And thats how the fight started...

[RNJAG]

I came home from work, Darling wife was in the kitchen with a broom in her hand. I asked, are coming or going?
And thats how the fight started...


I said, "But, your sister swallows"
And thats how the fight started...


Last week I took my wife out for dinner. The waitress says that last week my wife left her scarf behind. Ive never taken my wife to this restaurant.
And thats how the fight started

We were sitting down for dinner and I meant to say, "Honey, could you please pass the butter." What I actually said was "Bitch, you ruined my life"
And thats how the fight started.

After we finished I said "Lisa, that was fantastic, ready for more?" Her name is Stacy.
And thats how the fight started...

 

[Colonel Hogan]

You're not going to be here "all week" are you?

 

[RoryN]

I came home from work, Darling wife was in the kitchen with a broom in her hand. I asked, are coming or going?
And thats how the fight started...


I said, "But, your sister swallows"
And thats how the fight started...


Last week I took my wife out for dinner. The waitress says that last week my wife left her scarf behind. Ive never taken my wife to this restaurant.
And thats how the fight started

We were sitting down for dinner and I meant to say, "Honey, could you please pass the butter." What I actually said was "Bitch, you ruined my life"
And thats how the fight started.

After we finished I said "Lisa, that was fantastic, ready for more?" Her name is Stacy.
And thats how the fight started...

1. "That's"

2. It's "and then the fight started..."

3. It's not 2003.

 

[RNJAG]

1. "That's"

2. It's "and then the fight started..."

3. It's not 2003.

1) THat's, if it is how it started.
2) Then, if it is when it started.

Come on. I thought this could be a little fun. Feel free to add your own.

 

[RNJAG]

You're not going to be here "all week" are you?

You trying to start a fight?

 

[kotori]

Henny, it's 1953 calling. They want their jokes back.

 

[mark_j]

Hmmm.. Methinks it would have been wise to just keep your mouth shut.

 

[imalickin]

You're hilarious. I haven't heard anything so funny since I was in Las Vegas back in 1954 when Henny Youngman headlined at the Dunes.

Really funny.

Back then.

 

[RNJAG]

Drowned out by the sounds of crickets... Another waste of a thread dies a quiet merciless, disappointing death.

 

[RNJAG]

Ya! Now the crowd chears!!

 

[sweepthefloor]

I slapped him in the face and he hate fucked me, and that is how the fight ended.

 

[richard_daily]

I slapped him in the face and he hate fucked me, and that is how the fight ended.

Hot...

 

[thør]

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

lol @ this shit

 

[sweepthefloor]

Hot...

I know you are but what am I? That's how our fight started.