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SexyAmber said:(Majority from the book of IF don’t yell at me for them J )
1. If your ex lover came to you, swearing that he/she had changed and would never hurt you again, would you get back together with them?
No. Not that I've had all that many that were actual relationships, the ones I have had were too volatile and dangerous.
2. If your church/religion told you to break up with a lover, would you listen?
No, I'm not religious anyways and it is mostly because I have my own mind and can't imagine being led by an imaginary person.
3. Who besides your lover/crush, on lit of the opposite sex, would you just like to sit down and discuss intellectual matters with for one hour?
I love talking to Traveller32 and RosevilleCAGuy.
4. ok if you were involved in a relationship where everything but the sex was great, would you still marry that person?
No, sex is very important in a long lasting relationship - if it couldnt be worked on, then I wouldn't commit for life to them.
5. Do you read everyone’s responses here, or just some people?
I read mostly all of them - I concentrate more on one person's answers - it helps me to learn him a bit.
6. How would you describe your childhood in 2 words?
Childhood was free and happy - later on it got bad.
7. What subject in school were you best at? Worst?
I was the Queen spelling bee in school. I sucked at high school level math.
8. Women if you married would you take your spouse’s last name? Men would you expect her to?
As long as it wasn't like Humperdinck or something yes.
9. If you could have chosen your own first name, other than your current one, what would it be?
I had one I always liked, but now I'm kinda glad that's not my name. I like Melissa or Ashley.
10. As a child what did you want to be when you grew up?
Social Worker - working with teens.
11. If you were instantly able to play one musical instrument perfectly that you have never played before what would it be?
Guitar maybe.
12. Name the most terrifying moment in your life so far? (not being scared of falling in love, etc but actual physical fear)
I think when I was date raped, and once when a boyfriend got violent.
13. If a photograph of one part of your body were to be used in an advertisement, which part would you want to be used and for what product or service?
My legs for some kind of shaving product - or my breasts for a bra ad.
14. If you were to have your friends, in private, attribute a single quality to you, what would you want it to be?
Loyalty
15. BESIDES YOURSELF, if you HAD to be any person from history, who would you want to have been?
I dont' know.
16. What is your favorite clothing store?
Stitches, or Old Navy
17. If you could see only 3 movies ever again, what films would you choose?
Shrek, Gone with the Wind, Grease
18. If you could ask god one question what would it be?
So when am I coming to visit you?
19. If you could play any person in an existing fairy tale who would you be?
Snow White - I need little dwarfs around to take care of my chores for me.
20. Are you horny right now?
Ummm, extremely.
SexyAmber said:Again welcome everyone new to the thread...if you have questions please ask since again I am running outAnd don't forget to tip your waitress
1. In your previous relationships were they generally classified as casual relationships, short term relationships, long term relationships?
**Long term... they're all I've ever known. Now I need a few nice shortterm purely physical and lustful relationships.
2. How do you take your coffee?
**I don't drink coffee. I like cocoa instead.
3. If one sexual technique that you do could be trademarked, what would it be?
**The Reverse Jackhammer (TM)
4. If you were to name the greatest sexual advantage
that women have over men , what would it be?
**See attached image on bottom of post.
5. If you had to name the best sexual advantage that
men have over women , what would it be?
**We can't get pregnant.
6. If you could try one sexual position you never
have , which one would it be?
**Tried most of 'em to the best of my knowledge, but I'd like to try the one where I can fuck one woman and suck on the clit of another simultaneously.
7. When receiving oral sex, both men and women, to you verbalize that you are going to cum before you do it?
**Sometimes. If she asked me to, I would.
8. If you could cure any disease what would it be?
**MS. Then we wouldn't have to see a bloated Jerry Lewis on Labor Day Weekend anymore.
9. Did you have sex on prom night?
**No.
10. If you could have had the starring role in one film already made, which movie would you pick?
**Boogie Nights.
11. If you were to star in a porn, what would the name of it be?
**Viagara Falls.
12. Can you play a musical instrument? Are you a good singer?
**I played the trumpet for 7.5 years, but gave it up when I started college.
13. Do you collect anything?
**Old and foreign coins. Humorous digital images.
14. If you could eliminate one habit your lover/crush has, what would you have them stop doing?
**Smoking, I have no tolerance for it.
15. If you could keep your lover/crush but have the rest of the world populated by only one gender, which would it be and why?
