Answer this....

SexyAmber said:
1. When was the last time you masterbated?
Friday

2. If you came home and found you partner having phone sex with someone else what would you do?
I'd be pretty upset. I'd hang the damn phone up on them, to start with.

3. If you and your crush/lover met in person who do you think would kiss who first?
He'll kiss me.

4. If you were to name the one thing in the past that gave you the strength to leave your lover , what would you say?
I knew he'd start hitting me soon, and didn't want my daughter exposed to that even once. Plus then I'd have to kill him and then where would I be?

5. If you had to make love listening to the same piece of music for the rest of your life , what would you select?
Maybe something by Enya

6. If you were to choose the best meal to be eaten right after making love , what would it be?
Cold pizza in bed

7. If you had to pick the worst quarrel you ever
had with a lover, what was it about and who was it with?
An ex boyfriend, about his lying and drinking, and lying about drinking.

8. What are you like in the morning when you first wake up?
Bit grumpy

9. What season most reminds you of your lover/crush?
Autumn - beautiful scenery, sometimes warm, sometimes cool.

10. If you had to name a specific period of your life when you were the horniest,when would it be?
the last 2 years

11. If you were to give your lover/crush one actual romantic gift today what would it be. (Not a kiss, your heart, etc but something you would have to buy)
An elephant nose thong. :D

12. If you noticed your neighbors having a heated fuck session in their bedroom and you could see it clearly from your window what would you do? Would you tell your lover?
I dont' know - probably watch, and yes, I'd tell him.

13. If you were to pick the 3 things that always makes you smile , what would it be?
good news about my daughter, lately talking to him, my friend Roxy

14. If you had to name a smell that always makes you nostalgic , what would it be?
Noxema skin cream

15. When you to the movies..popcorn or no? Where do you usually sit?
Sometimes if it's real butter not Becel (ick!). Sit in the middle rows.

16. Do you pee in the shower?
Yes.

17. If you carved a jack-o-latern today would it have a scary or happy face?
Scary

18. Put in order of what you like (male cumming on a woman)
Cum in pussy - 1
cum in mouth - 2
cum on ass - 5
cum on tits - 3
cum on tummy - 4
cum on face - 7
cum in ass - 6
 
1. When was the last time you masterbated? *last night

2. If you came home and found you partner having phone sex with someone else what would you do? *perhaps stop it and discuss it

3. If you and your crush/lover met in person who do you think would kiss who first? *it would be equal

4. If you were to name the one thing in the past that gave you the strength to leave your lover , what would you say? *my inner fortitude

5. If you had to make love listening to the same piece of music for the rest of your life , what would you select? *1812 overture

6. If you were to choose the best meal to be eaten right after making love , what would it be? *cold shrimp with remoulade

7. If you had to pick the worst quarrel you ever
had with a lover, what was it about and who was it with?*first wife....money

8. What are you like in the morning when you first wake up? *groggy and lazy

9. What season most reminds you of your lover/crush? *spring...everything fresh and new

10. If you had to name a specific period of your life when you were the horniest,when would it be? *25-35

11. If you were to give your lover/crush one actual romantic gift today what would it be. (Not a kiss, your heart, etc but something you would have to buy) *a diamond studded collar

12. If you noticed your neighbors having a heated fuck session in their bedroom and you could see it clearly from your window what would you do? Would you tell your lover? *watch the show...of course, knowing what the end result would be :D

13. If you were to pick the 3 things that always makes you smile , what would it be? *Her words....Her attitude...Her intelligence

14. If you had to name a smell that always makes you nostalgic , what would it be? *baby powder

15. When you to the movies..popcorn or no? Where do you usually sit? *popcorn yes...middle near the front

16. Do you pee in the shower? *don't we all?

17. If you carved a jack-o-latern today would it have a scary or happy face? *happy

18. Put in order of what you like (male cumming on a woman)
Cum in pussy 1
cum in mouth 1
cum on ass 5
cum on tits 4
cum on tummy 6
cum on face 3
cum in ass 2
 
SexyAmber said:
(Most of these taken from the book of If2)

1. If you met your lover/crush how long do you think you will kiss for, for your first real kiss before moving on to other sexual acts?

**Well, I think we would kiss at the airport as a friendly hello. But later on, the kiss when we were alone would last a bit longer. That's just the kiss on the lips though. If I get to do what I want to do, her whole body will be getting kissed for quite a while.

2. If you were to choose the breed you would be if you were a dog, which type would best suit you?

**I hate dogs. So I would just as soon be a cat, thank you kindly.

3. If you had to be addicted to one thing, what would it be?

**Sex, assuming I could find someone with the same addiction. :) Otherwise, I'm already addicted to chocolate.

4. The first time you look in your lover/crush’s eyes what do you think would be running through your head?

**I'm soooo glad you didn't stand me up.

5. If you had to name the person you know with the sexiest phone voice, who would win?

**Actually, a co-worker of mine. She has a very feminine voice.

6. Do you own a gun? If no, do you have a problem living with someone who has one?

**No, I don't. Nor do I want to. I would be very afraid of a chick who owns guns. :)

7. If you were to get married, or get married again, what would your dream wedding consist of?

**Not applicable.

8. If you could describe yourself as a child in one word what would it be?

**Inquisitive.

9. If you could fall asleep each night with your head resting upon anything other than your pillow , what would it be?

**Her tummy.

10. If you had to name the single physical characteristic about yourself that most resembles your mother or father,what would it be?

**I have similar facial features to my father.

11. If you one a huge lottery tomorrow what are the first three things you would use the money for?

**My college loans, a house, a car.

12. Men: If your lover/crush dressed very crush on a normal basis in public would it bother you? Women: If your lover/crush dressed very sloppy on a normal basis would it bother you?

**Not sure it would per se "bother" me, but I would mention it if I wanted to go to some place with a nominal dress code.

13. If two lit people were to get married, (they don’t have to be existing couples) whose wedding would you most liking go to?

**TSN and Amber.

14. If you could guarantee one thing about your next trip, what would it be besides arriving safely?

**That she have the time of her life and truly enjoy herself.

15. If you had to fight a duel tomorrow at dawn, and you could determine the type of weapons you both use what would they be?

