Answer this....

SexyAmber said:
(Most of these taken from the book of If2)

1. If you met your lover/crush how long do you think you will kiss for, for your first real kiss before moving on to other sexual acts?

*I would say an eternity but eventually we are going to get to the sex

2. If you were to choose the breed you would be if you were a dog, which type would best suit you?

*Irish setter

3. If you had to be addicted to one thing, what would it be?

*I am addicted to one thing - LIT

4. The first time you look in your lover/crush’s eyes what do you think would be running through your head?

*Kiss me

5. If you had to name the person you know with the sexiest phone voice, who would win?

*He would

6. Do you own a gun? If no, do you have a problem living with someone who has one?

*no, yes

7. If you were to get married, or get married again, what would your dream wedding consist of?

*just he and I and our immediate families

8. If you could describe yourself as a child in one word what would it be?

*melancholy

9. If you could fall asleep each night with your head resting upon anything other than your pillow , what would it be?

*his chest

10. If you had to name the single physical characteristic about yourself that most resembles your mother or father,what would it be?

*my hair

11. If you one a huge lottery tomorrow what are the first three things you would use the money for?

*pay off debts, trip to Greece, new car

12. Men: If your lover/crush dressed very crush on a normal basis in public would it bother you? Women: If your lover/crush dressed very sloppy on a normal basis would it bother you?

*yes

13. If two lit people were to get married, (they don’t have to be existing couples) whose wedding would you most liking go to?

*TSN and Amber

14. If you could guarantee one thing about your next trip, what would it be besides arriving safely?

*that it was paid for

15. If you had to fight a duel tomorrow at dawn, and you could determine the type of weapons you both use what would they be?

*a duel of wits, ala Princess Bride

16. If you were to have a baby daughter unexpectedly what would your first choice for a name be? What about for a son?

*Emily........William

17. If you could sit and have a beer with three sports figures from any time, who would you pick?

*Lance Armstrong, Joe Dimaggio, Muhammad Ali

18. If you would sit and have dinner with three writers from any time, who would you pick?

*Pat Conroy, Margret Mitchell, Harper Lee

19. Is personality important to you in a mate?

*yes

20. In person do you think your lover/crush would find you more romantic, less romantic, or about the same as you are here?

*about the same

21. If you had to rid the earth of one insect what would it be?

*I hate ants
 
A Question Set Only For the Females:

1) Rank these in the order that you would prefer:
A. A half-hour long sensual massage with body oil. 5
B. A half-hour long session of romantic lovemaking. 2
C. A half-hour of doggie style carnal lusty fucking. 3
D. A half-hour of nothing but kissing. 1
E. A half-hour of receiving good constant oral sex. 4
F. A half-hour of eating a pint of Ben & Jerry's. 6
G. A half-hour of him sucking and nibbling on your nipples/breasts. 5

omg that was hard

2) What is your favorite chick flick of all time?

Ever After or The Sweetest Thing

3) Would you prefer to see a nude picture of your lover/crush in color or black/white?

Wow both..I one is sensual one is just my baby as he is

4) How much body hair does your ideal man have?

Not a ton, definately not so he looks like he is wearing a sweater when he has no shirt on

5) Do you prefer clean-shaven or facial hair?

Clean Shaven, though again it depends on the man. I don't like beards.

6) Do you prefer to ask your man lots of questions to learn more about him, or answer all his questions so he learns more about you?

Equal

7) Are you more comfortable in a perfectly lit, dimly lit, or totally dark bedroom when engaging in sexual activity?

Dimly lit-Candles

8) Do you like bald, short hair, medium hair, or long hair on a guy generally?

Short or Medium

9) What is the most unusual item you've ever used for sexual stimulation?

A candle

10) At what age did you get your first period? Do you remember what you were thinking/feeling when it happened?

12, I was so embarassed my mother called all her friends and said "Amber is a woman now isn't that wonderful"

11) Professional sports: An accepted evil, a fun shared activity, or a welcome reprieve from your man?

Fun shared activity

12) If you were to buy a vibrator/toy, do you think you would want it smaller than average, average (around 6 inches), or bigger than average?

Average

13) If you really wanted to be kissed by your lover/crush, but their breath was positively horrible, what would you do?

*laughs* I would offer him a tic tac and say..wow honey

14) What height would you most like to be?

5'8

15) Have you ever actually *felt* someone's cum hitting inside you as he achieved climax? What does it feel like afterwards?

Yes it is unreal, afterwards it feels like a warm small stream caressing your walls

16) Do you think it's possible for a woman to physically rape a man?

Yes

17) What one household chore do you think men should do more often? (I know I'm gonna regret asking that one)

Help with dishes
 
Pseudomoniker said:
A Question Set Only For the Females:

1) Rank these in the order that you would prefer:
4 A. A half-hour long sensual massage with body oil.
1 B. A half-hour long session of romantic lovemaking.
5 C. A half-hour of doggie style carnal lusty fucking.
2 D. A half-hour of nothing but kissing.
3 E. A half-hour of receiving good constant oral sex.
7 F. A half-hour of eating a pint of Ben & Jerry's.
6 G. A half-hour of him sucking and nibbling on your nipples/breasts.

*6 and 7 would be a lot higher if they were combined. :D

2) What is your favorite chick flick of all time?

*when Harry met Sally

3) Would you prefer to see a nude picture of your lover/crush in color or black/white?

*I love black and white

4) How much body hair does your ideal man have?

*never really thought about it

5) Do you prefer clean-shaven or facial hair?

*clean shaven

6) Do you prefer to ask your man lots of questions to learn more about him, or answer all his questions so he learns more about you?

*I ask a lot of questions

7) Are you more comfortable in a perfectly lit, dimly lit, or totally dark bedroom when engaging in sexual activity?

*matters not

8) Do you like bald, short hair, medium hair, or long hair on a guy generally?

*matters not

9) What is the most unusual item you've ever used for sexual stimulation?

*a zucchini

10) At what age did you get your first period? Do you remember what you were thinking/feeling when it happened?

*11, Is this what I think it is???

11) Professional sports: An accepted evil, a fun shared activity, or a welcome reprieve from your man?

*welcome reprieve

12) If you were to buy a vibrator/toy, do you think you would want it smaller than average, average (around 6 inches), or bigger than average?

*bigger (as long as it wasn't a buttplug)

13) If you really wanted to be kissed by your lover/crush, but their breath was positively horrible, what would you do?

*tell them

14) What height would you most like to be?

*5'5

15) Have you ever actually *felt* someone's cum hitting inside you as he achieved climax? What does it feel like afterwards?

*no

16) Do you think it's possible for a woman to physically rape a man?

