And now for something different

[lewdandlicentious]

My kind of gal.

Now shut the fuck up and get your arse in the air.

'sfunny, I often say that!!!!

 

[Teenage Venus]

Hey, Venus, watch out, she'll whip her ball-gag out in a minute!

You had me worried for a moment when I started reading that - I thought you mean't she was a chick with a dick So who cares, she can go toss or flip and I'm top heavy, so always land head first

 

[cloudy]

My kind of gal.

Now shut the fuck up and get your arse in the air.

Yes, ma'am. Ready and waiting...

 

[cloudy]

'sfunny, I often say that!!!!

Hey, Lew! I need a spanking....really, really bad.

 

[Guest]

'sfunny, I often say that!!!!

I know, really funny that!!!

Where do you think I learnt it from?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Not helen keller, though I do appreciate feeling around with my hands.
Glad to know you'll all be here shakin' things up, though.

Off.

~lucky

I think I just got Lucky off!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Guest]

Yes, ma'am. Ready and waiting...

Yep, now Lew's here, he can take over. He's far better at administering spankings than me.

I'll just, um, watch... for now...

 

[cloudy]

Yep, now Lew's here, he can take over. He's far better at administering spankings than me.

I'll just, um, watch... for now...

feel free to join in any time you like....I won't hesitate when it's your turn, I promise.

 

[Guest]

feel free to join in any time you like....I won't hesitate when it's your turn, I promise.

Oh, I'm certain the three of us will work things out just fine as we go along.

 

[cloudy]

Where the hell did he go???

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Oh, I'm certain the three of us will work things out just fine as we go along.

Ahem, how rude, poor little Venus cast aside on her own thread by you butt spanking whores, I guess I'll have to take care of her myself.

 

[Guest]

Where the hell did he go???

We, um, got "distracted" for a moment. He's recovering, he'll be back soon.

 

[cloudy]

Ahem, how rude, poor little Venus cast aside on her own thread by you butt spanking whores, I guess I'll have to take care of her myself.

And, that's a bad thing????

 

[Guest]

Ahem, how rude, poor little Venus cast aside on her own thread by you butt spanking whores, I guess I'll have to take care of her myself.

Oh yeah. So much fucking sex going on! I forget what I'm doing and with who at any given moment.

Where were we?

 

[Teenage Venus]

I guess I'll have to take care of her myself.

Okay. Go ahead Abs, I'm lonely, so like the sailor said, 'Any port in a storm.' You wanna go down first? Or prefer a 69?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

And, that's a bad thing????

Hell no....now I'm alone again. Godamnit, this always happens, Lou gets it all and I get to sweep up the empty condom wrappers again.
And you can't even help me because you're all tied up.

 

[cloudy]

Hell no....now I'm alone again. Godamnit, this always happens, Lou gets it all and I get to sweep up the empty condom wrappers again.
And you can't even help me because you're all tied up.

Well, I was waiting for my spanking from Lew, but he's gone off somewhere......shit!

I'm gonna have to go and do something about supper in a minute.

 

[Teenage Venus]

I'm gonna have to go and do something about supper in a minute.

Speaking of eating - my tongue sandwich just came home. She's my room-mate here: Not much to look at, but a virgin with a healthy tonsil tickler.

Love ya really Abs

Til next time

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Speaking of eating - my tongue sandwich just came home. She's my room-mate here: Not much to look at, but a virgin with a healthy tonsil tickler.

Love ya really Abs

Til next time

Damn, I'm getting a complex here.

 

[Guest]

Well, I was waiting for my spanking from Lew, but he's gone off somewhere......shit!

I'm gonna have to go and do something about supper in a minute.

Oops, sorry, my fault. I tired the poor sod out.

He might be back soon!

Lou

 

[Guest]

Speaking of eating - my tongue sandwich just came home. She's my room-mate here: Not much to look at, but a virgin with a healthy tonsil tickler.

Love ya really Abs

Til next time

Laters, sweetie!

Be bad.

Lou

 

[Guest]

Damn, I'm getting a complex here.

Yeah, well, that stands to reason.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Yeah, well, that stands to reason.

Allmost spit out my coffee you bitch....LOL

 

[Guest]

Allmost spit out my coffee you bitch....LOL

*MWAH*

I love you with all my cold block of ice.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

*MWAH*

I love you with all my cold block of ice.

That almost ignited my small lump of coal