another stupid question

[Handley_Page]

With one bound he was by her side.
Nora could feel his hot breath on her neck as he tore the thin silk from her. . . .

[ from Peter Sellers ]

 

[Tio_Narratore]

WRITING about sex is boring. Ok, look. How many ways to fuck ar there? Standing up. Cowgirl, Missionary, Doggy, Side Saddle, etc. Once you've written all of them, what else is there? That's the point where you turn to the other elements of a story like plot, character development, story structure and those things that make a story readable. Then you find out which is more important - writing a good story or writing sex.

Well, there's the 169 ways everybody knows, then the 13 known only to the Emperor, and, of course, the one way even the Emperor doesn't know...and that's only one cultural tradition. Has anybody other than myself written of the Viennese Oyster here? There's a lot of fun to be had in getting the couple (or whatever) to those positions, though.

(Perhaps it's time for me to offer my Anthropology of Sex course again...).

 

[40Eamy]

Well, there's the 169 ways everybody knows, then the 13 known only to the Emperor, and, of course, the one way even the Emperor doesn't know...and that's only one cultural tradition. Has anybody other than myself written of the Viennese Oyster here? There's a lot of fun to be had in getting the couple (or whatever) to those positions, though.

(Perhaps it's time for me to offer my Anthropology of Sex course again...).

*puts her name down for the course*

 

[Tio_Narratore]

*puts her name down for the course*

You're enrolled, but the Dean says I must advise all students that the course includes Library, Lab, and Field Research Projects.

 

[40Eamy]

You're enrolled, but the Dean says I must advise all students that the course includes Library, Lab, and Field Research Projects.

Sounds like fun.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Sounds like fun.

You'd be delighted with some of the field studies my students did!

 

[40Eamy]

You'd be delighted with some of the field studies my students did!

hmm, what kind of field studies?

 

[Handley_Page]

hmm, what kind of field studies?

Erm. . . eating oysters ?

 

[oggbashan]

Erm. . . eating oysters ?

The effect of eating oysters is all in the mind - but then so is much sex.

Og

 

[lance gt]

Ahhh, but shucking her bi-valvian shells to partake of the pearled treasure within, is an epicurian delight, best savoured slowly. Yes.

 

[40Eamy]

i don't like oysters, chocolate, on the other had, i will eat .

 

[lance gt]

i don't like oysters, chocolate, on the other had, i will eat .

And what do you like to have chocolate on? What joys would you like to share with us, on how you would like to enjoy having chocolate.

 

[40Eamy]

And what do you like to have chocolate on? What joys would you like to share with us, on how you would like to enjoy having chocolate.

Well, iv thought about this alot. iv always wanted to have warm body chocolate eaten off of me

 

[lance gt]

Well, iv thought about this alot. iv always wanted to have warm body chocolate eaten off of me

Would you enjoy a group of hungry mouths devouring your body all at once? Having your whole body bathed with licking tongues, sampling your sweet ambrosia as well?

 

[40Eamy]

Would you enjoy a group of hungry mouths devouring your body all at once? Having your whole body bathed with licking tongues, sampling your sweet ambrosia as well?

ahhh thats a tough question. in my mind, yes. hehe that would be my biggest fantasy, but i don't think i would ever do it.

 

[lance gt]

ahhh thats a tough question. in my mind, yes. hehe that would be my biggest fantasy, but i don't think i would ever do it.

Did you ever think you'd be doing what you're doing now? Indulge your fantasies. Allow them to be enjoyed and not just desired. Imagine yourself on a table with a dozen tongues and lips savouring you, pleasuring your entire body like that. Almost makes you want to cum, doesn't it?

 

[Jenny_Jackson]

Fantasy: A donkey, a flying trapeze, a tennis racket and a bucket from KFC. You figure it out.

 

[40Eamy]

Did you ever think you'd be doing what you're doing now? Indulge your fantasies. Allow them to be enjoyed and not just desired. Imagine yourself on a table with a dozen tongues and lips savouring you, pleasuring your entire body like that. Almost makes you want to cum, doesn't it?

No, lol, i didn't. and i do indulge the fantasy and yes it does.

 

[lance gt]

No, lol, i didn't. and i do indulge the fantasy and yes it does.

So there's nothing to stop you from you from letting yourself go and partaking in all there is to enjoy. You are a treat Amy, a precious treat indeed.

 

[40Eamy]

So there's nothing to stop you from you from letting yourself go and partaking in all there is to enjoy. You are a treat Amy, a precious treat indeed.

to be honest i don't have the physical desire to do it, it simply turns me on and i enjoy the fantasy, and so does hubby lol.