*yes

17) What one household chore do you think men should do more often? (I know I'm gonna regret asking that one)

*I think if I cook he oughta do dishes and vica verca
 
SexyAmber said:
(Most of these taken from the book of If2)

1. If you met your lover/crush how long do you think you will kiss for, for your first real kiss before moving on to other sexual acts?


that's a toughie, as I don't recall timing any of my previous kisses :p figure it would certain be awhile...I don't like to rush the good things in life


2. If you were to choose the breed you would be if you were a dog, which type would best suit you?

I dont like dogs lol say a lab, friendly and smart

3. If you had to be addicted to one thing, what would it be?

oxygen :p

4. The first time you look in your lover/crush’s eyes what do you think would be running through your head?

ABOUT TIME! lol, I'm such a romantic...

5. If you had to name the person you know with the sexiest phone voice, who would win?

my old friend Darby, she had an amazing voice...

6. Do you own a gun? If no, do you have a problem living with someone who has one?

No, yes.

7. If you were to get married, or get married again, what would your dream wedding consist of?

Don't beleive in the concept of "marrage" as such. Once two people agree to "be married" they're married in my book... so it would take someone agreeing to marry me. Now...the party afterwards would be a blast

8. If you could describe yourself as a child in one word what would it be?

young ~ yeah, ok, paint me obvious

9. If you could fall asleep each night with your head resting upon anything other than your pillow , what would it be?

That's what they're for?!? :p j/k, assuming this question comes with a date, I'll take the lady behind door number two

10. If you had to name the single physical characteristic about yourself that most resembles your mother or father,what would it be?

Skinny (on my dads side)

11. If you one a huge lottery tomorrow what are the first three things you would use the money for?

1. Pay off all debts current and expectant (I'm in school, so that would count for expectant.) 2. Set aside enough money, at 6% interest, to ensure my parents retirement at a rate at least equal to thier current lifestyle. 3. Repeat 2, but for myself.

12. Men: If your lover/crush dressed very crush on a normal basis in public would it bother you? Women: If your lover/crush dressed very sloppy on a normal basis would it bother you?

very what?

13. If two lit people were to get married, (they don’t have to be existing couples) whose wedding would you most liking go to?

the one that comes with all the wedding guest getting flown to Athens, Greece for the ceramony :p

14. If you could guarantee one thing about your next trip, what would it be besides arriving safely?

does leaving safely count? If that's a little too much, I think healthy travel is just as good a second..

15. If you had to fight a duel tomorrow at dawn, and you could determine the type of weapons you both use what would they be?

Pillows. Any ladies wanna duel? :D

16. If you were to have a baby daughter unexpectedly what would your first choice for a name be? What about for a son?

always fond of Samantha. Roman for a boy.

17. If you could sit and have a beer with three sports figures from any time, who would you pick?

hmm, don't know much about sports...

18. If you would sit and have dinner with three writers from any time, who would you pick?

Robert Anton Wilson, James Joyce and William Shakespeare

19. Is personality important to you in a mate?

Absolutely.

20. In person do you think your lover/crush would find you more romantic, less romantic, or about the same as you are here?

more, it's easy to be erotic online, but not nearly as romantic

21. If you had to rid the earth of one insect what would it be?

mosquitoes ~ I know there's a huge ecological repercussion element here, but damn I hate these buggers

HomerPindar
 
Originally posted by Pseudomoniker
A Question Set Only For the Females:

1) Rank these in the order that you would prefer:
4 A. A half-hour long sensual massage with body oil.
1 B. A half-hour long session of romantic lovemaking.
2 C. A half-hour of doggie style carnal lusty fucking.
52 D. A half-hour of nothing but kissing.
3 E. A half-hour of receiving good constant oral sex.
7 F. A half-hour of eating a pint of Ben & Jerry's.
6 G. A half-hour of him sucking and nibbling on your nipples/breasts.

2) What is your favorite chick flick of all time?

*Legally Blonde

3) Would you prefer to see a nude picture of your lover/crush in color or black/white?

*hard choice....black and white

4) How much body hair does your ideal man have?

*doesn't matter

5) Do you prefer clean-shaven or facial hair?

*clean shaven

6) Do you prefer to ask your man lots of questions to learn more about him, or answer all his questions so he learns more about you?

*I prefer to answer the questions

7) Are you more comfortable in a perfectly lit, dimly lit, or totally dark bedroom when engaging in sexual activity?

*all of the above

8) Do you like bald, short hair, medium hair, or long hair on a guy generally?

*all of the above

9) What is the most unusual item you've ever used for sexual stimulation?

*candle

10) At what age did you get your first period? Do you remember what you were thinking/feeling when it happened?

*13, oh great, mom's out of town

11) Professional sports: An accepted evil, a fun shared activity, or a welcome reprieve from your man?

*welcome reprieve, except hockey, then fun shared event

12) If you were to buy a vibrator/toy, do you think you would want it smaller than average, average (around 6 inches), or bigger than average?

*bigger

13) If you really wanted to be kissed by your lover/crush, but their breath was positively horrible, what would you do?

*ask them to brush

14) What height would you most like to be?

*5'6"

15) Have you ever actually *felt* someone's cum hitting inside you as he achieved climax? What does it feel like afterwards?

*no

16) Do you think it's possible for a woman to physically rape a man?

*yes

17) What one household chore do you think men should do more often? (I know I'm gonna regret asking that one)

*vacuum
 
Most of these taken from the book of If2)

1. If you met your lover/crush how long do you think you will kiss for, for your first real kiss before moving on to other sexual acts?

Oh my, I think that first real kiss will be something that if I was to live for ten thousand years, nothing else would ever compare to it. Well except for the next kiss from her and it will last just the perfect amount of time.

2. If you were to choose the breed you would be if you were a dog, which type would best suit you?

Labador Retriever. They have such a good demeanor and love life.

3. If you had to be addicted to one thing, what would it be?

To loving the only two women in my life.

4. The first time you look in your lover/crush’s eyes what do you think would be running through your head?

What a lucky man I am to have been able to catch the attention and love of such a truly magnificent woman. Thank you Amber. :kiss:

5. If you had to name the person you know with the sexiest phone voice, who would win?

Amber, her voice is literally angel like.

6. Do you own a gun? If no, do you have a problem living with someone who has one?

Yes I do and no I wouldn't. Guns don't kill people, people kill people.

7. If you were to get married, or get married again, what would your dream wedding consist of?

In a huge castle, with everyone dressed up renaissance style.

8. If you could describe yourself as a child in one word what would it be?

Hellish

9. If you could fall asleep each night with your head resting upon anything other than your pillow , what would it be?

Amber's lap.

10. If you had to name the single physical characteristic about yourself that most resembles your mother or father,what would it be?

My hair from my dad.

11. If you one a huge lottery tomorrow what are the first three things you would use the money for?

To make sure that my daughter was taken care of for the rest of her life, same for Amber and thirdly to give my grandparents some so they could enjoy the rest of their lives traveling.

12. Men: If your lover/crush dressed very crush on a normal basis in public would it bother you? Women: If your lover/crush dressed very sloppy on a normal basis would it bother you?

It would bother me a little only cause she is such a classy woman. But she wouldn't do that so I have no worries.

13. If two lit people were to get married, (they don’t have to be existing couples) whose wedding would you most liking go to?

