Another late night shopping spree

[A Desert Rose]

It is payday again and time for another late night shopping spree at my local adult toy store.

Partly, this was a neccessity. I have now lost the same vibrator, somewhere in my house, not once but twice. After a long question and answer period with my dear friend, DVS who made a very valient effort to help me figure out where I could have lost this thing... I gave up.

It's really a nothing vibrator... a little $10 thing but I have grown attached to it and have purchased it 3 times now. I know that after I wash it, I put it somewhere "really smart" and then forget where that smart place is. One day, I will be going through a bag of my crocheting or my knitting and eureka! there one of those lost vibs will be... I just know it.

But before I left for the store, I mentioned to Des that I wanted to buy one of those butterfly things. She said that I should find a Venus Penis. She said that Shadowsdream mentioned this thing a while back and that Des loves hers. And she said it had an "added bonus." That, of course sent us on our own "But wait!!! There's more" routine. Kinda like instead of Ron Popiel's Pocket Fisherman, it would be his pocket rocket with free ginzo knives.

Des didn't remember that this is a pricey little gadget... $50. But this is way cool because it's a wireless remote control!!! With a range of like 20 feet or so the sales girl told me.

I will take a pic and post it later tonight. This might be the best investment I've made in some time. I know a gentleman or 2 who might very well think so.

 

[catalina_francisco]

You are so delightfully naughty!!

Catalina

 

[A Desert Rose]

You are so delightfully naughty!!

Catalina

LOL you know.... I just love toys.

And it's all Des' fault. She's got all the good stuff. I told her tonight that I want to come play at her house.

 

[BlueSugar]

I the play by play type speach.

They reciently remodeled my favorite toystore for the better ... and between babeland and mypleasure, I've found some pretty reasonably priced wireless gadgets.

I've also found a tiny little thing with a couple of attachments costing over $200 ... the thing better do my laundry and cook me dinner for that price.

I've seen ones with the added bonus, but I'm not sure what I think about them - please, plus pictures include what you think about it Other pervs need to know!

 

[A Desert Rose]

I the play by play type speach.

They reciently remodeled my favorite toystore for the better ... and between babeland and mypleasure, I've found some pretty reasonably priced wireless gadgets.

I've also found a tiny little thing with a couple of attachments costing over $200 ... the thing better do my laundry and cook me dinner for that price.

I've seen ones with the added bonus, but I'm not sure what I think about them - please, plus pictures include what you think about it Other pervs need to know!

You betcha I will!!

Soon as my daughter (who I believe is the same age as you, doll and has no real idea what a pervy mom she has and I like it that way lol) goes to sleep I will try it out and review it and snap some shots of it for you. ;-)

 

[cellis]

You betcha I will!!

Soon as my daughter (who I believe is the same age as you, doll and has no real idea what a pervy mom she has and I like it that way lol) goes to sleep I will try it out and review it and snap some shots of it for you. ;-)

Well I am waiting for the product reviews!

That is one of the few toys I don't have.....

Hmmmm I might have to look into getting one....

I wonder if they have it on ebay?

 

[Bandit58]

Here's a link to a thread Master started, about the toys we recently got.

Toys of choice

I've done one product review, still have to add the others, but feel free to add anything if you'd like (always interested in new toys, not having had much experience with them!)

 

[A Desert Rose]

Thank you, Bandit. I will critique and add to your thread, too.

It has straps that go around the hips and both thighs.

Here's a picture of mine...

 

[A Desert Rose]

The VenusPenis... overall, I like it.

It's a little stiff between the legs and takes a little adjusting to get used to walking normally with it in. Could be a little bit longer from front to back but again, a little adjusting makes it work for me. It could also have a bit more powerful vib to it, for my tastes, anyway. The belts fit well and hold it in place very well. I had some trouble finding a comfortable position to sit in and again, took some adjusting. Reclining or standing upright were the most comfortable positions for me.

And the wireless remote? What can I say? The possiblities of that feature are just marvelous!

Definately was not a waste of money. ;-)


Des... you and Shadowsdream know your stuff!!! Thank you!!

 

[Desdemona]

Thank you, Bandit. I will critique and add to your thread, too.

It has straps that go around the hips and both thighs.

Here's a picture of mine...

Hey, mine is pink. It's a fun little toy.



But wait..... there's more! The wireless remote is the added bonus. Just set it and forget it! (just don't forget where you put the wireless remote)..... ROTFL

 

[WriterDom]

I see you are feeling a lot better

 

[Netzach]

The VenusPenis... overall, I like it.

It's a little stiff between the legs and takes a little adjusting to get used to walking normally with it in. Could be a little bit longer from front to back but again, a little adjusting makes it work for me. It could also have a bit more powerful vib to it, for my tastes, anyway. The belts fit well and hold it in place very well. I had some trouble finding a comfortable position to sit in and again, took some adjusting. Reclining or standing upright were the most comfortable positions for me.

And the wireless remote? What can I say? The possiblities of that feature are just marvelous!

Definately was not a waste of money. ;-)


Des... you and Shadowsdream know your stuff!!! Thank you!!

ladies....
Could one possibly be utilized in an ...anal capacity?

Dying to know -

Netz.

 

[A Desert Rose]

ladies....
Could one possibly be utilized in an ...anal capacity?