**Females. They're more fun to look at, and can you imagine the demand for me??
16. What has been your biggest accomplishment in life thus far?
**Getting my Master's degree.
17. Would you let your lover/crush strip at an amateur strip night? What if it included lap dances? (Keep in mind you would be at the club)
**I would let her (although it's really her decision, and I don't think she would want to at this point in her life), but I wouldn't stay to watch. I don't believe in the premise behind stripping, and I wouldn't voluntarily go to a strip club. I'd rather have a private one-on-one showing.
18. If you were engaged in wild sex and realized that your neighbors were looking through the window what would you do? Would you inform your partner you were being watched?
**I'd redouble my efforts until she was gasping for breath. Gotta make those neighbors jealous, ya know? And yes, I'd tell her. I think she'd enjoy knowing.
19. How do you prefer the pubic hair on the opposite sex?
**Totally bare or a very thin vertical strip.
20. If you could physically strike one person from your past (that you didn’t), without any ramifications, who would you hit and where?
I would strike both females I fell in love with but who lied to me and betrayed my trust. I would hit them as hard as I possibly could in their lower abdomen with the hopes that they would never be able to have children to pass along their warped values to.
SexyAmber said:(Majority from the book of IF don’t yell at me for them J )
1. If your ex lover came to you, swearing that he/she had changed and would never hurt you again, would you get back together with them?
*I can't answer this
2. If your church/religion told you to break up with a lover, would you listen?
*no
3. Who besides your lover/crush, on lit of the opposite sex, would you just like to sit down and discuss intellectual matters with for one hour?
*James G 5
4. ok if you were involved in a relationship where everything but the sex was great, would you still marry that person?
*LOL....not again
5. Do you read everyone’s responses here, or just some people?
*depends how much time I have
6. How would you describe your childhood in 2 words?
*lonely and confusing
7. What subject in school were you best at? Worst?
*music....chemistry
8. Women if you married would you take your spouse’s last name? Men would you expect her to?
*I would
9. If you could have chosen your own first name, other than your current one, what would it be?
*though I hated it as a kid, my name IS me.....
10. As a child what did you want to be when you grew up?
*I had no idea
11. If you were instantly able to play one musical instrument perfectly that you have never played before what would it be?
*well, I have played most of them (not well) but prolly cello or trumpet
12. Name the most terrifying moment in your life so far? (not being scared of falling in love, etc but actual physical fear)
*After I gave birth I had an episode where I couldn't breath....I was all alone in my hospital room with my son and was totally helpless.....doctors never did explain what happened only that it was most likely due to stress and all the medication I was on (not a good delivery)
13. If a photograph of one part of your body were to be used in an advertisement, which part would you want to be used and for what product or service?
*breasts...to promote breastfeeding
14. If you were to have your friends, in private, attribute a single quality to you, what would you want it to be?
*compassion
15. BESIDES YOURSELF, if you HAD to be any person from history, who would you want to have been?
*have no idea....
16. What is your favorite clothing store?
*PASS
17. If you could see only 3 movies ever again, what films would you choose?
*The Man who shot Liberty Valence, American Beauty, Oh Brother Where art Thou....
18. If you could ask god one question what would it be?
*how can you allow people to kill others over religion?
19. If you could play any person in an existing fairy tale who would you be?
*Cinderella
20. Are you horny right now?
*no
navarre said:10. In your first non stop session with your lover/crush, how many orgasms would you like them to have?*7-10
that man.SexyAmber said:(Majority from the book of IF don’t yell at me for them J )
1. If your ex lover came to you, swearing that he/she had changed and would never hurt you again, would you get back together with them?
**Never in a million fucking years. I would wish cancer upon her.
2. If your church/religion told you to break up with a lover, would you listen?
**Nope. They have far too many issues of their own to deal with instead of worrying about me.
3. Who besides your lover/crush, on lit of the opposite sex, would you just like to sit down and discuss intellectual matters with for one hour?
**Artemis.
4. ok if you were involved in a relationship where everything but the sex was great, would you still marry that person?
**If I loved them (fat chance), then yes. I'd just have to educate her better.
5. Do you read everyone’s responses here, or just some people?
**I read them all. But goddamn it takes a long time!!
6. How would you describe your childhood in 2 words?
**socially stunted
7. What subject in school were you best at? Worst?
**Best: math. Worst: French.
8. Women if you married would you take your spouse’s last name? Men would you expect her to?
**It's usually done, so I'd probably expect it. But I wouldn't mind if she hyphenated them both.
9. If you could have chosen your own first name, other than your current one, what would it be?
**Brandon.
10. As a child what did you want to be when you grew up?
**Astronaut.
11. If you were instantly able to play one musical instrument perfectly that you have never played before what would it be?