**Water guns.

16. If you were to have a baby daughter unexpectedly what would your first choice for a name be? What about for a son?

**Julie. Darius.

17. If you could sit and have a beer with three sports figures from any time, who would you pick?

**Steve Grogan. Ted Williams. Larry Bird.

18. If you would sit and have dinner with three writers from any time, who would you pick?

**Socrates, Piers Anthony, H.P. Lovecraft

19. Is personality important to you in a mate?

**Yes.

20. In person do you think your lover/crush would find you more romantic, less romantic, or about the same as you are here?

**Probably more romantic.

21. If you had to rid the earth of one insect what would it be?

**Hornets.

 
SexyAmber said:
(again a lot taken from the book of IF)

1. While you are not physically together, Do you tell your lover/crush when you have sex?

**I wouldn't just up and volunteer it... that would be cruel, even if it is someone you don't have a true "relationship" with. If she asked me directly, I would answer truthfully.

2. While you are not physically together, Would it bother you if your lover/crush did have sex?

**A little. I'd like to think that she is willing to wait for me and that I'm waiting for her. No sloppy seconds on either end.

3. Ladies describe what it feels like to the men to have them inside you. Men describe to the ladies what it feels it like and do all women feel different?

**It feels warm and slippery and tight. When you feel her muscles contract around you, it's mindblowing.

4. Which feels better anal sex or intercourse?

**I'll have to get back to you on that one.

5. Describe your best cyber/phone/chat experience and what made it the best?

**I don't really go for the cyber/phonesex thing. But I do enjoy chatting with someone who presents themselves well, minimizes their typos, and has sexual interest in me. :)

6. If you had to describe the perfect face of the opposite sex how would you describe it?

**Symmetrical. Warm soulful eyes, a pleasant smile, blemish-free, no facial hair :D, and features which require no makeup.

7. If you were going to be executed and could choose the means what would you select?

**Have the most beautiful woman have sex with me, and at the moment right after orgasm, bite down on the cyanide tooth.

8. If you were given a race horse what would you name it?

**Dogfood.

9. If your food is bad at a restaurant do you send it back?

**If it's really bad, I would. But I allow for some leeway.

10. Are you a good cook? What is your one specialty?

**I dabble. Make a few decent things. Personal favorite is stirfry chicken teriyaki.

11. If there is a heaven, what is the first thing St Peter will say when you arrive at the pearly gates?

**He'd just shake his head sadly and say 'tsk tsk'.

12. If you could teach your children, or a child only one lesson in life, what would it be?

**I don't have children. But the lesson it would be is: "Learn as much as you possibly can so you can make the best decisions you can."

13. What country would you love to visit most besides your own?

**Switzerland.

14. If you were going to buy a present for your lover/crush, (and assume you wanted a member of the opposite’s sexes opinion) who from lit would you want to go with you to give their opinion?

**I was going to say SexyAmber, but after seeing that G-Ring thing she recommended, I'm changing my mind. I'll ask Sortacurious. I think she would put me on the right path.

15. If your partner had a journal they kept would you read it? Under any circumstances?

**Yes. I'm a hopeless voyeur and I live for acquiring knowledge.

16. What is something that you are truly not good at, though you have tried?

**Astrophysics. (no joke)

17. Men: On a woman do you prefer a large clit, average or small? Women: Same question for nipples on a man?

**average to larger. The bigger it is, the more nerve endings it probably has. (also easier to find).

18. If you could have said one sentence to hitler while he was alive what would you have said?

**Ich bin ein hamburgler. :)

19. Where were you on September 11, 2001? What were your immediate feelings? Has anything changed about you since that day?

**I was walking to work. Some guy driving by stopped and said a plane hit a building in NY. I thought he was lying. Then in the elevator in my building, someone said the same thing. So then I figured it was a stupid pilot error. Then I found out the truth. And I work in a govt. building. We were evacuated, and I spent the rest of the day watching in morbid fascination as it unfolded on TV. My thoughts/feelings haven't changed.

20. If you were to buy a puppy today what would you name it and what kind would it most likely be?

**Bubba. It would be a pug. But I would still rather have a cat.

21. What pictures on lit do the least for you?

**The ones that have been removed and are no longer accessible. Also any pics of guys. Just not my thing, ya know.

 
SexyAmber said:
1. When was the last time you masterbated?

**This evening.

2. If you came home and found you partner having phone sex with someone else what would you do?

**If it's someone I'm having a relationship with, end the relationship.

3. If you and your crush/lover met in person who do you think would kiss who first?

**I will try to kiss her first. Assuming I'm not a nervous or timid wreck. But I'd like a hug first.

4. If you were to name the one thing in the past that gave you the strength to leave your lover , what would you say?

**Intense hatred of broken trust.

5. If you had to make love listening to the same piece of music for the rest of your life , what would you select?

**Book of Days, Enya.

6. If you were to choose the best meal to be eaten right after making love , what would it be?

**Something with lots of fluid-replenishing qualities. And chocolate.

7. If you had to pick the worst quarrel you ever
had with a lover, what was it about and who was it with?

**My ex-gf, about why she was seeing some other guy.

8. What are you like in the morning when you first wake up?

**Tired, cranky.

9. What season most reminds you of your lover/crush?

**Autumn.

10. If you had to name a specific period of your life when you were the horniest,when would it be?

**High school. Erections at the drop of a pin. Even wrote a song about it.

11. If you were to give your lover/crush one actual romantic gift today what would it be. (Not a kiss, your heart, etc but something you would have to buy)

**A one-on-one ice hockey practice session with Steve Yzerman and/or Wayne Gretzky. (assuming that were even possible) But if I had to think more realistically, I'd ask what her favorite dinner would be and try to make it.

12. If you noticed your neighbors having a heated fuck session in their bedroom and you could see it clearly from your window what would you do? Would you tell your lover?

**Crack out the digital camera. Yep.

13. If you were to pick the 3 things that always makes you smile , what would it be?

**Seeing someone get what they deserve, watching my local football team win a game, a compliment.

14. If you had to name a smell that always makes you nostalgic , what would it be?

**Wet leaves.

15. When you to the movies..popcorn or no? Where do you usually sit?

**Sometimes, if I'm in a salty mood. I like to sit near the back, center.

16. Do you pee in the shower?

**If I really have to.

17. If you carved a jack-o-latern today would it have a scary or happy face?

**Scary.

18. Put in order of what you like (male cumming on a woman)
Cum in pussy 1
cum in mouth 2
cum on ass 6
cum on tits 3
cum on tummy 5
cum on face 4
cum in ass 7

 
SexyAmber said:
(Most of these taken from the book of If2)

1. If you met your lover/crush how long do you think you will kiss for, for your first real kiss before moving on to other sexual acts?
Might get a quick brush of the lips if I insist but it won't go any further

2. If you were to choose the breed you would be if you were a dog, which type would best suit you?
Pitt Bull so I can bite men's balls off

3. If you had to be addicted to one thing, what would it be?
would like to be addicted to sex but you have to get it to get addicted

4. The first time you look in your lover/crush’s eyes what do you think would be running through your head?
Why doesn't he want me? Why am I even still trying?