Nav and Red. It makes me so ecstatic to see them both so happy together.

14. If you could guarantee one thing about your next trip, what would it be besides arriving safely?

That is was to see Amber.

15. If you had to fight a duel tomorrow at dawn, and you could determine the type of weapons you both use what would they be?

Prolly a gun cause I'm a good shot.

16. If you were to have a baby daughter unexpectedly what would your first choice for a name be? What about for a son?

Christian for a boy and anything she wanted for the girl.

17. If you could sit and have a beer with three sports figures from any time, who would you pick?

Ray Lewis, Darrell Green and Bernard Hopkins.

18. If you would sit and have dinner with three writers from any time, who would you pick?

Stephen King, Dean Koontz and Edgar Allen Poe.

19. Is personality important to you in a mate?

Absolutely and she has a wonderful one.

20. In person do you think your lover/crush would find you more romantic, less romantic, or about the same as you are here?

Oh god, so much more. To hear my words to her are one thing, but to feel my actions are going to show her just how much I love her.

21. If you had to rid the earth of one insect what would it be?

The mosquito, I really don't see the purpose of sides fish food.
 
Re: more

SexyAmber said:
1. Your Lit Crush or the person you are involved with...use three words to describe them starting with the letter of their first name. (not their lit name)

Really great kisser, Rigid at the right time, Rare breed.....

2. What is your favorite flower?

Red, Red Rose

3. Men...Ginger or Maryanne...women...superman or batman?

superbat

4. What is your dream house?
Victorian Mansion

5. What is your astrological sign? Do you believe in astrology?

Taurus, no way

6. What is your favorite curse word?

DANG-it (because I have kids, lol),

7. What is your favorite sound to hear?

My lover when he cums....

8. What is your least favorite sound?

The front door opening and my husband walking in the door after work!!!

9. Men what is your pant size? Women your bra size?

46DDD

10. What is your favorite ice cream flavor?

Edy's - French Silk

:)
 
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1. If you met your lover/crush how long do you think you will kiss for, for your first real kiss before moving on to other sexual acts?
hopefully quite a while!

2. If you were to choose the breed you would be if you were a dog, which type would best suit you?
A mutt... many interests, and so on

3. If you had to be addicted to one thing, what would it be?
other than lit? lol.. seriously though... um.... ooh, this one is tougher than I thought...

4. The first time you look in your lover/crush’s eyes what do you think would be running through your head?
Do I see what I hope to see?

5. If you had to name the person you know with the sexiest phone voice, who would win?
I don't generally talk to people on the phone....

6. Do you own a gun? If no, do you have a problem living with someone who has one?
No, and no if they are responsible about it.

7. If you were to get married, or get married again, what would your dream wedding consist of?
TSN took mine! but add a small group of friends and family.

8. If you could describe yourself as a child in one word what would it be?
tomboy

9. If you could fall asleep each night with your head resting upon anything other than your pillow , what would it be?
the rising and falling chest of the one I loved

10. If you had to name the single physical characteristic about yourself that most resembles your mother or father,what would it be?
mom-smile
dad-eye/hair color

11. If you one a huge lottery tomorrow what are the first three things you would use the money for?
pay off debts, invest, I would take time off I needed to do the doctorate program I want to do

12. Men: If your lover/crush dressed very crush on a normal basis in public would it bother you? Women: If your lover/crush dressed very sloppy on a normal basis would it bother you?
if it was just around the house, no. in public, probably yeah

13. If two lit people were to get married, (they don’t have to be existing couples) whose wedding would you most liking go to?
no idea

14. If you could guarantee one thing about your next trip, what would it be besides arriving safely?
everything would be free, lol

15. If you had to fight a duel tomorrow at dawn, and you could determine the type of weapons you both use what would they be?
wit.. does that count?

16. If you were to have a baby daughter unexpectedly what would your first choice for a name be? What about for a son?
Isabella, Alexander... though these change frequently, lol

17. If you could sit and have a beer with three sports figures from any time, who would you pick?
Bobby Orr, John Paxson, and Oscar de la Hoya

18. If you would sit and have dinner with three writers from any time, who would you pick?
Jack Whyte, Chaucer, and Socrates

19. Is personality important to you in a mate?
very much so

20. In person do you think your lover/crush would find you more romantic, less romantic, or about the same as you are here?
more so... 2-D words can only say so much

21. If you had to rid the earth of one insect what would it be?
wasps... what are their purpose anyway? who eats 'em? they don't make honey...
 
(again a lot taken from the book of IF)

1. While you are not physically together, Do you tell your lover/crush when you have sex?

2. While you are not physically together, Would it bother you if your lover/crush did have sex?

3. Ladies describe what it feels like to the men to have them inside you. Men describe to the ladies what it feels it like and do all women feel different?

4. Which feels better anal sex or intercourse?

5. Describe your best cyber/phone/chat experience and what made it the best?

6. If you had to describe the perfect face of the opposite sex how would you describe it?

7. If you were going to be executed and could choose the means what would you select?

8. If you were given a race horse what would you name it?

9. If your food is bad at a restaurant do you send it back?

10. Are you a good cook? What is your one specialty?

11. If there is a heaven, what is the first thing St Peter will say when you arrive at the pearly gates?

12. If you could teach your children, or a child only one lesson in life, what would it be?

13. What country would you love to visit most besides your own?

14. If you were going to buy a present for your lover/crush, (and assume you wanted a member of the opposite’s sexes opinion) who from lit would you want to go with you to give their opinion?

15. If your partner had a journal they kept would you read it? Under any circumstances?

16. What is something that you are truly not good at, though you have tried?

17. Men: On a woman do you prefer a large clit, average or small? Women: Same question for nipples on a man?

18. If you could have said one sentence to hitler while he was alive what would you have said?

19. Where were you on September 11, 2001? What were your immediate feelings? Has anything changed about you since that day?

20. If you were to buy a puppy today what would you name it and what kind would it most likely be?

21. What pictures on lit do the least for you? (Not certain people but a certain type)
 
1. If you met your lover/crush how long do you think you will kiss for, for your first real kiss before moving on to other sexual acts?
-hmm only took a couple hours, after i met innocent for me to finally kiss her, and now i'm stuck with her :heart: :heart: i'm not complaining

2. If you were to choose the breed you would be if you were a dog, which type would best suit you?
-A mutt... sometimes their the cutest

3. If you had to be addicted to one thing, what would it be?
other than lit? -hmmm videogames

4. The first time you look in your lover/crush’s eyes what do you think would be running through your head? -seen a beautiful woman, with georgous eyes, and used them as the excuse to kiss her,


5. If you had to name the person you know with the sexiest phone voice, who would win? -dunno never get to use the phone

6. Do you own a gun? If no, do you have a problem living with someone who has one? -"No, and no if they are responsible about it."

7. If you were to get married, or get married again, what would your dream wedding consist of? -really doesnt matter as long as my wife to be is happy, then i am as well.

