Another late night shopping spree

well if I was a girl it would probably be a lot more understandable buying a dildo, but being a guy that makes it a bit strange, not to mention horribly embarassing.
 
Aeroil said:
well if I was a girl it would probably be a lot more understandable buying a dildo, but being a guy that makes it a bit strange, not to mention horribly embarassing.
That's because you think they know what you're going to use it for.

Act like you are a big Dom and you have a female sub tied up back home waiting to be used.
 
DVS said:
That's because you think they know what you're going to use it for.

Act like you are a big Dom and you have a female sub tied up back home waiting to be used.
hehehe, if you ever saw a pic of me then you'd know I could never pass for a dom, at least not from a vanilla's viewpoint, I actually look like quite a geek :)
 
DVS said:
Think of all the other ladies who do the same thing and purchase the same items (especially if they're on ADR's buying list), and that same clerk sees them all.



I know the UPS guy is dying to ask.


Aeroil, look at it this way, you'd be living a life that so many very repressed people only dream about. You should pity them, not fear them.

Even if you don't order anything right away, getting a P.O. Box might be somewhat empowering.
 
Aeroil said:
hehehe, if you ever saw a pic of me then you'd know I could never pass for a dom, at least not from a vanilla's viewpoint, I actually look like quite a geek :)
A Dom isn't that much in the size of the body...I'm no bulging muscle bound Dom. I'm also going bald. But I know how to do the job. Control is all in the mind. :D Just be confident.
 
Silverlily said:
I know the UPS guy is dying to ask.


Aeroil, look at it this way, you'd be living a life that so many very repressed people only dream about. You should pity them, not fear them.

Even if you don't order anything right away, getting a P.O. Box might be somewhat empowering.
yes I know it's simple and by all logic there's nothing stopping me and there's no reason to be embarassed etc etc....... thing is, knowing about a problem and being able to do something about it are two different things :( And I pity a lot of people, to the point where I've been virtually numbed to it, which is sad in itself, I guess. Ah, well, let's not get into that, I'll probably be able to buy myself a toy one day, but now's now the time I think.
 
DVS said:
A Dom isn't that much in the size of the body...I'm no bulging muscle bound Dom. I'm also going bald. But I know how to do the job. Control is all in the mind. :D Just be confident.
yes, I know lol :) I have a lot of confidence in quite a few areas but interacting with people isn't one of them, I can guarantee you I'd get nervous and I'd start studdering. Yes, I studder when I get nervous, makes bluffing very difficult lol.
 
Aeroil said:
Ah, well, let's not get into that, I'll probably be able to buy myself a toy one day, but now's now the time I think.



You know yourself best. Your time will come. :rose:
 
Silverlily said:
You know yourself best. Your time will come. :rose:
hehehe, yes you're right, let's get back on topic shall we? this isn't the "let's talk about Aeroil's problems" thread ;)
c'mon girls, let's hear about some of your toys
 
DVS said:


Yes, I know they are now sent in plain brown wrappers, but don't think the mailman doesn't know when you have that knowing smile on your face, thinking of what's in the package and what you will be doing with it when you get home.

Think of all the other ladies who do the same thing and purchase the same items (especially if they're on ADR's buying list), and that same clerk sees them all.

Now, if you really want to get that clerk to smiling...ask him where the nearest store you can buy batteries could be.


You are one evil person with your mind games!

I like you.
 
BlueSugar said:
You are one evil person with your mind games!

I like you.
Why thank you. :D That's one reason I picked the nick DVS! If fits.

I hope you aren't really blue, though. Now the sugar part...that's gotta be true.
 
DVS said:
Why thank you. :D That's one reason I picked the nick DVS! If fits.

I hope you aren't really blue, though. Now the sugar part...that's gotta be true.

I have my down moments, but really I like the color and its deviations, the music isn't half bad either. As far as sugar goes - I suppose that depends on my mood as well ;)
 
BlueSugar said:
I have my down moments, but really I like the color and its deviations, the music isn't half bad either. As far as sugar goes - I suppose that depends on my mood as well ;)
You know, I didn't think about blue in that context. Cool. And, don't forget blue movies. :D
 
still waiting for you to late night shop at my store.





A Desert Rose said:
It is payday again and time for another late night shopping spree at my local adult toy store.

Partly, this was a neccessity. I have now lost the same vibrator, somewhere in my house, not once but twice. After a long question and answer period with my dear friend, DVS who made a very valient effort to help me figure out where I could have lost this thing... I gave up.

It's really a nothing vibrator... a little $10 thing but I have grown attached to it and have purchased it 3 times now. I know that after I wash it, I put it somewhere "really smart" and then forget where that smart place is. One day, I will be going through a bag of my crocheting or my knitting and eureka! there one of those lost vibs will be... I just know it.

But before I left for the store, I mentioned to Des that I wanted to buy one of those butterfly things. She said that I should find a Venus Penis. She said that Shadowsdream mentioned this thing a while back and that Des loves hers. And she said it had


an "added bonus." That, of course sent us on our own "But wait!!! There's more" routine. Kinda like instead of Ron Popiel's Pocket Fisherman, it would be his pocket rocket with free ginzo knives.

Des didn't remember that this is a pricey little gadget... $50. But this is way cool because it's a wireless remote control!!! With a range of like 20 feet or so the sales girl told me.

I will take a pic and post it later tonight. This might be the best investment I've made in some time. I know a gentleman or 2 who might very well think so.
:D :D
 
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lorddragonwolf said:
still waiting for you to late night shop at my store.

:D :D

Oh my... Where have you been, dolly? I've sure missed you.

I bet there's a lot of great late night shopping in your store. ;-D
 
Dontcha love what photoshop and your face can make?

aaaaahahhahahaha.

I do have such fun with it!
 
WriterDom said:
Yeah, they are great. I think it is time for some new ones though. :)
You have something in mind that you'd like to see my face in, dolly?

I'm open for suggestions....:kiss:
 
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A Desert Rose said:
Oh my... Where have you been, dolly? I've sure missed you.

I bet there's a lot of great late night shopping in your store. ;-D


sure is great thing working at a store near a college is you get to see all the sexy gals coming in to shop in nighties.



been without the internet and it was driving me crazy. glade to see my favorite slalkee/stalker is still around.
 
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