat. As you look down you see a used condom floating. Would you immediately freak out and assume that they have cheated on you or would you calmly ask them to explain thinking that there has to be a reasonable explanation other than them cheating?
I'd await him with a beer, said condom floating inside and when he chokes on it, I'd ask him where the fuck it came from.

8. What is your favorite food that normally comes hot but you like cold?
KFC, chinese food or pizza

9. On Valentine's Day would you rather give your lover/crush something that took time and effort to create or buy them something? Which do you think they would prefer?
I'm not very artistic but something from the heart is always perferable - whether purchased or made. I think he'd feel the same. *is probably wrong*

10. Engagement rings; should the man pick it and surprise her or should they decided together?
I think the man should pick it out based on preferences of his woman - things that he should have paid attention to over time to know what she likes or dislikes.

11. If you had to choose one or the other quality in a mate, sense of humor or responsibility. Which would you choose and why?
ugh responsibility - but if they had no sense of humour forget it.

12. New Years Eve; stay at home with your loved ones and a few good friends or out on the town for a wild night?
I like staying home with friends.

13. Do you prefer sensual photos or raunchy porn?
Sensual photos

14. Do you like it when your lover/crush talks dirty to you. Do you like to talk dirty to them? Give us an example of what you would say.
Yes I do. I can if I'm comfortable enough with that person.
"I want you to fuck me hard right now, your cock is so hard" yada yada yada

15. If you could only listen to one musical person or group for the rest of your life who would it be and why?
Queen, supertramp or Fleetwood Mac

 

[Angel9476]

A Question Set Only For the Females:

1) Rank these in the order that you would prefer:
2..... A. A half-hour long sensual massage with body oil.
5..... B. A half-hour long session of romantic lovemaking.
6..... C. A half-hour of doggie style carnal lusty fucking.
1..... D. A half-hour of nothing but kissing.
4..... E. A half-hour of receiving good constant oral sex.
7..... F. A half-hour of eating a pint of Ben & Jerry's.
3..... G. A half-hour of him sucking and nibbling on your nipples/breasts.

2) What is your favorite chick flick of all time?.......Sleepless in Seattle

3) Would you prefer to see a nude picture of your lover/crush in color or black/white?.......B&W

4) How much body hair does your ideal man have?......Just enough, so Ican run my fingers through his carpet of chest hair

5) Do you prefer clean-shaven or facial hair?........no preference, each has benifits

6) Do you prefer to ask your man lots of questions to learn more about him, or answer all his questions so he learns more about you?................Wouldn't it be both.....a give and take, but if had to chose one, would chose to ask him questions

7) Are you more comfortable in a perfectly lit, dimly lit, or totally dark bedroom when engaging in sexual activity?............. Dimly Lit

8) Do you like bald, short hair, medium hair, or long hair on a guy generally?...........depends on the guy, and what looks best on him, but lately it seems to be short

9) What is the most unusual item you've ever used for sexual stimulation? ..........Hairbrush

10) At what age did you get your first period? Do you remember what you were thinking/feeling when it happened?........It was a week after my 13th birthday, at first frightened, until I remembered what they said in health class......

11) Professional sports: An accepted evil, a fun shared activity, or a welcome reprieve from your man?.........a fun shared activity

12) If you were to buy a vibrator/toy, do you think you would want it smaller than average, average (around 6 inches), or bigger than average?.........already have a couple....8 1/2" x 2 1/2", give you a nice full feeling, but not too full mmmmmm

13) If you really wanted to be kissed by your lover/crush, but their breath was positively horrible, what would you do?.....I'd pop a mint in my mouth, and one in his also, and wink

14) What height would you most like to be?.......I'm 5' 9", I've always thought I was too tall, would've liked to have been 5' 6"

15) Have you ever actually *felt* someone's cum hitting inside you as he achieved climax? What does it feel like afterwards?.............. No, never *felt* the splash inside.

16) Do you think it's possible for a woman to physically rape a man?...........I would think no

17) What one household chore do you think men should do more often? (I know I'm gonna regret asking that one)..........Clean the bathroom!

 

[SexyAmber]

Lots of new faces

Welcome to the thread

And feel free to ask some questions....I am out!

 

[Pseudomoniker]

Re: My contribution

1. What is your biggest sexual fetish?

**Canadians.

2. What is your biggest non-sexual fetish?

**Umm...I didn't know fetishes could be non-sexual. I'm guessing my Lit. addiction.

3. What is your biggest fear? Do you want to overcome it?

**Phobia of large dogs. I would like to overcome it, but in some ways it keeps me safer too. But everytime I hear a bark close by I jump.