8. If you could describe yourself as a child in one word what would it be? -quiet, kept to myself

9. If you could fall asleep each night with your head resting upon anything other than your pillow , what would it be? - innocents chest as i lay in her arms listening to her heartbeat

10. If you had to name the single physical characteristic about yourself that most resembles your mother or father,what would it be? -
mom-blue eyes
dad-hair line

11. If you one a huge lottery tomorrow what are the first three things you would use the money for?
pay off debts, invest, I would take time off I needed to do the doctorate program I want to do

12. Men: If your lover/crush dressed very crush on a normal basis in public would it bother you? Women: If your lover/crush dressed very sloppy on a normal basis would it bother you? -i'm lost what was the question

13. If two lit people were to get married, (they don’t have to be existing couples) -i dont know anyone on lit

14. If you could guarantee one thing about your next trip, what would it be besides arriving safely? -
"everything would be free, lol"

15. If you had to fight a duel tomorrow at dawn, and you could determine the type of weapons you both use what would they be? -just hands and feet, to make it fun

16. If you were to have a baby daughter unexpectedly what would your first choice for a name be? What about for a son?
- girl Lailani , boy dont remember

17. If you could sit and have a beer with three sports figures from any time, who would you pick? -eww sports

18. If you would sit and have dinner with three writers from any time, who would you pick? -dunno dont read

19. Is personality important to you in a mate? -aye it is

20. In person do you think your lover/crush would find you more romantic, less romantic, or about the same as you are here?
-no clue

21. If you had to rid the earth of one insect what would it be?
-any bug that doesnt have a purpose
 
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1. While you are not physically together, Do you tell your lover/crush when you have sex? *no

2. While you are not physically together, Would it bother you if your lover/crush did have sex? **lol....no control over it

3. Ladies describe what it feels like to the men to have them inside you. Men describe to the ladies what it feels it like and do all women feel different? *like a hot, tight , wet glove.....to an extent, yes

4. Which feels better anal sex or intercourse? *both

5. Describe your best cyber/phone/chat experience and what made it the best? *lunch...hearing her voice

6. If you had to describe the perfect face of the opposite sex how would you describe it? *kind and caring

7. If you were going to be executed and could choose the means what would you select? *shooting

8. If you were given a race horse what would you name it?*Goliath

9. If your food is bad at a restaurant do you send it back?*yes

10. Are you a good cook? What is your one specialty? *yes...Russian kotletki (seasoned meat patties)

11. If there is a heaven, what is the first thing St Peter will say when you arrive at the pearly gates? *welcome my son

12. If you could teach your children, or a child only one lesson in life, what would it be? *be honest with all others

13. What country would you love to visit most besides your own?Czechoslovakia

14. If you were going to buy a present for your lover/crush, (and assume you wanted a member of the opposite’s sexes opinion) who from lit would you want to go with you to give their opinion? *Amber, definately

15. If your partner had a journal they kept would you read it? Under any circumstances? *no, their privacy is sacred

16. What is something that you are truly not good at, though you have tried? *writing stories

17. Men: On a woman do you prefer a large clit, average or small? Women: Same question for nipples on a man?*average

18. If you could have said one sentence to hitler while he was alive what would you have said? *We will bury you, asshole.

19. Where were you on September 11, 2001? What were your immediate feelings? Has anything changed about you since that day? *at work....hatred.....yes, the hatred of radical islamists has grown

20. If you were to buy a puppy today what would you name it and what kind would it most likely be? *Boris....Russian Wolfhound

21. What pictures on lit do the least for you? (Not certain people but a certain type)*cocks
 
1. While you are not physically together, Do you tell your lover/crush when you have sex? - i dont unless with her,

2. While you are not physically together, Would it bother you if your lover/crush did have sex? - yes and she wouldnt do anything like that

3. Ladies describe what it feels like to the men to have them inside you. Men describe to the ladies what it feels it like and do all women feel different? - it feel like slipping into a warm semi bumpy glove(for lack of better words) and yes each woman feels different

4. Which feels better anal sex or intercourse? - intercourse fels great, havent tried anal yet

5. Describe your best cyber/phone/chat experience and what made it the best? - whats the point in doing this?

6. If you had to describe the perfect face of the opposite sex how would you describe it? - cute, kinda round, pretty eyes, pouty lips, chipmunk cheeks

7. If you were going to be executed and could choose the means what would you select? - something quick and painless, like beheading

8. If you were given a race horse what would you name it? - umm spirit runner

9. If your food is bad at a restaurant do you send it back? - yes been there and will do it again

10. Are you a good cook? What is your one specialty? - i can cook, ummm not sure dont cook alot

11. If there is a heaven, what is the first thing St Peter will say when you arrive at the pearly gates? - your not supposd to be here

12. If you could teach your children, or a child only one lesson in life, what would it be? - dunno

13. What country would you love to visit most besides your own? - probally somewhere in southamerica

14. If you were going to buy a present for your lover/crush, (and assume you wanted a member of the opposite’s sexes opinion) who from lit would you want to go with you to give their opinion? - dunno

15. If your partner had a journal they kept would you read it? Under any circumstances? - nope the most i've done is stick important papers in it when i moved it the one morning to get into bed

16. What is something that you are truly not good at, though you have tried? - dance

17. Men: On a woman do you prefer a large clit, average or small? Women: Same question for nipples on a man? - i dunno normal size whatever that is

18. If you could have said one sentence to hitler while he was alive what would you have said? - your a jack ass

19. Where were you on September 11, 2001? What were your immediate feelings? Has anything changed about you since that day? - in school, no feelings , was sorry when it happened thats all

20. If you were to buy a puppy today what would you name it and what kind would it most likely be? - dunno got 2 dogs already dont need more

21. What pictures on lit do the least for you? (Not certain people but a certain type) - none of them do anything for me
 
1. While you are not physically together, Do you tell your lover/crush when you have sex?

Yes if I did I would

2. While you are not physically together, Would it bother you if your lover/crush did have sex?

Yes it would bother but I would understand that it was the reality of the situation

3. Ladies describe what it feels like to the men to have them inside you. Men describe to the ladies what it feels it like and do all women feel different?

Just amazing, stimulated, full, you can feel yourself sucking him deeper, you can feel the throbbing

4. Which feels better anal sex or intercourse?

Never had anal sex so I will say intercourse

5. Describe your best cyber/phone/chat experience and what made it the best?

We weren't even doing anything kinky, just making love to each other and we came at the same time, his moans intermingling with my soft cries of his name, it was incredible.

6. If you had to describe the perfect face of the opposite sex how would you describe it?

Without naming a specific person generally my attraction is dark hair, masculine yet can look adorable too, no facial hair (maybe a goatee that is real short), intense yet loving eyes
TSN's AV <---like that

7. If you were going to be executed and could choose the means what would you select?

Poisoned like in the medieval days.