5. If you had to name the person you know with the sexiest phone voice, who would win?
My crush, no contest

6. Do you own a gun? If no, do you have a problem living with someone who has one?
Yes and I'm thinking about it a lot lately

7. If you were to get married, or get married again, what would your dream wedding consist of?
Not going to ever happen so why dream

8. If you could describe yourself as a child in one word what would it be?
FAT...STUPID...UGLY...

9. If you could fall asleep each night with your head resting upon anything other than your pillow , what would it be?
Lol, it rarely hits my pillow. It ends up on my keyboard most of the time

10. If you had to name the single physical characteristic about yourself that most resembles your mother or father,what would it be?
Look like my mother

11. If you one a huge lottery tomorrow what are the first three things you would use the money for?
Pay off my depts, pay off his debts, get drunk and stay there

12. Men: If your lover/crush dressed very crush on a normal basis in public would it bother you? Women: If your lover/crush dressed very sloppy on a normal basis would it bother you?
No

13. If two lit people were to get married, (they don’t have to be existing couples) whose wedding would you most liking go to?
None

14. If you could guarantee one thing about your next trip, what would it be besides arriving safely?
That it would be someplace I've never been that I could get lost forever in.

15. If you had to fight a duel tomorrow at dawn, and you could determine the type of weapons you both use what would they be?
I'd use a watergun and he/she would use an shotgun

16. If you were to have a baby daughter unexpectedly what would your first choice for a name be? What about for a son?
Can't have them and won't answer

17. If you could sit and have a beer with three sports figures from any time, who would you pick?
As long as they're girls, I don't care

18. If you would sit and have dinner with three writers from any time, who would you pick?
Anne McCaffery, Piers Anthony, Robert Asprin

19. Is personality important to you in a mate?
yes

20. In person do you think your lover/crush would find you more romantic, less romantic, or about the same as you are here?
Same, dull and worthless

21. If you had to rid the earth of one insect what would it be? MEN
 
(thanks freya for your help!!!)

1. if on your first visit with your lover/crush you had to toot (ya know pass wind) what would you do?

2. How would people describe your driving?

3. Do you wish upon the stars?

4. Where you popular in high school, average joe, or kinda geeky?

5. What is the one sex act you would do with your lover/crush, if you could only pick one?

6. Do you feel you have a low, average or high self esteem?

7. Physically, how is your lit/crush differ from your last(current) partner?

8. If you could physically transport yourself to any place in this world at this moment where would it be?

9. If you HAD TO lose one of your 5 senses, which would you choose and why?

10. In your first non stop session with your lover/crush, how many orgasms would you like them to have?

11. Define pure evil?

12. Describe yourself in four words, using only the letter T.

13. Describe your lover crush in 5 words using the letters, A E I O U

14. What is more important Good conversationalist or good lover?

15. What do you want for Christmas?

16. If your cock/pussy could moan one word what would it be?

17. Do you think women should work or stay home and take of the house and children?

18. WHAT IS THE FIRST NAME OF THE PERSON WHO YOU DAYDREAMED THE MOST ABOUT TODAY?

19. Best moment of your life, til this point..

20. Worst moment of your life, til this point..

21 Look at this link http://www.xxxpresstoys.com/scripts...tem=42029&Template=IMPORT-SXD003010&Group=240
Would you use it?

22. What pet peeve drives you crazy
 
1. if on your first visit with your lover/crush you had to toot (ya know pass wind) what would you do?

I would die laughing because even at my age they crack me up, if I had to do it, which I wouldn't because us women don't do that, I would excuse myself and go somewhere else

2. How would people describe your driving?

Way too fast and I change the stations constant thus not paying attention

3. Do you wish upon the stars?

Sometimes

4. Where you popular in high school, average joe, or kinda geeky?

I guess that is subjective, I think other people probably viewed me as popular but I had diverse friends...mostly hung around the jocks and that group

5. What is the one sex act you would do with your lover/crush, if you could only pick one?

Kiss

6. Do you feel you have a low, average or high self esteem?

Average a majority of the time, I am pretty confident, high about some things, low when I have my period

7. Physically, how is your lit/crush differ from your last(current) partner?

They look nothing alike at all, almost complete opposite

8. If you could physically transport yourself to any place in this world at this moment where would it be?

His arms..immediately

9. If you HAD TO lose one of your 5 senses, which would you choose and why?

Smell

10. In your first non stop session with your lover/crush, how many orgasms would you like them to have?

Realistically 2

11. Define pure evil?

anyone who touches a child in an improper way or abuses the elderly

12. Describe yourself in four words, using only the letter T.

Tenacious, Tease, Tempermental, and Tender

13. Describe your lover crush in 5 words using the letters, A E I O U

Amazing, Everything, Intelligent, Orgasm-giver (LOL), Unbelievable

14. What is more important Good conversationalist or good lover?

good conversationalist...which in essence would lead to the other

15. What do you want for Christmas?

Him next to me when I wake up

16. If your cock/pussy could moan one word what would it be?

Shawn

17. Do you think women should work or stay home and take of the house and children?

I think a woman should do whatever she wants and whatever her and her partner decide is in the best interest of her family

18. WHAT IS THE FIRST NAME OF THE PERSON WHO YOU DAYDREAMED THE MOST ABOUT TODAY?

Shawn :)

19. Best moment of your life, til this point..

When my father lived through his heart failure...(and right up there...and when he first imed me on yahoo)

20. Worst moment of your life, til this point..

When my brother called me and said my father was dying and I was 8 hours away

21 Look at this link http://www.xxxpresstoys.com/scripts...03010&Group=240
Would you use it?

Hell yes I would, we already placed the order :)

22. What pet peeve drives you crazy

People chewing with thier mouth open
Ignorance
and if some hangs the phone up on me I go ballastic
 
SexyAmber said:
(thanks freya for your help!!!)