4. You and your lover/crush were on a plane that crashed into the ocean and you were the only two survivors. You safely drift to a deserted island where there is plenty of food and potable water. Would you want to leave? Do you think they would want to leave?

**Knowing me, I would immediately try to figure out a way to get rescued. I'd go nuts without my computer. But I wouldn't mind if it took a few weeks before being rescued. I would make sure to take advantage of our time together and enjoy all the physical pleasures we could share with one another. I think she would eventually want to come back too.

5. If money wasn't a factor, what career would you most want to pursue? Why?

**I actually rather like the career I'm pursuing now. It allows me to utilize all the skills I'm trained in, and I get to be creative and make a difference. Alternatively, wouldn't mind being an astronaut.

6. Guys would you paint your lovers/crushes toe nails? Ladies would you like it for your lover/crush to paint your toe nails?

**Sure, if she wanted.

7. You come home from work and your lover/crush isn't home. You go to the bathroom and lift the toilet seat. As you look down you see a used condom floating. Would you immediately freak out and assume that they have cheated on you or would you calmly ask them to explain thinking that there has to be a reasonable explanation other than them cheating?

**If it was a committed relationship, I would confront her with it immediately and demand the truth. But my first thought would be that she had because my mistrust has usually ended up being right.

8. What is your favorite food that normally comes hot but you like cold?

**You know...I don't think I really like any food cold that normally comes hot. Hell, I'll sometimes microwave something that is normally supposed to be eaten cold.

9. On Valentine's Day would you rather give your lover/crush something that took time and effort to create or buy them something? Which do you think they would prefer?

**Time and effort. Means more.

10. Engagement rings; should the man pick it and surprise her or should they decided together?

**Man picks it, but very subtly asks questions a month or two beforehand to get an idea what she likes.

11. If you had to choose one or the other quality in a mate, sense of humor or responsibility. Which would you choose and why?

**Responsibility. Humorous irresponsible girls become drinking buddies.

12. New Years Eve; stay at home with your loved ones and a few good friends or out on the town for a wild night?

**stay at home with friends

13. Do you prefer sensual photos or raunchy porn?

**Both. Depends on the testosterone level.

14. Do you like it when your lover/crush talks dirty to you. Do you like to talk dirty to them? Give us an example of what you would say.

**"Do you want me to fuck you like this? *proceeds with slow long strokes* Or like this? *pounds her pussy into obilivion for a few seconds*" and "You will cum. I'm going to thrust my cock inside you and stretch you out and not stop ever until I feel your pussy coating me with your juice and you can barely breathe from the overwhelming convulsions. If you want me to cum deep inside your pussy...you will cum first. So fuck me, fuck me, fuck me, FUCK ME..."

15. If you could only listen to one musical person or group for the rest of your life who would it be and why?

**Frank Zappa. He was extremely prolific and his songs are both amusing and interesting to listen to.

 

[Freya]

Re: Re: My contribution

Do you want me to fuck you like this? *proceeds with slow long strokes* Or like this? *pounds her pussy into obilivion for a few seconds*" and "You will cum. I'm going to thrust my cock inside you and stretch you out and not stop ever until I feel your pussy coating me with your juice and you can barely breathe from the overwhelming convulsions. If you want me to cum deep inside your pussy...you will cum first. So fuck me, fuck me, fuck me, FUCK ME..."

*THUD*

 

[Pseudomoniker]

Re: Re: Re: My contribution

*THUD*

Ah good...she passed out. MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

*lick*

 

[SexyAmber]

1. When was the last time you had actual physical intercourse? Was it good?

2. Name 2 people on lit besides your lover/crush that you would like to have a platonic dinner with and what would you like to discuss?

3. If you could lose one inhibition , which would you choose?


4. If you had to name the most consistently sexy dresser of anyone you know , who would you choose?


5. If you were to identify a true symptom of lust , what would you say it is?

6. If you could choose one word about the person who posted above you what would it be?

7. If you could see anyone alive fully naked who would it be?

8. What are your wishes for your body when you die?

9. What is your favorite candy bar?

10. Do you love little Debbie Snacks? Which ones?

11. What is the single most important quality for the leader of your country?

12. If you had to name the single most important characteristic of a parent what would it be?

13. How many times on average do you masterbate a day?

14. On average how many times a week do you have an alcoholic beverage?

15. What name do you find beautiful? How about Strong?

17. If you could have renamed Adam and Eve what names would you have given them?

18. What was your favorite TV show growing up?

19. If you cock/vagina could say a sentence to describe it life so far what would it be?

20. Who is more jealous…you or your lover/crush?