Announcements Litsters Will Love

[VoraciousValue]

The purpose of this thread should be self-explanatory--come up with an announcement that our fellow Litizens will absolutely love! For example:

WET T-SHIRT CONTEST IN FIVE MINUTES!

 

[VoraciousValue]

HOOKERS AND BLOW AVAILABLE NOW!!

 

[Mrtenant]

BIG DICKS AND FACE SLAPPING ....JUST IN TIME FOR THE HOLIDAYS

 

[BeckyJones]

IT'S ANAL THURSDAY

 

[ydahecnot]

FREE PINEAPPLE PIZZA FOR EVERYONE!
PINEAPPLE PIZZA IS FOREVER BANNED!

This should cover everyone

 

[VoraciousValue]

GLORY HOLE NOW OPEN!!

 

[Apisto42]

GLORY HOLE NOW OPEN!!

*step stools now available for the vertically challenged.” mgmt

 

[cdstefi]

SOMEBODY TALKED ABOUT SEX ON THE POLITICS BOARD!

 

[ydahecnot]

YOUNG WOMAN WANTS TO TEXT OLDER MEN

 

[VoraciousValue]

HORNY WOMEN IN YOUR AREA LOOKING TO MEET MEN! NO--FOR REALZ!!

 

[NiceSlice]

ANNUAL MEETING OF “WOMEN CRAVING SOFT COCK” SCHEDULED IN JUNE

 

[LoveLiving]

ANNUAL MEETING OF “WOMEN CRAVING SOFT COCK” SCHEDULED IN JUNE

Sounds interesting. Do these women take care of the soft cocks and turn them into rock hard statues? Are men invited to participate?

 

[Taegul]

TAEGUL'S TOE FUNGUS ONLYFANS IS NOW FREE FOR ALL!

I may not have this thread's concept down 100%.