1. if on your first visit with your lover/crush you had to toot (ya know pass wind) what would you do?
do it

2. How would people describe your driving?
suicidal

3. Do you wish upon the stars?
not any more

4. Where you popular in high school, average joe, or kinda geeky?
none of the above. I was the one that everyone ignore, even the geeks

5. What is the one sex act you would do with your lover/crush, if you could only pick one?
Like it would ever happen, NOT.

6. Do you feel you have a low, average or high self esteem?
Self-esteem??? What the fuck is that???

7. Physically, how is your lit/crush differ from your last(current) partner?

8. If you could physically transport yourself to any place in this world at this moment where would it be?
the north pole

9. If you HAD TO lose one of your 5 senses, which would you choose and why?
sight, so I wouldn't see how people look at me

10. In your first non stop session with your lover/crush, how many orgasms would you like them to have?
yeah right

11. Define pure evil?

12. Describe yourself in four words, using only the letter T.
terrible, tubby, turn-off, titanic

13. Describe your lover crush in 5 words using the letters, A E I O U
Awsome, Entertaining, Intelligent, Open, Unique

14. What is more important Good conversationalist or good lover?
might aw well have talk since it seems I'm not getting anything else

15. What do you want for Christmas?
a life

16. If your cock/pussy could moan one word what would it be?
Please

17. Do you think women should work or stay home and take of the house and children?
fuck both of them.

18. WHAT IS THE FIRST NAME OF THE PERSON WHO YOU DAYDREAMED THE MOST ABOUT TODAY?
stopped daydreaming a long time ago

19. Best moment of your life, til this point..
day my divorce was final

20. Worst moment of your life, til this point..
first time I told him no

21 Look at this link http://www.xxxpresstoys.com/scripts...tem=42029&Template=IMPORT-SXD003010&Group=240
Would you use it?
no reason to.

22. What pet peeve drives you crazy
no driving necessary, already there
 
thanks freya for your help!!!)

1. if on your first visit with your lover/crush you had to toot (ya know pass wind) what would you do?

Go to the next room and then blame it on the dog.

2. How would people describe your driving?

Three words. "Don't do it"

3. Do you wish upon the stars?

No

4. Where you popular in high school, average joe, or kinda geeky?

I was pretty popular.

5. What is the one sex act you would do with your lover/crush, if you could only pick one?

Make long, sweet love.

6. Do you feel you have a low, average or high self esteem?

High.

7. Physically, how is your lit/crush differ from your last(current) partner?

Oh god no comparison. Amber is so much prettier and sexier. She rocks my world like no other woman has or ever will.

8. If you could physically transport yourself to any place in this world at this moment where would it be?

To Baltimore and have my baby waiting for me. :kiss:

9. If you HAD TO lose one of your 5 senses, which would you choose and why?

Prolly taste, that way I could still see, feel, smell and hear Amber.

10. In your first non stop session with your lover/crush, how many orgasms would you like them to have?

I'd like her to have a few multiples, but realistically since it is the first time. I'm trying for at least five.

11. Define pure evil?

Something done with no intention or benefit other than to hurt someone.

12. Describe yourself in four words, using only the letter T.

Tttttttttttttttttt, tttttttt, tttttttttttttttttttt and ttttttttttttttttt!

Oh how about thoughtful, tender, trustworthy and teasing.

13. Describe your lover crush in 5 words using the letters, A E I O U

Angelic, optimistic, understanding, elegant and inpatient. :D

No worries baby I'm the last one too. :kiss:

14. What is more important Good conversationalist or good lover?

Lover, no questions.

15. What do you want for Christmas?

To be with Amber.

16. If your cock/pussy could moan one word what would it be?

Ammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmbbbbbbbbbbbbeeeeeeeeeeeeer!

17. Do you think women should work or stay home and take of the house and children?

I think they should make that decision, I would back her either way.

18. WHAT IS THE FIRST NAME OF THE PERSON WHO YOU DAYDREAMED THE MOST ABOUT TODAY?

Amber

19. Best moment of your life, til this point..

The day my daughter was born with the day I met Amber a very close second.

20. Worst moment of your life, til this point..

The day my father died.

21 Look at this link http://www.xxxpresstoys.com/scripts...tem=42029&Template=IMPORT-SXD003010&Group=240
Would you use it?

Oh hell yes.

22. What pet peeve drives you crazy

Rude people.
 
SexyAmber said:
(thanks freya for your help!!!)

1. if on your first visit with your lover/crush you had to toot (ya know pass wind) what would you do?

*excuse myself and head for the bathroom

2. How would people describe your driving?

*slightly scarey

3. Do you wish upon the stars?

*for fun

4. Where you popular in high school, average joe, or kinda geeky?

*a bit geeky

5. What is the one sex act you would do with your lover/crush, if you could only pick one?

*I guess we would have sex...

6. Do you feel you have a low, average or high self esteem?

*average

7. Physically, how is your lit/crush differ from your last(current) partner?

*hmmm, hard to say

8. If you could physically transport yourself to any place in this world at this moment where would it be?

*His bed

9. If you HAD TO lose one of your 5 senses, which would you choose and why?

*maybe smell...seems the least important

10. In your first non stop session with your lover/crush, how many orgasms would you like them to have?

*as many as he can

11. Define pure evil?

*I think Bin Ladden works well here...

12. Describe yourself in four words, using only the letter T.

*Talented, teasing, talkative, yet timid

13. Describe your lover crush in 5 words using the letters, A E I O U

*Amazing, exciting, ideal, open, ultimate

14. What is more important Good conversationalist or good lover?

*conversationalist

15. What do you want for Christmas?

*Havent even thought about it but I'll take a car if you're handing out presents

16. If your cock/pussy could moan one word what would it be?

*______ (his name)

17. Do you think women should work or stay home and take of the house and children?

*I think someone should and it just makes more sence for the woman to (men can't breastfeed and babies NEED their mothers).

18. WHAT IS THE FIRST NAME OF THE PERSON WHO YOU DAYDREAMED THE MOST ABOUT TODAY?

*not saying but his LIT name is Navarre

19. Best moment of your life, til this point..

*birth of my son

20. Worst moment of your life, til this point..

*death of my father-in-law

21 Look at this link http://www.xxxpresstoys.com/scripts...tem=42029&Template=IMPORT-SXD003010&Group=240
Would you use it?

*damn, that looks like fun...wonder if I would fit in there???

22. What pet peeve drives you crazy

*biting fingernails
 
SexyAmber said:
(thanks freya for your help!!!)