8. If you were given a race horse what would you name it?

Your Heiness or Medieval Minx

9. If your food is bad at a restaurant do you send it back?

No I don't unless something it totally not cook, but I like my steaks really rare so generallly no

10. Are you a good cook? What is your one specialty?

No I'm not a good cook, the food I cook tastes cook but I can never get things ready at the same time so you would eating in stages :) ... My speciality would be Sliders, it's a canadian thing

11. If there is a heaven, what is the first thing St Peter will say when you arrive at the pearly gates?

April Fools...actually I am not that bad would probably look at his list and say ahhh Amber a good girl with bad intentions please step through the security gate

12. If you could teach your children, or a child only one lesson in life, what would it be?

No one can make you feel inferior without your consent

13. What country would you love to visit most besides your own?

Ireland or Scotland

14. If you were going to buy a present for your lover/crush, (and assume you wanted a member of the opposite’s sexes opinion) who from lit would you want to go with you to give their opinion?

Nav

15. If your partner had a journal they kept would you read it? Under any circumstances?

No I would be tempted as hell though and probably just say "sweetheart you need to lock that up or hide somewhere else"

16. What is something that you are truly not good at, though you have tried?

Cooking

17. Men: On a woman do you prefer a large clit, average or small? Women: Same question for nipples on a man?

I like a man's nipples as long as he doesn't have man boobs any are fine

18. If you could have said one sentence to hitler while he was alive what would you have said?

May the gods have mercy on your soul

19. Where were you on September 11, 2001? What were your immediate feelings? Has anything changed about you since that day?

I was actually working at the Pentagon, I was living in Bethesda MD at the time, and my mother called me and said "Amber get out of there right now", my immediate feelings were sheer disbelief, it was surreal to me like a dream and I just wanted to be home. I can't honestly sit here and say my whole life has changed, I know that I try to become more politically involved and educated in my country now and think before criticizing it's leaders.

20. If you were to buy a puppy today what would you name it and what kind would it most likely be?

Sir Yukon Jack and probably a Lab or a german shephard

21. What pictures on lit do the least for you? (Not certain people but a certain type)

close ups of women doing anything to their pussies or male cum shots.
 
1. While you are not physically together, Do you tell your lover/crush when you have sex?
I wouldn't so, I wouldn't need to

2. While you are not physically together, Would it bother you if your lover/crush did have sex?
Yes

3. Ladies describe what it feels like to the men to have them inside you. Men describe to the ladies what it feels it like and do all women feel different?
it depends... the last couple of guys I've hardly been able to feel :( when they "fit" right though, I feel filled and just focussed on every sensation, kind of in a dream world where everything else is nonexistant

4. Which feels better anal sex or intercourse?
usually intercourse

5. Describe your best cyber/phone/chat experience and what made it the best?

6. If you had to describe the perfect face of the opposite sex how would you describe it?
piercing eyes with dark lashes, lips that aren't chicken lips,

7. If you were going to be executed and could choose the means what would you select?
the needle

8. If you were given a race horse what would you name it?
Thundercloud

9. If your food is bad at a restaurant do you send it back?
usually

10. Are you a good cook? What is your one specialty?
yes, I am... probably homemade bread and beer cheese soup

11. If there is a heaven, what is the first thing St Peter will say when you arrive at the pearly gates?
Hmmm... Not sure if you belong here!

12. If you could teach your children, or a child only one lesson in life, what would it be?
to respect differences

13. What country would you love to visit most besides your own?
Greenland

14. If you were going to buy a present for your lover/crush, (and assume you wanted a member of the opposite’s sexes opinion) who from lit would you want to go with you to give their opinion?
bradd or takemee

15. If your partner had a journal they kept would you read it? Under any circumstances?
I would be soooo tempted, but if they asked me not to I wouldn't... unless they died or disappeared...

16. What is something that you are truly not good at, though you have tried?
paperwork... bills, filing, etc.

17. Men: On a woman do you prefer a large clit, average or small? Women: Same question for nipples on a man?
Its more so the amount of hair around them, lol

18. If you could have said one sentence to hitler while he was alive what would you have said?
go to hell.. oh wait, you're well on your way already

19. Where were you on September 11, 2001? What were your immediate feelings? Has anything changed about you since that day?
driving to work... OMG, my friends, my family-I hope they are OK... It has made me even more driven to make the most out of life...

20. If you were to buy a puppy today what would you name it and what kind would it most likely be?
besinji... the name would be decided when I knew his personality!

21. What pictures on lit do the least for you? (Not certain people but a certain type)
close ups of genitals
 
again a lot taken from the book of IF)

1. While you are not physically together, Do you tell your lover/crush when you have sex?

If I did, I would but since that isn't going to happen. I can't

2. While you are not physically together, Would it bother you if your lover/crush did have sex?

I would be crushed.

3. Ladies describe what it feels like to the men to have them inside you. Men describe to the ladies what it feels it like and do all women feel different?

Oh damn how do you describe it. Like your whold body is there and being completely comforted. Yes women do feel different.

4. Which feels better anal sex or intercourse?

They both feel great, but I love intercourse more often.

5. Describe your best cyber/phone/chat experience and what made it the best?

One time we did it while we were making love and both came at the same time. I really felt like I was there with her, her body trembling under mine. It was very intense.

6. If you had to describe the perfect face of the opposite sex how would you describe it?

I like dark hair and and golden skin. The eyes though are the most important. Lucky me I have found a lady that has all three. Love ya Amber.

7. If you were going to be executed and could choose the means what would you select?

With my accuser face to face, that way he could look into my eyes and know that I would see him in another life time.

8. If you were given a race horse what would you name it?

Soulmates

9. If your food is bad at a restaurant do you send it back?

Absolutely

10. Are you a good cook? What is your one specialty?

Yes I am. I make a mean red sauce from scratch. A great salmon and anything seafood.

11. If there is a heaven, what is the first thing St Peter will say when you arrive at the pearly gates?

When you started out we all knew you were going straight to hell, but you have really straightened yourself out. Amber is waiting for you right inside of the gates.

You are one lucky man Shawn to have found a woman like that.

12. If you could teach your children, or a child only one lesson in life, what would it be?

To never settle for anything less than complete happiness.

13. What country would you love to visit most besides your own?

I think I'd love to see Ireland the most.

14. If you were going to buy a present for your lover/crush, (and assume you wanted a member of the opposite’s sexes opinion) who from lit would you want to go with you to give their opinion?

Red

15. If your partner had a journal they kept would you read it? Under any circumstances?

No I wouldn't. It would be tempting but those are her thoughts and I'm sure she would tell me most anyway.

16. What is something that you are truly not good at, though you have tried?

Golf.

17. Men: On a woman do you prefer a large clit, average or small? Women: Same question for nipples on a man?

Oh the sized has no bearing to me.

18. If you could have said one sentence to hitler while he was alive what would you have said?

Not sure. What do you really say to a man as you are killing him.

19. Where were you on September 11, 2001? What were your immediate feelings? Has anything changed about you since that day?

I was at home getting ready to go to a job interview. It was tough and didn't really know what to think. No it really hasn't changed anything about me.

