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Nighthunter

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Just when you thought you knew everything...

1. In many states the highway patrol carries two gallons of Coke in the trunk to remove blood from the highway after a car accident

2. you can put a T-bone steak in a bowl of coke and it will be gone in two days.

3. to clean a toilet: pour a can of coco-cola into the toilet bowl.. let 'the real thing' sit for one hour, then flush clean.

4.the citric acid in coke removes stains from Viteous china.

5.to remove rust spots from crome bumpers: Rub the bumper with a crumpled up peice of reynolds wrap aluminium foil dipped in Cola-Cola.

6. To clean corrosion from car battery terminals: pour a can of Coca-Cola over the terminals to bubble away the corrosion.

7.to loosen a rusted bolt: Apply a colth soaked in Coke to the rusted bolt for several minutes.

8. to bake a moisted ham: Empty a can of Coke into the baking pan, wrap the ham iin aluminium foil and bake. theirty minutes before the ham is finished, remove the foil allowing the drippings to mix witht he Coke for a sumptous brown gravy.

9. To remove grease from clothes: empty a can of Coke into a load of greasy clothes, add detergent, and run through a regular cycle. The coke will loosen grease stains. it will also clean road haze from your windshield.

FYI:

1. The active ingrediant in coke is phosphoric acid. it's Ph is 2.8. it will dissolve a nail in about 4 days.

2. To carry Coca Cola syrup (the concentrate) the commerical truck must use the hazardous material place cards reserved for highly corrosive materials.

3. the distributors of Coke have been using it to clean the engines of their trucks for about 20 years!

scary huh?? and to think some of us drink this stuff every day!

:eek:
 
Nighthunter said:
scary huh??
:eek:




Not really, flouride is also toxic in the right amounts, yet everyday, twice, we willingly put it in our mouths.
 
true, but that about the corrosive placard on the truck got me, bad wreck and have that wash over you :(
 
and we thought the cocaine in coke was bad eh?

:p
 
I imagine it would be no worse than a sunburn.

Sadly, everything has had to be dumbed down to the minutia. Yet only in some markets (you know, those with fewer lobbyists). Think about it, gasoline fumes can cause reproduction problems in males.
 
Moridin187 said:


Not to mention divots and holes in your brain...


Ooooh, somebody who knows his HAZMAT. Very true, so maybe those reproduction problems are a good thing?
 
Nighthunter said:


6. To clean corrosion from car battery terminals: pour a can of Coca-Cola over the terminals to bubble away the corrosion.

7.to loosen a rusted bolt: Apply a colth soaked in Coke to the rusted bolt for several minutes.


Those two have saved my ass many times. That thing about cleaning blood off the highways is a new one to me. Ew.

Coke is mult-functional, you gotta love it.;)
 
Sorry.. I recently wound up watching one of those damnable drug awareness movies that centered on huffing....

I honestly don't think huffing is a bad thing. If you're stupid enough to inhale paint fumes, it's better that you die so you don't add your idiot spawn into our gene pool
 
Rubyfruit said:
Most of those are urban legends.

thanks for pointing that out Ruby. I can honestly say that it's BULL-FUCKING-SHIT.

I myself put a nail, several different types in seperate cups, all filled with Classic Coke, and let them sit not for 4 days, but for a week, the only thing that happened, was that they all were filled with mold when I checked them. Maybe you actually have to have it for exactly 4 days, but anymore than that, they re-generate like some animals. hmmmmm.
 
the advertising slogan
come alive with pepsi
was dropped in some countries in asia as the translation literally said
pepsi brings your dead relatives back to life
 
Americans do not read labels before consuming food....anyone know what cellulose fiber is. It is in all bread. We eat chemicals not food any more.:(
 
Pepsi = necromancy

:p
 
Re: and we thought the cocaine in coke was bad eh?

Siren said:
have a coke
and a smile..........


mmmmmm wonder what it would do to teeth in 2 days?

Teeth just sitting in Coke.... would probably be pretty nasty.

Coke is one of the things I haven't yet used for my egg/dental health science experiment. Coffee does nasty things to the eggs though.
 
Who here eats slim jims?

To those who do, do you know what Sodium Erythrobate(not sure on teh spelling) is?

I do. :D
 
Moridin187 said:
Who here eats slim jims?

To those who do, do you know what Sodium Erythrobate(not sure on teh spelling) is?

I do. :D

Why am I glad that I haven't had a Slim Jim in many many years ? ;)
 
LRC said:


Why am I glad that I haven't had a Slim Jim in many many years ? ;)

It's not really Bad for you, actually, it's good for you. Just... Most people would not want to eat it if they knew what it actually was.
 
I got this same load of crap from a friend of mine so I went on a little fact finding mission so lets clear some of this up:

Nighthunter said:
Just when you thought you knew everything...

1. In many states the highway patrol carries two gallons of Coke in the trunk to remove blood from the highway after a car accident

nope if the highway patrol has coke in their car their drinking it.

2. you can put a T-bone steak in a bowl of coke and it will be gone in two days.

another not a chance.

3. to clean a toilet: pour a can of coco-cola into the toilet bowl.. let 'the real thing' sit for one hour, then flush clean.

this one acutally works for rust stains.

4.the citric acid in coke removes stains from Viteous china.

I dont even know what the hell viteous china is.

5.to remove rust spots from crome bumpers: Rub the bumper with a crumpled up peice of reynolds wrap aluminium foil dipped in Cola-Cola.

rub all you want it wil still be rusty but your hands will bleed.

6. To clean corrosion from car battery terminals: pour a can of Coca-Cola over the terminals to bubble away the corrosion.

this one also works.

7.to loosen a rusted bolt: Apply a colth soaked in Coke to the rusted bolt for several minutes.

nope it will never happen.

8. to bake a moisted ham: Empty a can of Coke into the baking pan, wrap the ham iin aluminium foil and bake. theirty minutes before the ham is finished, remove the foil allowing the drippings to mix witht he Coke for a sumptous brown gravy.

I dont know about the gravy part but pour a coke on a ham and it will be delicious.

9. To remove grease from clothes: empty a can of Coke into a load of greasy clothes, add detergent, and run through a regular cycle. The coke will loosen grease stains. it will also clean road haze from your windshield.

greese from clothes I dont think so, road haze from your windshield yes but then you have the coke haze to clean off.

FYI:

1. The active ingrediant in coke is phosphoric acid. it's Ph is 2.8. it will dissolve a nail in about 4 days.

it might in about four monthe but you have to keep replacing it with fresh coke.

2. To carry Coca Cola syrup (the concentrate) the commerical truck must use the hazardous material place cards reserved for highly corrosive materials.

once again not true.

3. the distributors of Coke have been using it to clean the engines of their trucks for about 20 years!

this I dont know about but it might work.

scary huh?? and to think some of us drink this stuff every day!

:eek:
 
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Re: and we thought the cocaine in coke was bad eh?

Siren said:

mmmmmm wonder what it would do to teeth in 2 days?

A tooth completely disappears in, I think, about two months if kept soaking in Coke...

:)
 
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