1. if on your first visit with your lover/crush you had to toot (ya know pass wind) what would you do?
Hold it til I was alone and let it go.

2. How would people describe your driving?
Fast, crazy but careful.

3. Do you wish upon the stars?
Sometimes I have

4. Where you popular in high school, average joe, or kinda geeky?
Average joe

5. What is the one sex act you would do with your lover/crush, if you could only pick one?
Fuck him til he begs for mercy

6. Do you feel you have a low, average or high self esteem?
Low

7. Physically, how is your lit/crush differ from your last(current) partner?
Thinner, kinder, more interesting and fun, more closed off

8. If you could physically transport yourself to any place in this world at this moment where would it be?
Boston, in a nice warm bed

9. If you HAD TO lose one of your 5 senses, which would you choose and why?
Smell - I am very visual, I love music, love to touch people and things, and love tasting food

10. In your first non stop session with your lover/crush, how many orgasms would you like them to have?
16 - or one mindblowing one.

11. Define pure evil?
Lack of concern for anything or anyone, willingness to use others to hurt people, centred on one goal and unable to appreciate anything besides that,

12. Describe yourself in four words, using only the letter T.
tall, tasty, truthful, tempting (I hope)

13. Describe your lover crush in 5 words using the letters, A E I O U
awesome, educated, intriguing, outspoken, undeniably sexy.

14. What is more important Good conversationalist or good lover?
ugh both - but I'll go with lover

15. What do you want for Christmas?
money, or a CD burner

16. If your cock/pussy could moan one word what would it be?
I can't wait 10 more days.

17. Do you think women should work or stay home and take of the house and children?
I think they should do whatever they feel is right and whatever they can afford to do. I'd work.

18. WHAT IS THE FIRST NAME OF THE PERSON WHO YOU DAYDREAMED THE MOST ABOUT TODAY?
Dan

19. Best moment of your life, til this point..
When I graduated from high school, drugfree at the age of 25.

20. Worst moment of your life, til this point..
from age 16 to 24

21 Look at this link http://www.xxxpresstoys.com/scripts...tem=42029&Template=IMPORT-SXD003010&Group=240
Would you use it?
You know, probably not.

22. What pet peeve drives you crazy
phoniness, ignorance, people that put you on hold and dont get back on the line.
 
Originally posted by SexyAmber
1. Men: do you like to cum on a woman’s face? Women: Do you like that?
Never have, but it could be fun to try.

2. If you could get 50% more one of these without any ramifications what would you get...Better Looks..More Money..More Intelligence?
More Money (Actually More Discipline would ge all the above)

3. Do you like anal sex?
Yep

4. Who seduces your mind the most?
KHAN-E and 1sexylady

5. If you could decide what will be written on your gravestone, what would you have inscribed?
I'm not dead yet!

6. If you could have been any person from history who would you want to have been?
Don't know, maybe Casanova?

7. If you could have one person you know as your slave for one month who would you choose and why?
Shining Eyes, I think she would like it.

8. If you could have sex with two people simultaneously who would you pick?
1sexylady and KHAN-E

9. If you lit crush asked to meet in person eventually would you consider it?
Definately

10. If you could watch your lover/crush have sex with anyone else in Lit who would it be?
1sexylady, KHAN-E or Connie's Cousin

11. Has anyone on lit tried to blatantly fuck you through pms that you didnt know? how did you respond?
Yes. My first cyber, but she didn't want to write much so I let it drop.
 
Re: The return of Naded's Naughty List

Originally posted by naded
Back by request

1. If you could say just one sentence to the Pope, what would it be?
Don't know. A suggestion for dealing with sexual harrasment charges, look to American businesses for good advice on dealing with the problem.

2. Having sex with story or fable characters. Men: Pippi Longstockings or Snow White? Women: Lancelot or Alf?
I think Pippi was more adverturous so her.

3. Strangest place you have ever had sex?
In bed, but with her younger sister in the room but unaware.

4. Are you a member of the mile high club?
Nope:(

5. Most usual sexual thing you have done?
In bed, but with her younger sister in the room but unaware.

6. Sex and fruit?
Sure

7. Are you verbal in bed? If yes, favorite words to say?
Yes. She likes me to talk dirty so I do.

8. Who just pisses you right off?
DRUNK DRIVERS!!!!!!!

9. Favorite thread on Lit?
Exhibitionist in Me, Incest is Best, Jewelz Playhouse, Answer this

10. 1 thing that should never be said during sex?
Is it in? or Damn I wish someone else was here in stead of you.
 
Originally posted by SexyAmber
1. Who is your favorite author?
Several, Tom Clancy, Janet Evanovich

2. If you could only kiss one person the rest of your life who would it be? Do you think you could do it without kissing anyone else for rest of your life or would need the variety?
Presuming sexual kisses not platonic kisses. My wife and I have done it so far.

3. What is the most erotic part of your lover’s/crush’s body?
Ridges of the ear.

4. Do you like biting during sex?
Lite can be fine on certain areas.

5. If you could have only one part of your body massaged every day what part would you choose?
Back

6. If someone was hitting on your lover/crush in a bar without them wanting and the person was persistent to the point of making them uncomfortable and made a physical sexual advance, that you saw from across the room how would you handle it?
I would work to cut them off or leave the situation.

7. If you could change one thing about your face to make it more beautiful what would you change?
Drop my mole.

8. If you were to confess to how many people you have honestly been in love with what would the number be?
At least 1

9. Name the top three most important qualities in a lover?
Communication, adventuresome, horny

10. What is one thing that secretly annoys you about your lover/crush?
Her whining.

11. What is your favorite sport?
Soccer

12. Would you ever videotape your sex and show it to the people at lit?
Maybe, got $$$$
 
Re: I am offically the question whore (She must be an amateru she doesn't charge)

Originally posted by SexyAmber
1. Complete this.…
Sexy________Amber;)
Tempting______situation
Strong_______desire

2. What part of your body, (besides the obvious sex organs) is a horny spot for you, that makes you shiver when kissed?
Earlobes

3. If you met your lit crush/lover, on the first night…how far sexually do you think you would go?
As far as she wants.

4. Sex with lights on or off?
either, but not in the eyes.

5. Women when you masterbate, how many fingers do you usually use…Men when using your hands on a woman have many fingers do you use?
1, 2 or 3

6. If you had the opportunity to do anything you wanted before the journey is over, and only one thing, what would it be?
Most pratical would be to spend a month making love with lots of lovers. Impratical visit the stars.