**Guitar.
12. Name the most terrifying moment in your life so far? (not being scared of falling in love, etc but actual physical fear)
**Being chased by an aggressive large dog. I have such a severe phobia of them.
13. If a photograph of one part of your body were to be used in an advertisement, which part would you want to be used and for what product or service?
**My neck. A shaving product that would actually *NOT* allow me to be cut and nicked every single goddamn time.
14. If you were to have your friends, in private, attribute a single quality to you, what would you want it to be?
**Reliable.
15. BESIDES YOURSELF, if you HAD to be any person from history, who would you want to have been?
**Tycho Brahe. (Use Google to look it up if you don't already know)
16. What is your favorite clothing store?
**The Gap or Sears.
17. If you could see only 3 movies ever again, what films would you choose?
**The Matrix, South Park: Bigger Longer and Uncut, Monty Python's Life of Brian.
18. If you could ask god one question what would it be?
**What is the question to life, the universe, and everything?
19. If you could play any person in an existing fairy tale who would you be?
**Prince Charming.
20. Are you horny right now?
**Not really. But if I look at a couple of certain pictures, I'm sure that could be remedied.
SexyAmber said:(Majority from the book of IF don’t yell at me for them J )
1. If your ex lover came to you, swearing that he/she had changed and would never hurt you again, would you get back together with them?
Maybe, depends on the story
2. If your church/religion told you to break up with a lover, would you listen?
I dont have a church
3. Who besides your lover/crush, on lit of the opposite sex, would you just like to sit down and discuss intellectual matters with for one hour?
Debbie
4. ok if you were involved in a relationship where everything but the sex was great, would you still marry that person?
We could work on the sex thing
5. Do you read everyone’s responses here, or just some people?
As many as i have time to read
6. How would you describe your childhood in 2 words?
No worries
7. What subject in school were you best at? Worst?
Best: History, Worst: French
8. Women if you married would you take your spouse’s last name? Men would you expect her to?
[/B] I would respect that, maybe not like it
9. If you could have chosen your own first name, other than your current one, what would it be?
Maximiliaan
10. As a child what did you want to be when you grew up?
Teacher
11. If you were instantly able to play one musical instrument perfectly that you have never played before what would it be?
piano
12. Name the most terrifying moment in your life so far? (not being scared of falling in love, etc but actual physical fear)
Cant really remember, woke up in the hospital once, but i cant remember the moment that i hurt myself. Maybe it was too scary
13. If a photograph of one part of your body were to be used in an advertisement, which part would you want to be used and for what product or service?
My legs, sportswear
14. If you were to have your friends, in private, attribute a single quality to you, what would you want it to be?
sympathetic
15. BESIDES YOURSELF, if you HAD to be any person from history, who would you want to have been?
Admiraal de Ruijter, Rembrandt
16. What is your favorite clothing store?
We
17. If you could see only 3 movies ever again, what films would you choose?
Dont watch many movies
18. If you could ask god one question what would it be?
Why?
19. If you could play any person in an existing fairy tale who would you be?
The Prince
20. Are you horny right now?
Yes, just took a look at some pics on lit.
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SexyAmber said:(thanks freya for your help!!!)
1. if on your first visit with your lover/crush you had to toot (ya know pass wind) what would you do?
Try to let it go silently
2. How would people describe your driving?
Not too bad
3. Do you wish upon the stars?
Ony if they fall
4. Where you popular in high school, average joe, or kinda geeky?
average
5. What is the one sex act you would do with your lover/crush, if you could only pick one?
Just plain old fucking
6. Do you feel you have a low, average or high self esteem?
Depends on the moment, from low to average.
7. Physically, how is your lit/crush differ from your last(current) partner?
More mature
8. If you could physically transport yourself to any place in this world at this moment where would it be?
Artis
9. If you HAD TO lose one of your 5 senses, which would you choose and why?
My hearing, its already bad
10. In your first non stop session with your lover/crush, how many orgasms would you like them to have?
10-15
11. Define pure evil?
World politics
12. Describe yourself in four words, using only the letter T.
13. Describe your lover crush in 5 words using the letters, A E I O U
14. What is more important Good conversationalist or good lover?
conversationalist
15. What do you want for Christmas?
Worldpeace
16. If your cock/pussy could moan one word what would it be?
YES
17. Do you think women should work or stay home and take of the house and children?
Work
18. WHAT IS THE FIRST NAME OF THE PERSON WHO YOU DAYDREAMED THE MOST ABOUT TODAY?
Odette
19. Best moment of your life, til this point..
My birth
20. Worst moment of your life, til this point..
When i got layed off
21 Look at this link http://www.xxxpresstoys.com/scripts...tem=42029&Template=IMPORT-SXD003010&Group=240
Would you use it?
nah
22. What pet peeve drives you crazy
Cant say i understand this question, sorry
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SexyAmber said:(thanks freya for your help!!!)