20. If you were to buy a puppy today what would you name it and what kind would it most likely be?

I have wanted a Newfie for a while and not sure of the name. I would have to see it first.

21. What pictures on lit do the least for you? (Not certain people but a certain type)

Prolly just the really pornographic ones. I love the B/W ones.
 
SexyAmber said:
(sorry it took so long for me to get more…if anyone has any pretty please feel free to add)

1. In a year do you think you will find yourself on lit..more often, less often or about the same?
maybe the same, maybe less

2. What is your favorite kind of ice cream sundae?
hot fudge

3. What was the most recent sexual thought you had?
his tongue swirling around my clit

4. Anal beads…yes or no?
haven't yet, but would

5. If your lover/crush got online today and told you that they were in your town, would you go and see them?
yes

6. Who do you feel is more brilliant…Shakespeare or Einstein?
Einstein

7. OJ Simpson: Innocent or Guilty?
Guilty

8. How many brothers/sisters do you have? How would they describe you in three words?
2 brothers.

9. There are many ways to keep love alive, what is one you would recommended to keep the spark going over the distance? Honesty and communication

10. Over the next 24 hours how much time do you think you will spend with your lover/crush? How much do you want to if you could? How much of that time will be sexual?
we chat on and off throughout the day, a good portion of it is sexual in nature
 
kikmosa said:
1. If you could give your lover/crush a special gift, what would it be?
Season's tickets for the New England Patriots - and a car so he could get there.

2. What one feature attracts you to a person?
Sense of humour.

3. Men, has there ever been a time when no matter what she does you just can't? Ladies, have you ever been unable to get him going?
If they are overtired or drunk.

4. In three words, using the first three letters of you lover/crush's lit name, describe how he/she make you feel. Describe how you think you make him/her feel using the first three letters of your lit name.
passionate, sexy, excited
frustrated, randy, erect

5. Your lover/crush wants to get your name tattooed on their body. What would you tell them? They want you to do the same. What would you say?
No, I dont' believe in tatooing people's names on your body, unless it's your child

6. What color do you see when you cum?
I dont see colours when I cum.

7. Noisy orgasm or quiet sigh? Men does it make you hotter to hear a woman scream in passion or softly sigh? Ladies, does hearing a man cum loudly turn you on more than a silent explosion?
I do both. Yes, I like it when they make some noise when they cum.

8. Ladies, would you change your hair color to please your man? Men, would you ask them to?
Depends on what colour.

9. Your date gets drunk and starts to grope you in public. Do you:
A. Go with it
B. Try to get them somewhere private
C. Take them home and leave them
D. Walk away and leave them there
A to an extent, but when it gets out of hand then I'd just stop him.

10. What is your favorite sexual position? on hands and knees, being slammed hard from behind
 
SexyAmber said:
(Most of these taken from the book of If2)

1. If you met your lover/crush how long do you think you will kiss for, for your first real kiss before moving on to other sexual acts?
I don't know about a time limit. I like to kiss so hopefully a good while.

2. If you were to choose the breed you would be if you were a dog, which type would best suit you?
Golden retriever

3. If you had to be addicted to one thing, what would it be?
Sex or coffee

4. The first time you look in your lover/crush’s eyes what do you think would be running through your head?
Knowing me? "God I hope I dont let him down this weekend."

5. If you had to name the person you know with the sexiest phone voice, who would win?
Amber.

6. Do you own a gun? If no, do you have a problem living with someone who has one?
I'm iffy on guns but it really depends on who the person is more than anything.

7. If you were to get married, or get married again, what would your dream wedding consist of?
Short ceremony, long party, hot steamy honeymoon, divorce :D

8. If you could describe yourself as a child in one word what would it be?
Skinny

9. If you could fall asleep each night with your head resting upon anything other than your pillow , what would it be?
A warm chest.

10. If you had to name the single physical characteristic about yourself that most resembles your mother or father,what would it be?
my hieght and my eyes

11. If you one a huge lottery tomorrow what are the first three things you would use the money for?
Pay off all my debts and those of friends and family, buy my dream car, take a trip around the world

12. Men: If your lover/crush dressed very crush on a normal basis in public would it bother you? Women: If your lover/crush dressed very sloppy on a normal basis would it bother you?
Sloppy? dirty, yes. I dont' know - define sloppy.

13. If two lit people were to get married, (they don’t have to be existing couples) whose wedding would you most liking go to?
Amber and Shawn's. I'd have to award her the fucktard crown.

14. If you could guarantee one thing about your next trip, what would it be besides arriving safely?
That it be fun, filled with good sex, lots of laughs and leave us both a little happier when it's over.

15. If you had to fight a duel tomorrow at dawn, and you could determine the type of weapons you both use what would they be?
Those little plastic swords that they give you in drinks.

16. If you were to have a baby daughter unexpectedly what would your first choice for a name be? What about for a son?
Sara(h) and Jamie

17. If you could sit and have a beer with three sports figures from any time, who would you pick?
Gordie Howe (I'd have to bring my mom too though), Donovan Bailey, Victor Davis

18. If you would sit and have dinner with three writers from any time, who would you pick?
Stephen King, Leon Uris, Dean Koontz

19. Is personality important to you in a mate?
yes very

20. In person do you think your lover/crush would find you more romantic, less romantic, or about the same as you are here?
I think I am about the same.

21. If you had to rid the earth of one insect what would it be?
cockroaches
 
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Pseudomoniker said:
A Question Set Only For the Females:

1) Rank these in the order that you would prefer:
A. A half-hour long sensual massage with body oil.
B. A half-hour long session of romantic lovemaking.
C. A half-hour of doggie style carnal lusty fucking.
D. A half-hour of nothing but kissing.
E. A half-hour of receiving good constant oral sex.
F. A half-hour of eating a pint of Ben & Jerry's.
G. A half-hour of him sucking and nibbling on your nipples/breasts.

ugh - G, C, E, D, A, B, F
2) What is your favorite chick flick of all time?
Fried green tomatoes or Beaches

3) Would you prefer to see a nude picture of your lover/crush in color or black/white?
B&W - although he's damn sexy in either

4) How much body hair does your ideal man have?
Not overly hairy, I suppose. In actuality it really doesn't matter to me.

5) Do you prefer clean-shaven or facial hair?
Clean shaven

6) Do you prefer to ask your man lots of questions to learn more about him, or answer all his questions so he learns more about you?
I answer better than I ask.

7) Are you more comfortable in a perfectly lit, dimly lit, or totally dark bedroom when engaging in sexual activity?
dimly lit or dark

8) Do you like bald, short hair, medium hair, or long hair on a guy generally?
Short to medium hair. Some guys do look damn sexy bald though.

9) What is the most unusual item you've ever used for sexual stimulation?
candle

10) At what age did you get your first period? Do you remember what you were thinking/feeling when it happened?
11. I dont' remember off hand.

11) Professional sports: An accepted evil, a fun shared activity, or a welcome reprieve from your man?
can be fun shared but it's also a nice man break at times. Unless it's hockey - in which case it's a girls night!