7. If you could invite 5 people to dinner, living or dead throughout history, famous or not. Who would it be?
1sexylady, Angel of Sex, KHAN-E, Connies cousin, and Pretty Green Eyes.

8. Indecent proposal…if your love interest was offered a million dollars to sleep with someone else for one night would you let them?
With appropriate stipulations and desires, sure.

9. If you could live in anytime in history besides the present what would it be?
Building of the railroad. Out west USA

10. Have you ever had a one night stand? Would you again?
Yep, Maybe
 
Again welcome everyone new to the thread...if you have questions please ask since again I am running out :) And don't forget to tip your waitress

1. In your previous relationships were they generally classified as casual relationships, short term relationships, long term relationships?

2. How do you take your coffee?

3. If one sexual technique that you do could be trademarked, what would it be?

4. If you were to name the greatest sexual advantage
that women have over men , what would it be?

5. If you had to name the best sexual advantage that
men have over women , what would it be?

6. If you could try one sexual position you never
have , which one would it be?

7. When receiving oral sex, both men and women, to you verbalize that you are going to cum before you do it?

8. If you could cure any disease what would it be?

9. Did you have sex on prom night?

10. If you could have had the starring role in one film already made, which movie would you pick?

11. If you were to star in a porn, what would the name of it be?

12. Can you play a musical instrument? Are you a good singer?

13. Do you collect anything?

14. If you could eliminate one habit your lover/crush has, what would you have them stop doing?

15. If you could keep your lover/crush but have the rest of the world populated by only one gender, which would it be and why?

16. What has been your biggest accomplishment in life thus far?

17. Would you let your lover/crush strip at an amateur strip night? What if it included lap dances? (Keep in mind you would be at the club)

18. If you were engaged in wild sex and realized that your neighbors were looking through the window what would you do? Would you inform your partner you were being watched?

19. How do you prefer the pubic hair on the opposite sex?

20. If you could physically strike one person from your past (that you didn’t), without any ramifications, who would you hit and where?
 
1. In your previous relationships were they generally classified as casual relationships, short term relationships, long term relationships?

Long term, I am that geek that always had a boyfriend

2. How do you take your coffee?

Lots of cream and two sweet-n-lows

3. If one sexual technique that you do could be trademarked, what would it be?

My blowjobs

4. If you were to name the greatest sexual advantage
that women have over men , what would it be?

My Opinion- Beauty can be influential

5. If you had to name the best sexual advantage that
men have over women , what would it be?

My Opinion - Women are competitive over a man they feel it worth it, I would imagine it is pretty enpowering to watch two women fight for you

6. If you could try one sexual position you never
have , which one would it be?

The Swing...there are lots in that you can do that you can't do normally

7. When receiving oral sex, both men and women, to you verbalize that you are going to cum before you do it?

Yes

8. If you could cure any disease what would it be?

Cardiomyopathy

9. Did you have sex on prom night?

No

10. If you could have had the starring role in one film already made, which movie would you pick?

Shakespeare in Love, it was so romantic

11. If you were to star in a porn, what would the name of it be?

Crouching Amber, Hidden Hummer

12. Can you play a musical instrument? Are you a good singer?

The tamborine! :) I am an awful singer..completely tone deaf

13. Do you collect anything?

Reinassance revival and gothic revival looking wind chimes

14. If you could eliminate one habit your lover/crush has, what would you have them stop doing?

Making so many people want him :) He can't help it, it's kinda sexy anyway

15. If you could keep your lover/crush but have the rest of the world populated by only one gender, which would it be and why?

Ok my opinion and don't get mad...IN GENERAL I think women can be too dramatic, petty and whiney...so I would say men

16. What has been your biggest accomplishment in life thus far?

Getting my Master's degree

17. Would you let your lover/crush strip at an amateur strip night? What if it included lap dances? (Keep in mind you would be at the club)

Yes and Yes if I was there

18. If you were engaged in wild sex and realized that your neighbors were looking through the window what would you do? Would you inform your partner you were being watched?

I wouldn't do anything, maybe look right at them and yes my partner would know because I would be more than happy to say "show them how you fuck me"

19. How do you prefer the pubic hair on the opposite sex?

Trimmed or partially shaven....that one pic of TSN is perfect wow!

20. If you could physically strike one person from your past (that you didn’t), without any ramifications, who would you hit and where?

My first boyfriend right in the face
 
FONT=comic sans ms]Again welcome everyone new to the thread...if you have questions please ask since again I am running out :) And don't forget to tip your waitress

1. In your previous relationships were they generally classified as casual relationships, short term relationships, long term relationships?

Casual or short term.

2. How do you take your coffee?

Cream and two sugars.

3. If one sexual technique that you do could be trademarked, what would it be?

The way I eat pussy but if I told you someone might beat me to the trademark. Amber knows. :kiss:

4. If you were to name the greatest sexual advantage
that women have over men , what would it be?

To be able to have a multiple.

5. If you had to name the best sexual advantage that
men have over women , what would it be?

To be able to cum almost on demand.

6. If you could try one sexual position you never
have , which one would it be?

Hell I have no idea what I haven't tried. I'll try anything twice though. :D

7. When receiving oral sex, both men and women, to you verbalize that you are going to cum before you do it?

Yes.

8. If you could cure any disease what would it be?

Cancer, just so many forms of it that kill so many.

9. Did you have sex on prom night?

Didn't go to my own prom.

10. If you could have had the starring role in one film already made, which movie would you pick?

Bruce Willis in Armeggedon. I love the part where he sacrifices his life for his daughters happiness.

11. If you were to star in a porn, what would the name of it be?

Amber and Shawn's night out caught on tape.

12. Can you play a musical instrument? Are you a good singer?

I have absolutely zero musical ability, but everyone else in my family does. I think I'm the milk man's.

13. Do you collect anything?

Memories

14. If you could eliminate one habit your lover/crush has, what would you have them stop doing?

I wouldn't change anything about her. She may not be perfect but she is perfect for me. :heart:

15. If you could keep your lover/crush but have the rest of the world populated by only one gender, which would it be and why?

Now why on earth would I want that. Guess if I had to pick it would be men so Amber wouldn't think I was tempted by another woman and I would keep her happy enough not to be tempted by another man. But then again what about saving life? Nope don't want it that way either, so just leave it like it is.

16. What has been your biggest accomplishment in life thus far?

Being a father.