1. if on your first visit with your lover/crush you had to toot (ya know pass wind) what would you do?
Excuse myself to go to the bathroom.
2. How would people describe your driving?
Safe and defensive - unless I'm running late, then I'm simply dangerous.
3. Do you wish upon the stars?
Yeah, every once in a while
4. Where you popular in high school, average joe, or kinda geeky?
Totally geeky
5. What is the one sex act you would do with your lover/crush, if you could only pick one?
Give him a mind blowing blow job - one that makes his eyes roll back into his head.
6. Do you feel you have a low, average or high self esteem?
Average
7. Physically, how is your lit/crush differ from your last(current) partner?
He's considerate, funny, sensitive to my moods - and incredibly sexy
8. If you could physically transport yourself to any place in this world at this moment where would it be?
To a place in the Lone Star State
9. If you HAD TO lose one of your 5 senses, which would you choose and why?
Hearing, because I already have a moderate hearing loss and you can still function in life with minimal help from other people.
10. In your first non stop session with your lover/crush, how many orgasms would you like them to have?
At least 7-10
11. Define pure evil?
Wanting the destruction of any people
12. Describe yourself in four words, using only the letter T.
Tenacious, truthful, titilating, trustworthy
13. Describe your lover crush in 5 words using the letters, A E I O U
Affectionate, eatable, intelligent, overtly sexual, utterly sensual
14. What is more important Good conversationalist or good lover?
Conversationalist
15. What do you want for Christmas?
Everything
16. If your cock/pussy could moan one word what would it be?
Fillme (okay, so I technically used 2 words)
17. Do you think women should work or stay home and take of the house and children?
Whatever is best for their individual lifestyle
18. WHAT IS THE FIRST NAME OF THE PERSON WHO YOU DAYDREAMED THE MOST ABOUT TODAY?
Now, that wouldn't be nice, but his name begins with a "J'
19. Best moment of your life, til this point..
The day I realized I really liked myself as a person
20. Worst moment of your life, til this point..
Too painful to think about
21 Look at this link http://www.xxxpresstoys.com/scripts...tem=42029&Template=IMPORT-SXD003010&Group=240
Would you use it?
Yes, oh yes - pretty please?
22. What pet peeve drives you crazy
Rudeness towards others
SexyAmber said:1. When was the last time you masterbated?
Last night
2. If you came home and found you partner having phone sex with someone else what would you do?
Not sure - might ask to join in and/or listen
3. If you and your crush/lover met in person who do you think would kiss who first?
I would kiss him - I think he would be too shy at first
4. If you were to name the one thing in the past that gave you the strength to leave your lover , what would you say?
His emotional outbursts were destructive to my life - job, family, etc.
5. If you had to make love listening to the same piece of music for the rest of your life , what would you select?
Moonlight Sonata
6. If you were to choose the best meal to be eaten right after making love , what would it be?
Ice cream
7. If you had to pick the worst quarrel you ever
had with a lover, what was it about and who was it with?
A weekend trip I took with an ex. He was, obviously, my lover at the time.
8. What are you like in the morning when you first wake up?
Not human until I've had my first jolt of caffiene
9. What season most reminds you of your lover/crush?
Summer
10. If you had to name a specific period of your life when you were the horniest,when would it be?
NOW!
11. If you were to give your lover/crush one actual romantic gift today what would it be. (Not a kiss, your heart, etc but something you would have to buy)
Plane tickets to where I live
12. If you noticed your neighbors having a heated fuck session in their bedroom and you could see it clearly from your window what would you do? Would you tell your lover?
Watch, naturally. And, yes, I would tell.
13. If you were to pick the 3 things that always makes you smile , what would it be?
Sunshine, puppies, and the sound of his voice
14. If you had to name a smell that always makes you nostalgic , what would it be?
Doublemint gum - reminds of my mom's purse when I was a kid
15. When you to the movies..popcorn or no? Where do you usually sit?
Popcorn is a must, and I usually sit in the middle or towards the front.
16. Do you pee in the shower?
When I really, really have to go, yes.
17. If you carved a jack-o-latern today would it have a scary or happy face?
Happy
18. Put in order of what you like (male cumming on a woman)
Cum in pussy - 4
cum in mouth - 2
cum on ass - 5
cum on tits - 6
cum on tummy - 7
cum on face - 3
cum in ass - 1
SexyAmber said:
1. In your previous relationships were they generally classified as casual relationships, short term relationships, long term relationships?
