Annonymous

[SweetWitch]

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hi dummyies,

you is funny. when you learns new plots. oh poor littel ugly girl. your story so selly and who you steels plots from maybe soon you write good storyies. you shut yup. maybees you learn more better spells soon.

I think I touched a nerve... LOL

Who does he think he think he's fooling? Oh, wait. I forgot. That's how he really writes.

Too funny.

 

[Boxlicker101]

Here is a fine piece of correspondence I just received:

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you rootee tootie sillys old guy. you is rude, preverta and stoopid. Geeoosh, dum dum dummy you is big fat old whiney baby that is you

In response to a well thought out, intelligent argument like that, I don't know quite what to say.

 

[SweetWitch]

Here is a fine piece of correspondence I just received:

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you rootee tootie sillys old guy. you is rude, preverta and stoopid. Geeoosh, dum dum dummy you is big fat old whiney baby that is you

In response to a well thought out, intelligent argument like that, I don't know quite what to say.

He sure is making the rounds today...

 

[Boxlicker101]

A while ago, I received this PC. I thought little of it at the time but now I wonder if it might be part of this same pattern. The syntax seems the same, but it might just be two persons who are illiterate in the same way. It was a lesbian story, by the way.

AAwwwkk!
05/23/07 By: Anonymous in USA
Can't you write about anything but eating pussy? Some of us don't get off on that messy degrading experience. Mr. Boxslicker I not too much like this silly story.

 

[SweetWitch]

A while ago, I received this PC. I thought little of it at the time but now I wonder if it might be part of this same pattern. The syntax seems the same, but it might just be two persons who are illiterate in the same way. It was a lesbian story, by the way.

AAwwwkk!
05/23/07 By: Anonymous in USA
Can't you write about anything but eating pussy? Some of us don't get off on that messy degrading experience. Mr. Boxslicker I not too much like this silly story.

Funny how the first two sentences seem almost normal, then he launches into the gibberish at the end. Almost like he forgot what his aim was.

 

[Anonymuse]

A while ago, I received this PC. I thought little of it at the time but now I wonder if it might be part of this same pattern. The syntax seems the same, but it might just be two persons who are illiterate in the same way. It was a lesbian story, by the way.

AAwwwkk!
05/23/07 By: Anonymous in USA
Can't you write about anything but eating pussy? Some of us don't get off on that messy degrading experience. Mr. Boxslicker I not too much like this silly story.

Now why would anyone complain about that?

 

[NoJo]

Now why would anyone complain about that?

Nice screen name

 

[flavortang]

I had one anonymous person comment that it was compltely unrealistic for my main male character to have seven orgasms in one night while making love to his girlfriend. I was thinking to myself. "For you, maybe." I love how people inadvertently admit their deficiencies like that.

 

[Anonymuse]

Nice screen name

Thanks, Joe.

 

[Boxlicker101]

Quote:
Originally Posted by Boxlicker101
A while ago, I received this PC. I thought little of it at the time but now I wonder if it might be part of this same pattern. The syntax seems the same, but it might just be two persons who are illiterate in the same way. It was a lesbian story, by the way.

AAwwwkk!
05/23/07 By: Anonymous in USA
Can't you write about anything but eating pussy? Some of us don't get off on that messy degrading experience. Mr. Boxslicker I not too much like this silly story.

Now why would anyone complain about that?

Well, I can't imagine why anybody would. Especially, I can't imagine anybody reading a lesbian story and complaining about the women in the story eating each other's pussies.

ETA: To repeat what has been said, nice handle.

 

[SweetWitch]

Now why would anyone complain about that?

*Snort*

Ditto...

 

[MarshAlien]

This week's:

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you is much conceit no one have time to read your silly drivel we should stop
and read all you stories in dreams girlie guy get over yourself marshsmelly

Last week's:

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You'all shore likes to suck up. Is you as boring in person as your stories is?
Write interesting stuff next times.

