and what would you like to bet...

[rae121452]

that the entire time he was posting on the general board?

from reuters:


The longest toilet break? Belgian sits for five days in bid for record
Fri, 12 Jul 2019 11:59:21 -0400
A Belgian man sat on a toilet for nearly five days this week in a bid to set a world record....

 

[pantalaimonlyra]

My hips hurt just reading that.

 

[Kantarii]

That’s something I will never try.

 

[CandiCame]

Mine's actually worse. Just about the only time I post on Lit is when I'm smoking. Think about that.

I'm gonna die horribly.

 

[Saint Peter]

*courtesy flush*

 

[Biggs_Darklighter]

I bet he's got killer hemorrhoids now.

 

[jaF0]

I'm guessing Candi and Kant were taking turns doing lap dances for him.

 

[Biggs_Darklighter]

I'm guessing Candi and Kant were taking turns doing lap dances for him.

Well there's a visual I didn't need.

 

[Ovidius]

Walloon or Flemish? I want to know which cuisine to avoid.