Somewhere between short term and long term
2. How do you take your coffee?
Dark and sweet - just like my men
3. If one sexual technique that you do could be trademarked, what would it be?
Touching/massage
4. If you were to name the greatest sexual advantage
that women have over men , what would it be?
Multiple orgasms
5. If you had to name the best sexual advantage that
men have over women , what would it be?
Ejaculate
6. If you could try one sexual position you never
have , which one would it be?
Inverted
7. When receiving oral sex, both men and women, to you verbalize that you are going to cum before you do it?
Sometimes
8. If you could cure any disease what would it be?
Cancer
9. Did you have sex on prom night?
Never went to the prom
10. If you could have had the starring role in one film already made, which movie would you pick?
Gone With the Wind
11. If you were to star in a porn, what would the name of it be?
"Anal Delights"
12. Can you play a musical instrument? Are you a good singer?
I sorta pound out a tune on a piano. I've been told I can sing.
13. Do you collect anything?
Unicorns
14. If you could eliminate one habit your lover/crush has, what would you have them stop doing?
Putting themselves down/not believing he can live up to expectations
15. If you could keep your lover/crush but have the rest of the world populated by only one gender, which would it be and why?
Men - I just love 'em
16. What has been your biggest accomplishment in life thus far?
Becoming some one I genuinely like and want to be around
17. Would you let your lover/crush strip at an amateur strip night? What if it included lap dances? (Keep in mind you would be at the club)
Yes - I think I would enjoy it more than he would!
18. If you were engaged in wild sex and realized that your neighbors were looking through the window what would you do? Would you inform your partner you were being watched?
Pour on the showmanship. No, I wouldn't tell him.
19. How do you prefer the pubic hair on the opposite sex?
I've only had natural. I would like to experience smooth balls at least once in this lifetime
20. If you could physically strike one person from your past (that you didn’t), without any ramifications, who would you hit and where?
The bully who lived up the street from me when I was between the ages of 8 and 12 - he made my life a living hell. I think a good, hard kick to the groin that would cause permanent damage so as he could not reproduce would be sufficient.
SexyAmber said:[B[
1. If your ex lover came to you, swearing that he/she had changed and would never hurt you again, would you get back together with them?[/B]
No
2. If your church/religion told you to break up with a lover, would you listen?
No
3. Who besides your lover/crush, on lit of the opposite sex, would you just like to sit down and discuss intellectual matters with for one hour?
Only one? I can think of 3 or 4 right off the top of my head
4. ok if you were involved in a relationship where everything but the sex was great, would you still marry that person?
Yes, I would
5. Do you read everyone’s responses here, or just some people?
I read as many as I can - I think all are interesting, but sometimes this thread moves faster than I get a chance to read
6. How would you describe your childhood in 2 words?
Happy and independent
7. What subject in school were you best at? Worst?
Best = English
Worst = Math
8. Women if you married would you take your spouse’s last name? Men would you expect her to?
On official documents, my last name would be hyphenated. In social situations, yes I would take his name.
If you could have chosen your own first name, other than your current one, what would it be?
Jessie
As a child what did you want to be when you grew up?
It changed monthly, but I do remember the time I wanted to be a go-go dancer. (Yes, I am that old!)
If you were instantly able to play one musical instrument perfectly that you have never played before what would it be?
Harp
Name the most terrifying moment in your life so far? (not being scared of falling in love, etc but actual physical fear)
Being in a small Piper airplane, hurtling to earth nose first. I truly thought I was going to die that day. Fortunately, the pilot pulled out of the stall at the last moment, and all was well. The pilot died in an airplane crash less than a month later, however.
If a photograph of one part of your body were to be used in an advertisement, which part would you want to be used and for what product or service?
My eyes - not sure for what, but people tell me my eyes are my best feature.
If you were to have your friends, in private, attribute a single quality to you, what would you want it to be?
Caring
15. BESIDES YOURSELF, if you HAD to be any person from history, who would you want to have been?
Abigail Adams - the woman was amazing
16. What is your favorite clothing store?
Whatever I can afford
17. If you could see only 3 movies ever again, what films would you choose?
Casablanca, Ben Hur, West Side Story
18. If you could ask god one question what would it be?
Why do good people suffer so much?
19. If you could play any person in an existing fairy tale who would you be?
Sleeping Beauty
[B}20. Are you horny right now?
Hell yes!