 

[rgraham666]

Got another one.

youse sure have weirt opinions. maybe you is a profit or somethings. you funny little canada dry boy. you give much wisdoms and tell all. you write soon more storyies. Your books will seells like hotcakes a dollar ah stacks.

http://bestsmileys.com/lol/1.gif

 

[MarshAlien]

We need to have a contest for stories - excuse me, storyies - using only the words in his e-mails.

 

[MarshAlien]

OK, now I'm getting anonymous e-mails in response to my postings in the AH:

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you write stupid storyies. you not spell story write. you spell stories you
learn spell storyies better. how you write storyies when spell you cannot. why
ignorant you critise me you learn spell ok. hints start small at it tit bit oh
know.,. clit

So. It's one of you, is it? Ah, but the strawberries, that's where I had them, they laughed at me and made jokes... Paranoid? Where? I don't even see one, let alone a pair.

 

[tickledkitty]

get over yourself marshsmelly

*snort*

 

[MarshAlien]

get over yourself marshsmelly

*snort*

AHA! I knew you would return to the scene of the crime. J'adoube! No, wait. That's what you say in chess, or when you see a really hot chick and you get caught out of place, so to speak.

J'accuse! That's it! You have the strawberries, don't you?

 

[CeriseNoire]

Got another one.



http://bestsmileys.com/lol/1.gif

Hehe. 'canada dry boy'. That just made me chuckle.

 

[tickledkitty]

AHA! I knew you would return to the scene of the crime. J'adoube! No, wait. That's what you say in chess, or when you see a really hot chick and you get caught out of place, so to speak.

J'accuse! That's it! You have the strawberries, don't you?

Je t'aime, mon cher Marshmelly.

 

[cloudy]

I feel so left out.

 

[Stella_Omega]

I think I touched a nerve... LOL

Who does he think he think he's fooling? Oh, wait. I forgot. That's how he really writes.

Too funny.

No, it's not. Someone fairly literate is writing those; to substitute an "e" for the "i" in "Selly" isn't the work of a bad speller, or typist. Nor would an illiterate go through the trouble of writing "stoopit" for "stupid", nor would the pun "Spell stories write" occur to someone who can't spell....

 

[CeriseNoire]

No, it's not. Someone fairly literate is writing those; to substitute an "e" for the "i" in "Selly" isn't the work of a bad speller, or typist. Nor would an illiterate go through the trouble of writing "stoopit" for "stupid", nor would the pun "Spell stories write" occur to someone who can't spell....

I agree. It all seems much too deliberate. I've graded my share of poorly spelled papers, and those messages don't ring true.

 

[rgraham666]

No, it's not. Someone fairly literate is writing those; to substitute an "e" for the "i" in "Selly" isn't the work of a bad speller, or typist. Nor would an illiterate go through the trouble of writing "stoopit" for "stupid", nor would the pun "Spell stories write" occur to someone who can't spell....

Don't care. Whoever he is, he's amusing the hell out of me.

 

[Boxlicker101]

No, it's not. Someone fairly literate is writing those; to substitute an "e" for the "i" in "Selly" isn't the work of a bad speller, or typist. Nor would an illiterate go through the trouble of writing "stoopit" for "stupid", nor would the pun "Spell stories write" occur to someone who can't spell....

I am inclined to agree, although a common typo is mixing up "e" and "i", which are struck with the middle fingers of the opposite hands. He spelled and used "conceit" and "drivel" correctly, and I can't believe somebody would be so bad with syntax or to have such baqd grammar as to say "you is". He might be trying to imitate Yoda. Also, sometimes "stories" is spelled with a "y" in there, and sometimes not.

 

[Boxlicker101]

To change the subject a bit, here is a PC I just received on "Jenny's Hot Ass".
DISGUSTING
07/09/07 By: Anonymous
WHAT WAS THE MATTER WITH HER MINGE,HAD IT BEEN USED A LOT SO IT WAS LIKE A SUBWAY TUNNEL?

I don't know what "her minge" is, but I suppose it is her pussy. No, she just prefers to take it in the ass.

Oddly enough, the thermometer on this one said 100%.