12) If you were to buy a vibrator/toy, do you think you would want it smaller than average, average (around 6 inches), or bigger than average?
Average

13) If you really wanted to be kissed by your lover/crush, but their breath was positively horrible, what would you do?
Give him a peck and then offer him a piece of gum!

14) What height would you most like to be?
5'8"

15) Have you ever actually *felt* someone's cum hitting inside you as he achieved climax? What does it feel like afterwards?
I've felt a warm rush of liquid inside me - feels very nice

16) Do you think it's possible for a woman to physically rape a man?
Yes.

17) What one household chore do you think men should do more often? (I know I'm gonna regret asking that one)
Having never lived with a man, I can't really answer this - I do, however, wish they'd put the fucking seat down though.
 
SexyAmber said:
(again a lot taken from the book of IF)

1. While you are not physically together, Do you tell your lover/crush when you have sex?
If he asked I would. Otherwise there's no need to rub his face in it.

2. While you are not physically together, Would it bother you if your lover/crush did have sex?
Yes probably - cuz I'm a dork

3. Ladies describe what it feels like to the men to have them inside you. Men describe to the ladies what it feels it like and do all women feel different?
warm, full, like little electrical shocks inside

4. Which feels better anal sex or intercourse?
they are so different, it's hard to compare

5. Describe your best cyber/phone/chat experience and what made it the best?
I masturbated on camera while he watched - it was so exciting knowing he was seeing my pleasure.

6. If you had to describe the perfect face of the opposite sex how would you describe it?
Dark eyes, full lips, nice smile

7. If you were going to be executed and could choose the means what would you select?
Lethal injection

8. If you were given a race horse what would you name it?
ugh - I'll get back to you.

9. If your food is bad at a restaurant do you send it back?
Depends how bad it is.

10. Are you a good cook? What is your one specialty?
No. I make a wicked crab dip and a form of spaghetti sauce that's damn good.

11. If there is a heaven, what is the first thing St Peter will say when you arrive at the pearly gates?
Wrong door sweetie, you're in the warm spot.

12. If you could teach your children, or a child only one lesson in life, what would it be?
That what you do as a child/teen really does affect the rest of your life.

13. What country would you love to visit most besides your own?
Ireland

14. If you were going to buy a present for your lover/crush, (and assume you wanted a member of the opposite’s sexes opinion) who from lit would you want to go with you to give their opinion?
Traveller

15. If your partner had a journal they kept would you read it? Under any circumstances?
No.

16. What is something that you are truly not good at, though you have tried?
Golf

17. Men: On a woman do you prefer a large clit, average or small? Women: Same question for nipples on a man?
Average

18. If you could have said one sentence to hitler while he was alive what would you have said?
No really, it is a real shower.

19. Where were you on September 11, 2001? What were your immediate feelings? Has anything changed about you since that day?
At work. Shock, horror, fear, a sense of tremendous insecurity in the safety of our country. I believe that people will do the most extreme things for their own cause.

20. If you were to buy a puppy today what would you name it and what kind would it most likely be?
Golden Retriever.

21. What pictures on lit do the least for you? (Not certain people but a certain type)
Cock shots - and up close pussy shots
 
1. When was the last time you masterbated?

2. If you came home and found you partner having phone sex with someone else what would you do?

3. If you and your crush/lover met in person who do you think would kiss who first?

4. If you were to name the one thing in the past that gave you the strength to leave your lover , what would you say?

5. If you had to make love listening to the same piece of music for the rest of your life , what would you select?

6. If you were to choose the best meal to be eaten right after making love , what would it be?

7. If you had to pick the worst quarrel you ever
had with a lover, what was it about and who was it with?

8. What are you like in the morning when you first wake up?

9. What season most reminds you of your lover/crush?

10. If you had to name a specific period of your life when you were the horniest,when would it be?

11. If you were to give your lover/crush one actual romantic gift today what would it be. (Not a kiss, your heart, etc but something you would have to buy)

12. If you noticed your neighbors having a heated fuck session in their bedroom and you could see it clearly from your window what would you do? Would you tell your lover?

13. If you were to pick the 3 things that always makes you smile , what would it be?

14. If you had to name a smell that always makes you nostalgic , what would it be?

15. When you to the movies..popcorn or no? Where do you usually sit?

16. Do you pee in the shower?

17. If you carved a jack-o-latern today would it have a scary or happy face?

18. Put in order of what you like (male cumming on a woman)
Cum in pussy
cum in mouth
cum on ass
cum on tits
cum on tummy
cum on face
cum in ass
 
1. When was the last time you masterbated?

This morning

2. If you came home and found you partner having phone sex with someone else what would you do?

Be VERY upset. Although I would love to have him call one of those 800 numbers while I was there, thinking she was all sexy and can make anyone cum and suck his cock then ride his cock while she listened and he told her what I was doing. Show her whose really got the game. :)

3. If you and your crush/lover met in person who do you think would kiss who first?

I think he will kiss me

4. If you were to name the one thing in the past that gave you the strength to leave your lover , what would you say?

The hope there was something better out there

5. If you had to make love listening to the same piece of music for the rest of your life , what would you select?

Anything by enigma

6. If you were to choose the best meal to be eaten right after making love , what would it be?

coffee ice cream or cold pizza or even cold KFC if really hungry

7. If you had to pick the worst quarrel you ever
had with a lover, what was it about and who was it with?

My first lover when he cheated on me the first time and I walked in

8. What are you like in the morning when you first wake up?

Cranky and whiney...sometimes realllly bitchy...but if you fuck me real hard when I am it goes away

9. What season most reminds you of your lover/crush?

Autumn...mysterious, unpredictable, romantic and beautiful

10. If you had to name a specific period of your life when you were the horniest,when would it be?

N O W

11. If you were to give your lover/crush one actual romantic gift today what would it be. (Not a kiss, your heart, etc but something you would have to buy)

Get a professional portrait done of me and his daughter in Raven's Jerseys her sitting on my lap in a pile of leaves

12. If you noticed your neighbors having a heated fuck session in their bedroom and you could see it clearly from your window what would you do? Would you tell your lover?

Watch with my mouth open like (holy fuck) then call him over and watch with him..of course that would lead to us being naughty

13. If you were to pick the 3 things that always makes you smile , what would it be?

My nephews, Him and the sound of laughter

14. If you had to name a smell that always makes you nostalgic , what would it be?

Gingerbread reminds me of my grandparents

15. When you to the movies..popcorn or no? Where do you usually sit?

Popcorn always...and usually in the middle center..I am a geek like that

16. Do you pee in the shower?

uh huh sometimes

17. If you carved a jack-o-latern today would it have a scary or happy face?

scary!

