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[Calamity Jane]

I'm flexible.

This is no place for your resume.

 

[Cleopatra]

This is no place for your resume.

Just because you got a job doesn't mean I can't self-promote.

How flexible are you, huh? HUH?

 

[Calamity Jane]

Just because you got a job doesn't mean I can't self-promote.

How flexible are you, huh? HUH?

Flexible enough to keep 'em rigid.

Or something wittier.

I'm off to a drug induced sleepfest. G'night.

 

[Cleopatra]

Flexible enough to keep 'em rigid.

Or something wittier.

I'm off to a drug induced sleepfest. G'night.

Night.

Feel better.

I hope it's not ass cancer.

*nods*

 

[Calamity Jane]

Night.

Feel better.

I hope it's not ass cancer.

*nods*

If it is, I'll just get a transplant.

http://www.adultdvdgold.com/vimage/089101.jpg

 

[Cleopatra]

If it is, I'll just get a transplant.

http://www.adultdvdgold.com/vimage/089101.jpg

What a brilliant idea!

Could be used as a spare, when you're not in the mood, or just used in general to avoid, well, all the problems this incredibly helpful thread has brought to light.


Genius, you are.

 

[hogjack]

Pistols, water guns, long sticks...

Note: None of these are recommended for anal insertion. Please leave the usage of these objects to trained & experienced professionals.

 

[Vilac]

until it's too late to save their ass.

Literally.

 

[Vilac]

You must do pennance. If I'm channeling the Right Reverand Vilac properly, the only proper pennance is ... having anal sex.

Ironic, I know, but the man is a law unto himself.

Hallulija!

Preach on, sistah!

 

[Cleopatra]

Note: None of these are recommended for anal insertion. Please leave the usage of these objects to trained & experienced professionals.

Except for Freya.

 

[SimplySouthern]

Except for Freya.

And various circus freaks. *nods*

Leave ass cancer to the professionals.

 

[hogjack]

Except for Freya.

I doubt she's ever had a pistol up her ass.

Possibly one of those wooden rubberband shooters. But not a pistol.

 

[Dirt Wednesday]

interesting thread, but i'm noy reading the whole damn thing.
i get it. anal sex = cancer.

being a cancer myself, maybe that's why i love anal so much.

anyway, don't know if this has been mentioned yet, but this is a great site for anal virgins. www.puckerup.com

 

[Cleopatra]

I doubt she's ever had a pistol up her ass.

Possibly one of those wooden rubberband shooters. But not a pistol.

I don't know. She tends to "lose" things, so I'm not ruling anything out.

 

[Cleopatra]

interesting thread, but i'm noy reading the whole damn thing.
i get it. anal sex = cancer.

being a cancer myself, maybe that's why i love anal so much.

Oh, but there's so much more.

Really - this thread should be stickified.

 

[Dirt Wednesday]

Oh, but there's so much more.

Really - this thread should be stickified.

Might be, but I'll chalk it up to a "you had to be there" moment. Read the first page and the last page and there were some funnies but I'm suddenly cranky and I feel like staying that way.

strange but true.

 

[hogjack]

I don't know. She tends to "lose" things, so I'm not ruling anything out.

Hey, anyone can lose a set of keys in there.

It happens. Well, maybe not to most people.

But still.

 

[Cleopatra]

Hey, anyone can lose a set of keys in there.

It happens. Well, maybe not to most people.

But still.

Talking from experience?

 

[Freya]

Hey, anyone can lose a set of keys in there.

It happens. Well, maybe not to most people.

But still.

Who knew that if you sit down things would just disappear, almost right from under you.

 

[Vilac]

Oh, but there's so much more.

Really - this thread should be stickified.

Not a bad idea. Kind of like cannonizing people for Sainthood or something.

 

[hogjack]

Talking from experience?

I have never lost keys in an anal cavity.

A pair of sunglasses. And a paperclip. But fortunately not keys.

 

[Freya]

I have never lost keys in an anal cavity.

A pair of sunglasses. And a paperclip. But fortunately not keys.

You're lucky. They're a bit poky.

 

[Freya]

Best Thread Ever!

 

[just pet]

Bumping because I love anal in the morning

 

[rimmy]

Bumping because I love anal in the morning

Finally we have something in common.