And now for something different

[ABSTRUSE]

Oh shurrup, you daft trollop.

Venus: LOL!

Lou

Bite me you dried out old hag, go put a battery in your Loo roll and leave me alone...LOL

 

[Teenage Venus]

I'll always concede to Lou.

Don't feel too downhearted - I'm a bit of a 'gamboler', (think I spelt that correctly ) and the second favourite is often a better eachway bet.

 

[Guest]

Bite me you dried out old hag, go put a battery in your Loo roll and leave me alone...LOL

If you insist, you miserable bitch. I'll sink my teeth into that ass of yours.

You're only jealous of my loo roll dildo, cos you can't get one yourself.



Lou

 

[Guest]

Don't feel too downhearted - I'm a bit of a 'gamboler', (think I spelt that correctly ) and the second favourite is often a better eachway bet.

HA!

You gotta be kidding. Abs has got less go in her than a three-legged donkey.

Lou

 

[Teenage Venus]

Abs has got less go in her than a three-legged donkey.

It's not the go so much as the come that matters, and it's one less leg to get in the way

 

[ABSTRUSE]

If you insist, you miserable bitch. I'll sink my teeth into that ass of yours.

You're only jealous of my loo roll dildo, cos you can't get one yourself.



Lou

Am not, I have a arse plug with Ken's head

You skank.

 

[Guest]

It's not the go so much as the come that matters, and it's one less leg to get in the way

Oh, she comes like a goodun. Tastes like beer and cigs, though.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Oh, she comes like a goodun. Tastes like beer and cigs, though.

You whore, it's coffee and cigarettes.

Venus, get away from her before you catch something.

 

[Guest]

Am not, I have a arse plug with Ken's head

You skank.

Sicko!

You spoon.

http://www.addis-welt.de/smilie/smilie/schild/teskje.gif

 

[Guest]

You whore, it's coffee and cigarettes.

Venus, get away from her before you catch something.

http://www.addis-welt.de/smilie/smilie/schild/61.gif

 

[Teenage Venus]

Oh, she comes like a goodun. Tastes like beer and cigs, though.

How cum YOU know my prefered flavor? Don't smoke myself, but I tend to steam a bit I think we may have a new favorite

 

[Guest]

How cum YOU know my prefered flavor? Don't smoke myself, but I tend to steam a bit I think we may have a new favorite

Awww, shame I got it wrong, then. It's coffee and cigs. LOL!

 

[ABSTRUSE]

What's the matter Lou, need your little emoticons to fight me off....Haha, they are no match against my powers of evil.don't make me find Mr. Fabulous....LOL

 

[Guest]

What's the matter Lou, need your little emoticons to fight me off....Haha, they are no match against my powers of evil.don't make me find Mr. Fabulous....LOL

PMSL!!!

Scabby Strumpet!

 

[cloudy]

http://www.addis-welt.de/smilie/smilie/schild/61.gif

I thought that was my line...

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

You whore, it's coffee and cigarettes...

Best not haul her ashes . . . that may be grounds for coffee

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I thought that was my line...

Hey Cloudy, Lou thinks she's me and scaring away the newbies.

 

[Guest]

I thought that was my line...

You can have it back. She, the one with crusty knickers, didn't appreciate it.

Yo Cloudy, how you doing?

Lou

 

[cloudy]

Hey Cloudy, Lou thinks she's me and scaring away the newbies.

PMSL!!!!!

Oh, sorry Loulou....I just couldn't help that...

 

[Teenage Venus]

Awww, shame I got it wrong, then. It's coffee and cigs. LOL!

Just so long as it don't taste like anchovies. And don't panic Lou. I'm partial to a decent thresome.

Don't you two get scrapping. Save your energy - 'cos you'll need it

 

[Guest]

Hey Cloudy, Lou thinks she's me and scaring away the newbies.

But, we are the same person, aren't we???

 

[Guest]

PMSL!!!!!

Oh, sorry Loulou....I just couldn't help that...

No need to apologise, babe! Made me laugh!

Lou

 

[cloudy]

But, we are the same person, aren't we???

Yes, we are.....along with Lauren, Lucky....who else?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

But, we are the same person, aren't we???

Shit that right, we're siamese twins separated by the Atlantic.

Let's flip venus to see who gets her first, you want heads or tails?

 

[Guest]

Just so long as it don't taste like anchovies. And don't panic Lou. I'm partial to a decent thresome.

Don't you two get scrapping. Save your energy - 'cos you'll need it

Oh jeez...

MORE sex being offered!

Not enough hours in the day.

Lou