17. Would you let your lover/crush strip at an amateur strip night? What if it included lap dances? (Keep in mind you would be at the club)

Yes and yes if she wanted to, but I would be right there and if anyone touched her they would be greatly sorry.

18. If you were engaged in wild sex and realized that your neighbors were looking through the window what would you do? Would you inform your partner you were being watched?

I would tell Amber and we both would get a kick that we were being watched.

19. How do you prefer the pubic hair on the opposite sex?

Shaved with a little patch at the top.

20. If you could physically strike one person from your past (that you didn’t), without any ramifications, who would you hit and where?[/FONT]

No one, if I wanted to strike them I would have done it then. I don't hold grudges.
 
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SexyAmber said:
Again welcome everyone new to the thread...if you have questions please ask since again I am running out :) And don't forget to tip your waitress

1. In your previous relationships were they generally classified as casual relationships, short term relationships, long term relationships?

Most were casual.


2. How do you take your coffee?

I don't take coffe. I prefer herbal teas.


3. If one sexual technique that you do could be trademarked, what would it be?

The way I flick a nipple with the tip of my tongue. It's been known to drive both men and women crazy!


4. If you were to name the greatest sexual advantage
that women have over men , what would it be?

Multiple Orgasms!!


5. If you had to name the best sexual advantage that
men have over women , what would it be?

In our society the man generally gets to intiate any sexual activity. If a woman attempts to do so she is classified as a nympho and/or a slut.


6. If you could try one sexual position you never
have , which one would it be?

I don't know if there are any I haven't tried that I would like to, but I suppose I would be willing to go through the Kama Sutra to try them all if I had a willing and lon-lating partner.


7. When receiving oral sex, both men and women, to you verbalize that you are going to cum before you do it?

YESSS!!! I tend to be a loud and vocal CUMMER with any type of sex.


8. If you could cure any disease what would it be?

Cancer.


9. Did you have sex on prom night?

YESSS!!! And I didn't even go to the prom!!


10. If you could have had the starring role in one film already made, which movie would you pick?

That classic Disney film about the giraffe, "Deep Throat"!! (HA!) Seriously, I'd LUV to take Kathleen Turner's role in "Body Heat".


11. If you were to star in a porn, what would the name of it be?

"The Slut Diaries". A day by day examination of kinky, uninhibited sex. Any Producers out there?!?!


12. Can you play a musical instrument? Are you a good singer?

I play guitar. I sing well enough to get asked to sing. However, Sheryl Crow has nothing to fear.


13. Do you collect anything?

Sex partners!


14. If you could eliminate one habit your lover/crush has, what would you have them stop doing?

CUMMING in without knocking.


15. If you could keep your lover/crush but have the rest of the world populated by only one gender, which would it be and why?

I don't think I'd like that world. But if I had to pick I'd take males. Since my current partner is a bi-female, as am I, it would give us the opportunity for variety.


16. What has been your biggest accomplishment in life thus far?

Enrolling in college. I'm a 27 year old freshman. But I now have direction, purpose, and goals.


17. Would you let your lover/crush strip at an amateur strip night? What if it included lap dances? (Keep in mind you would be at the club)

YESSS!!! I'd LUV it. But I think she's a bit too shy. She would LUV to watch me do it, however.


18. If you were engaged in wild sex and realized that your neighbors were looking through the window what would you do? Would you inform your partner you were being watched?

Well, considering my nearest neighbors are my Uncle and Aunt, I might actually get embarraessed and stop. But if it were just some fictional, anonymous, suburban neighbors, I'd invite them to join in. I would tell my partner either way!


19. How do you prefer the pubic hair on the opposite sex?

Thick and curly. Same sex, I prefer shaved, as I am.


20. If you could physically strike one person from your past (that you didn’t), without any ramifications, who would you hit and where?

Carl, across his big mouth.

 
SexyAmber said:
Again welcome everyone new to the thread...if you have questions please ask since again I am running out :) And don't forget to tip your waitress

1. In your previous relationships were they generally classified as casual relationships, short term relationships, long term relationships?
casual or short term

2. How do you take your coffee?
double double

3. If one sexual technique that you do could be trademarked, what would it be?
I don't know that I do anything well enough that it could be trademarked

4. If you were to name the greatest sexual advantage
that women have over men , what would it be?
Just the existing double standard. Women can usually get laid whenever, which creates a situation where men have to work harder for it.

5. If you had to name the best sexual advantage that
men have over women , what would it be?
I dont know - their strength maybe.

6. If you could try one sexual position you never
have , which one would it be?
I'm still waiting on the guy who can pick me up, have my legs wrapped around his waist and fuck me up against a wall.

7. When receiving oral sex, both men and women, to you verbalize that you are going to cum before you do it?
mostly yes.

8. If you could cure any disease what would it be?
Cancer or Lou Gehrigs Disease (ALS)

9. Did you have sex on prom night?
Didn't go to my prom

10. If you could have had the starring role in one film already made, which movie would you pick?
Shrek :D

11. If you were to star in a porn, what would the name of it be?
Freya's fuck fest :D

12. Can you play a musical instrument? Are you a good singer?
No and no.

13. Do you collect anything?
No, not anymore

14. If you could eliminate one habit your lover/crush has, what would you have them stop doing?
I don't know that he has any that bug me that much - I wish he'd learn to accept my compliments better.

15. If you could keep your lover/crush but have the rest of the world populated by only one gender, which would it be and why?
Males - they are more interesting I think. Plus if it were all women, I wouldn't keep him for long :D

16. What has been your biggest accomplishment in life thus far?
Quitting drugs

17. Would you let your lover/crush strip at an amateur strip night? What if it included lap dances? (Keep in mind you would be at the club)
Maybe strip, I dont' know about the lap dances

18. If you were engaged in wild sex and realized that your neighbors were looking through the window what would you do? Would you inform your partner you were being watched?
I'd tell him and probably keep going

19. How do you prefer the pubic hair on the opposite sex?
Trimmed

20. If you could physically strike one person from your past (that you didn’t), without any ramifications, who would you hit and where?
My daughter's father - he'd get a steel toed work boot right in the gonads
 
SexyAmber said:
Again welcome everyone new to the thread...if you have questions please ask since again I am running out :) And don't forget to tip your waitress

1. In your previous relationships were they generally classified as casual relationships, short term relationships, long term relationships?