18. Put in order of what you like (male cumming on a woman)

1. Cum in pussy ¥ 2. Cum in mouth ¥ 3. Cum in ass ¥ 4. Cum on tits ¥ 5. Cum on ass ¥ 6. Cum on tummy ¥ 7. Cum on face
 
SexyAmber said:
(again a lot taken from the book of IF)

1. While you are not physically together, Do you tell your lover/crush when you have sex?

*If it ever happened I would

2. While you are not physically together, Would it bother you if your lover/crush did have sex?

*no

3. Ladies describe what it feels like to the men to have them inside you. Men describe to the ladies what it feels it like and do all women feel different?

*can't describe it other then it feels great

4. Which feels better anal sex or intercourse?

*depends on what I am in the mood for

5. Describe your best cyber/phone/chat experience and what made it the best?

*can't describe it but it was because of His voice

6. If you had to describe the perfect face of the opposite sex how would you describe it?

*thoughtful eyes and a warm smile

7. If you were going to be executed and could choose the means what would you select?

*ugh...can't I just go in my sleep?

8. If you were given a race horse what would you name it?

*College fund....then hope he wins a lot

9. If your food is bad at a restaurant do you send it back?

*yep

10. Are you a good cook? What is your one specialty?

* I am decent....hmmm, I do a mean red beans and rice

11. If there is a heaven, what is the first thing St Peter will say when you arrive at the pearly gates?

12. If you could teach your children, or a child only one lesson in life, what would it be?

*he can achieve any thing he wants with hard work

13. What country would you love to visit most besides your own?

*Greece

14. If you were going to buy a present for your lover/crush, (and assume you wanted a member of the opposite’s sexes opinion) who from lit would you want to go with you to give their opinion?

*TSN

15. If your partner had a journal they kept would you read it? Under any circumstances?

*nooooooooo

16. What is something that you are truly not good at, though you have tried?

*ironing ;)

17. Men: On a woman do you prefer a large clit, average or small? Women: Same question for nipples on a man?

*never really thought about it

18. If you could have said one sentence to hitler while he was alive what would you have said?

*anything that would have prevented him from rising to power

19. Where were you on September 11, 2001? What were your immediate feelings? Has anything changed about you since that day?

*I was home with my 4 month old son, scared and angry that he wouldn't have a peaceful childhood. I can't look at an airplane without seeing those images in the back of my mind.

20. If you were to buy a puppy today what would you name it and what kind would it most likely be?

*uh, not really a dog person...I would get something cute and friendly and pick out a name that fit his personality.

21. What pictures on lit do the least for you? (Not certain people but a certain type)

*I don't like the ones that are obviously staged

 
1. When was the last time you masterbated?

Last night while looking at the most beautiful thing in the world.

2. If you came home and found you partner having phone sex with someone else what would you do?

Wow, I would be devastated. We would have to sit down and have a long talk to figure out what happened and why she needed someone else to please her. Sincerely though I don't think it would happen.

3. If you and your crush/lover met in person who do you think would kiss who first?

Oh I think it would be a mutual kiss.

4. If you were to name the one thing in the past that gave you the strength to leave your lover , what would you say?

Knowing that she wasn't the one and we would never be truly happy together.

5. If you had to make love listening to the same piece of music for the rest of your life , what would you select?

I would make my own cd containing stuff like Marnin Gaye, Al Green, James Taylor, ect.

6. If you were to choose the best meal to be eaten right after making love , what would it be?

Fresh fruit and feed it to each other with some honey or whipped cream.

7. If you had to pick the worst quarrel you ever
had with a lover, what was it about and who was it with?

Prolly about custody shit with the ex.

8. What are you like in the morning when you first wake up?

Depends on what I'm waking up for. LOL. Most mornings i'm groggy.

9. What season most reminds you of your lover/crush?

Autumn simply cause it's both of our's favorite.

10. If you had to name a specific period of your life when you were the horniest,when would it be?

Every time I talk to Amber and that's the truth. My god what she does to me.

11. If you were to give your lover/crush one actual romantic gift today what would it be. (Not a kiss, your heart, etc but something you would have to buy)

I would buy a single Lily (her favorite flower) and make some coupons up on the puter giving her things like a free bubble bath for two, free full body massage with hot coconut oil, free candle lit dinner for two, free foot massage, ect.

12. If you noticed your neighbors having a heated fuck session in their bedroom and you could see it clearly from your window what would you do? Would you tell your lover?

Oh I would call Amber over to watch and we would prolly end up fucking right there at the window too so they could see as well.

13. If you were to pick the 3 things that always makes you smile , what would it be?

Spending time with my daughter, hearing Ambers voice and whenever I think about meeting Amber.

14. If you had to name a smell that always makes you nostalgic , what would it be?

15. When you to the movies..popcorn or no? Where do you usually sit?

Yes with a little butter. Usually in the back.

16. Do you pee in the shower?

No but I have. While in the Marines I did it if had to share a shower. They say if you urinate on your feet it will prevent or kill athletes foot. Don't know how much truth there is to that but I've never had it. :D

17. If you carved a jack-o-latern today would it have a scary or happy face?

Oh I like scary.

18. Put in order of what you like (male cumming on a woman)
Cum in pussy
cum in mouth
cum in ass
cum on tummy
cum on tits
cum on ass
cum on face
 
SexyAmber said:
1. When was the last time you masterbated?

*Night before last

2. If you came home and found you partner having phone sex with someone else what would you do?

*I'd make some noise so that he would know that I was home and that I knew what he was up to. The we would talk about it I am sure.

3. If you and your crush/lover met in person who do you think would kiss who first?

*it would be mutual

4. If you were to name the one thing in the past that gave you the strength to leave your lover , what would you say?

*I'll let you know if it happens

5. If you had to make love listening to the same piece of music for the rest of your life , what would you select?

*something very soft that wouldnt distract me

6. If you were to choose the best meal to be eaten right after making love , what would it be?

*finger food or leftovers (who wants to cook after that?)

7. If you had to pick the worst quarrel you ever
had with a lover, what was it about and who was it with?

*god, pick one of the fights I have had with Hubby

8. What are you like in the morning when you first wake up?

*dopey and grumpy

9. What season most reminds you of your lover/crush?

*fall

10. If you had to name a specific period of your life when you were the horniest,when would it be?

*when I was pregnant, no question

11. If you were to give your lover/crush one actual romantic gift today what would it be. (Not a kiss, your heart, etc but something you would have to buy)

*a rose

12. If you noticed your neighbors having a heated fuck session in their bedroom and you could see it clearly from your window what would you do? Would you tell your lover?

*watch, hell ya

13. If you were to pick the 3 things that always makes you smile , what would it be?

*my son, Him, my students when I was teaching

14. If you had to name a smell that always makes you nostalgic , what would it be?

*cologne that a friend of mine used to wear

15. When you to the movies..popcorn or no? Where do you usually sit?

*yes, in the back in the middle (better sound)

16. Do you pee in the shower?

*I have

17. If you carved a jack-o-latern today would it have a scary or happy face?

*goofy face

18. Put in order of what you like (male cumming on a woman)
Cum in pussy 1
cum in mouth 2
cum on ass 3
cum on tits 3
cum on tummy 3
cum on face 4
cum in ass 2
 
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