Dying to know -

Netz.

Yes, I think it could be. It would require a little different adjusting and I'm not sure if it would stay in place as well for someone walking or standing upright, but it could be done.


And yes, WD doll, I am feeling better now.

 

[BlueSugar]

Thank you, Bandit. I will critique and add to your thread, too.

It has straps that go around the hips and both thighs.

Here's a picture of mine...

Lovely looking, sounds good too.
I owned a butteryfly/ladybug whathaveyou ... same design minus the wireless ability and it didn't have the insert... so just the straps were the same (hah)

I loved it, and then it died, wire breakage, couldn't repair it ::sigh:: but it lasted a bit of time. I think the next thing M and I buy is going to be wireless bc I'm tired of the wires getting weak and breaking.

I remember it being annoying until I learned how to sit and walk with it, it does take some getting used to.

and as far as yours go, for anal ... maybe just strapping it in backwards would help a bit.

 

[Aeroil]

oooh, you are all making me so jealous, I wish I could get the nerve up to just buy a toy of my own..... being shy is no fun at all.

 

[Bandit58]

oooh, you are all making me so jealous, I wish I could get the nerve up to just buy a toy of my own..... being shy is no fun at all.

I've been in a sex shop a total of one time, and that was Master trying to make me blush (He succeeded ). I bought my first vibe online and the toys we got recently were from a Lit friend's site in Australia. No one needs to know who you are when you are buying toys

 

[Aeroil]

well unfourtunately when you're still living at home it makes ordering things online difficult .....I hate being 18

 

[BlueSugar]

well unfourtunately when you're still living at home it makes ordering things online difficult .....I hate being 18

P.O boxes are cheap. If you get one for yourself you can get all kinds of mail and no one would ever know

 

[Aeroil]

err, I'm gonna hafta ask you what PO boxes are because I've never heard of em

 

[Kajira Callista]

err, I'm gonna hafta ask you what PO boxes are because I've never heard of em

post office box

 

[BlueSugar]

post office box

Go down to your post office and ask the guy behind the desk for a Post Office box form (PO box) .. fill it out, and after that .. you pay for however long you want it for, say 2 months. They give you a key and tada ... your very own 'private' mailbox. Just type/write the PO address whenever you order something and it'll stay there till you pick it up.

When you get the package there will be a letter in your box and you can bring it inside the office and you trade the letter for the box.

 

[DVS]

Well, I'm glad my investigative powers didn't fall on deaf ears, ADR, but it does still bother me that you didn't lose just one of these things, but two!

And, I wouldn't be so concerned that you find one in your knitting some day, but your daughter could find one in your knitting one day. I guess you could tell her it's just one of the cat's toys.

As for the pick of the new varmit you've purchased, a white background would have worked much better, I think. All I could make out was a bunch of wires and a pile of something else. I did see the remote though. That "wireless" addition could be very interesting, I agree.

Being male, I like gadgets and especially those that make a female sub squirm and wiggle. Are there adjustments, or is it just an on and off switch.

You know, I have the ability to make adjustments on it, perhaps. I pride myself to be somewhat like the Home Improvement type of guy. Maybe a turbo button would be a good idea...?

And, what precautions are you going to take so you don't misplace this little jewel in the same way you have the others?

Oh, and one last little question. All of these motorized, vibrating, twisting, turning, throbing devices that are available to the women out there. You know, they can be addictive.

In fact, anything used, long term, will tend to become normal after a while. How do you think a good stiff cock connected to a human male is ever going to compete with such technology?

OK, the male tongue is difficult to reproduce, and the male Dom's mind can't be duplicated by a battery operated gizmo, so there's still hope.

And, just think of the options at hand, if you are tied down (nekid of course), and he has all of these fancy probing things to use on you. Talk about some squirmin' and twistin'!

 

[Aeroil]

Go down to your post office and ask the guy behind the desk for a Post Office box form (PO box) .. fill it out, and after that .. you pay for however long you want it for, say 2 months. They give you a key and tada ... your very own 'private' mailbox. Just type/write the PO address whenever you order something and it'll stay there till you pick it up.

When you get the package there will be a letter in your box and you can bring it inside the office and you trade the letter for the box.

haha....wow does that sound elaborate, I think I'll just be patient and wait until I can get my own place, which is as soon as possible

 

[DVS]

haha....wow does that sound elaborate, I think I'll just be patient and wait until I can get my own place, which is as soon as possible

Well, if you're prone to embarassment, you do have to ask for any packages delivered to your P.O. Box, and the desk clerk hands you a package from TheBlueGodess.com or maybe Didlos Are Us or perhaps Biggens For You or Dongs and Battery Running Gizmos.

Yes, I know they are now sent in plain brown wrappers, but don't think the mailman doesn't know when you have that knowing smile on your face, thinking of what's in the package and what you will be doing with it when you get home.

Think of all the other ladies who do the same thing and purchase the same items (especially if they're on ADR's buying list), and that same clerk sees them all.

Now, if you really want to get that clerk to smiling...ask him where the nearest store you can buy batteries could be.

 

[Netzach]

In fact, anything used, long term, will tend to become normal after a while. How do you think a good stiff cock connected to a human male is ever going to compete with such technology?

Very very poorly, like 2.5.

I fail to see this as problematic LOL.