*uh, fairly long term

2. How do you take your coffee?

*with equal

3. If one sexual technique that you do could be trademarked, what would it be?

*don't think I do anything that is trademark worthy

4. If you were to name the greatest sexual advantage
that women have over men , what would it be?

*multiple orgasms

5. If you had to name the best sexual advantage that
men have over women , what would it be?

*it's easier for men to have casual sex without getting emotionally involved, IMHO

6. If you could try one sexual position you never
have , which one would it be?

*Maybe I am not very creative, but I only know of 3......

7. When receiving oral sex, both men and women, to you verbalize that you are going to cum before you do it?

*not exactly

8. If you could cure any disease what would it be?

*cancer

9. Did you have sex on prom night?

*nope

10. If you could have had the starring role in one film already made, which movie would you pick?

*American Beauty

11. If you were to star in a porn, what would the name of it be?

*??????Red's big knight??????

12. Can you play a musical instrument? Are you a good singer?

*Yep, flute.....I can carry a tune I guess

13. Do you collect anything?

*frogs

14. If you could eliminate one habit your lover/crush has, what would you have them stop doing?

*smoking

15. If you could keep your lover/crush but have the rest of the world populated by only one gender, which would it be and why?

*girls....just think it would be more fun

16. What has been your biggest accomplishment in life thus far?

*my son

17. Would you let your lover/crush strip at an amateur strip night? What if it included lap dances? (Keep in mind you would be at the club)

*LOL, sure

18. If you were engaged in wild sex and realized that your neighbors were looking through the window what would you do? Would you inform your partner you were being watched?

*keep going....dunno, hard to talk during wild sex

19. How do you prefer the pubic hair on the opposite sex?

*no preference

20. If you could physically strike one person from your past (that you didn’t), without any ramifications, who would you hit and where?

*Jack...anywhere that would have debilitated him...
 
SexyAmber said:
Again welcome everyone new to the thread...if you have questions please ask since again I am running out :) And don't forget to tip your waitress

1. In your previous relationships were they generally classified as casual relationships, short term relationships, long term relationships?
Too damn long term. felt like forever.

2. How do you take your coffee?
don't

3. If one sexual technique that you do could be trademarked, what would it be?
Haven't had it anough to develop a technique

4. If you were to name the greatest sexual advantage
that women have over men , what would it be?
none

5. If you had to name the best sexual advantage that
men have over women , what would it be?
Their stronger then us and can take it no matter what

6. If you could try one sexual position you never
have , which one would it be?
most of them

7. When receiving oral sex, both men and women, to you verbalize that you are going to cum before you do it?
never done it

8. If you could cure any disease what would it be?
lupus

9. Did you have sex on prom night?
no prom for me and no sex either

10. If you could have had the starring role in one film already made, which movie would you pick?
Robinson Caruso

11. If you were to star in a porn, what would the name of it be?
HA!!!!!!!

12. Can you play a musical instrument? Are you a good singer?
piano, claranet, sound like a dead bull-frog

13. Do you collect anything?
not anymore, getting rid of it all

14. If you could eliminate one habit your lover/crush has, what would you have them stop doing?
doubting himself

15. If you could keep your lover/crush but have the rest of the world populated by only one gender, which would it be and why?
girls so he would have what he wants, someone else.

16. What has been your biggest accomplishment in life thus far?
I haven' shot myself yet

17. Would you let your lover/crush strip at an amateur strip night? What if it included lap dances? (Keep in mind you would be at the club)
not my place to tell him no even though I'd want to

18. If you were engaged in wild sex and realized that your neighbors were looking through the window what would you do? Would you inform your partner you were being watched?
Never gonna happen so why worry

19. How do you prefer the pubic hair on the opposite sex?
what difference does it make what I like.

20. If you could physically strike one person from your past (that you didn’t), without any ramifications, who would you hit and where?
My ex, right in the balls with a sledge hammer
 
SexyAmber said:
(thanks freya for your help!!!)

1. if on your first visit with your lover/crush you had to toot (ya know pass wind) what would you do?

**I have remarkable control over my ass muscles. She would never know it happened.

2. How would people describe your driving?

**I haven't been behind the wheel of a car since 1996. And right after my driving test, as the guy was walking back to the DMV, I bumped the fender of a car in the parking lot as I was pulling in. Fortunately he didn't see. :)

3. Do you wish upon the stars?

**Once in a great great while.

4. Where you popular in high school, average joe, or kinda geeky?

**Inbetween average joe and kinda geeky.

5. What is the one sex act you would do with your lover/crush, if you could only pick one?

**Giving her oral till she literally had to push me away out of orgasmic exhaustion.

6. Do you feel you have a low, average or high self esteem?

**High self esteem in matters of my ability to do my job, learn things, communicate. Low self esteem in relationships. Average in everything else.

7. Physically, how is your lit/crush differ from your last(current) partner?

**Taller, irish features, nicer ass. Hopefully tastier too. :)

8. If you could physically transport yourself to any place in this world at this moment where would it be?

**Secluded Hawaii beach...with her if I could.

9. If you HAD TO lose one of your 5 senses, which would you choose and why?

**Smell. I value my other senses more.

10. In your first non stop session with your lover/crush, how many orgasms would you like them to have?

**As many as her body can handle.

11. Define pure evil?

**Anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die.

12. Describe yourself in four words, using only the letter T.

**Talented, tentative, not trusting, testosterone-driven

13. Describe your lover crush in 5 words using the letters, A E I O U

**appealing, estrogen-driven, inquisitive, orally-inclined, uber-titnibbly

14. What is more important Good conversationalist or good lover?

**good lover... who needs talking when you're fucking. :)

15. What do you want for Christmas?

**a FWB.

16. If your cock/pussy could moan one word what would it be?

** More.

17. Do you think women should work or stay home and take of the house and children?

**If she wants children, I think she should be willing to accept the responsibility of caring for them... at least until they reach school age.

18. WHAT IS THE FIRST NAME OF THE PERSON WHO YOU DAYDREAMED THE MOST ABOUT TODAY?

**Bambi. ;) Shannon.

19. Best moment of your life, til this point..

**First sex.

20. Worst moment of your life, til this point..

**Breaking up with the ex-gf who provided the first sex.

21 Look at this link http://www.xxxpresstoys.com/scripts...tem=42029&Template=IMPORT-SXD003010&Group=240
Would you use it?

**Perhaps, but only if feeling vindictive. :)

22. What pet peeve drives you crazy

**Chewing with one's mouth open. The sound of blatant chewing absolutely drives me insane.

 
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