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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: cancer?

Calamity Jane said:
This is an excellent point. One I hadn't actually considered. Where do I sign up?
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Well....consider getting a starter dose of Chemotherapy beforehand...just to ward off any "starter-ass cancer" from developing.

Better safe than sorry.
 
Vilac said:
If he's exceptionally well-endowed...you might be able to get a slightly larger can of product up there.....like Chef-Boy-Ardee Ravolli or something.

But..stick with the regular 12 oz cans of soda until you've done it a few times. Because if you get that can stuck up there....you'll wind up the laughing stock of the local E.R.
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just what i need all the locals thinkin i like stickin foreign objects up my ass....o0o wont my daddy be proud since hes the towns minister lol
 
JollyRancherJen said:
okay u guys really arent helping here lol....i dont wanna be able to hide a can of soda up my ass thank you
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You got somewhere else to stash it.

I mean, you might be one of the lucky ones who can just take it right up the ol' poop shoot no trouble. For the rest of us, there's the bleeding, smelling and pain that lasts for days.

But really, the cancer is the least of your worries. I mean, that's years down the road. What I'd worry more about is the fact that you can't sit down properly for days afterwards. Don't think THAT will go unnoticed.

If I were you, the next time he mentioned it, I'd smack him right across his jaws and tell him you have other perfectly servicable holes to use and if he wants a whore he should hire one.

Good luck!
 
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: cancer?

Vilac said:
Well....consider getting a starter dose of Chemotherapy beforehand...just to ward off any "starter-ass cancer" from developing.

Better safe than sorry.
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Safe sex is always the best sex. Especially when it involves hiding soda cans in tumors.
 
JollyRancherJen said:
....i dont wanna be able to hide a can of soda up my ass thank you
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Also...you truly don't realize how handy this actually is until you go to sneak a drink into the movies.

I mean...what do they get for a large soda there nowadays? .....$12....$14?

The savings alone make it almost worthwhile to get an incurable case of rectal-cancer.
 
SimplySouthern said:
You got somewhere else to stash it.

I mean, you might be one of the lucky ones who can just take it right up the ol' poop shoot no trouble. For the rest of us, there's the bleeding, smelling and pain that lasts for days.

But really, the cancer is the least of your worries. I mean, that's years down the road. What I'd worry more about is the fact that you can't sit down properly for days afterwards. Don't think THAT will go unnoticed.

If I were you, the next time he mentioned it, I'd smack him right across his jaws and tell him you have other perfectly servicable holes to use and if he wants a whore he should hire one.

Good luck!
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haha thanks...yea im thinkin btw the ass cancer the fact of pain and messy smells and me not wanting to be able to hide a can of coke i think im gunna pass on this adventure
 
LMFAO. Ok, here is the deal. Anal sex can be great fun. As for it causing cancer, I am not a cancer researcher, but that sounds like horse shit to me... Sort of like saying that jacking off leads to blindness and will send you straight to hell.

Anyway... the MOST important thing about trying anal sex is that your bf needs get you so HOT and aroused that you are begging him to fuck you. I am talking serious teasing here, until you are at the point that you are threating to kill him if he doesn't give it to you RIGHT NOW. Then, he needs to use lots of lube, go slow, and above all keep stimulating you during the experiance so that you don't have time to get scared.

My first time, I was laying on back sideways across the bed, and the guy I was with started out in my pussy before he moved on to the back door. You don't have to be on your knees for it to work, though that position is fun too.

If your guy is on the large side, you might want to try playing with butt plugs or fingers a bit first, to loosen you up some.

As for it being messy, well, it can be, but not if you take some simple precautions. Just be sure to go the bathroom before hand, and clean yourself up good. I like my guy to wear a condom, just because. You will NOT need to take down the shower curtain to protect your bed, unless you decide to try this on a "I need Amodium AD" day, which I don't advise :p

Above all, keep an open mind. You never know if you like something until you try it.
 
JollyRancherJen said:
just what i need all the locals thinkin i like stickin foreign objects up my ass....o0o wont my daddy be proud since hes the towns minister lol
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Well..I hate to break it to you..but you're never gonna be able to fit the whole collection plate up there...no matter how hard you try.


One of those large church candles, perhaps. But not the plate.

Perhaps even the chalice.
 
Calamity Jane said:
No, some love it, and some just haven't tried it yet.
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sorry for the confusion. I forgot to turn on my sarcasm detector. I think im getting too literal in my old age.
 
I heard that people into Anal are also into Scat. You wouldn't want that reputation for teh rest of your life, would you? That's just fucking sick.
 
Calamity Jane said:
And let's not forget the 'anal sex waddle' since even walking is painful afterward.
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Who could forget that?

But nonetheless, try it. You may like it.

We could call you Backdoor Betty. *nodnod*
 
niteshade said:
I am not a cancer researcher, but that sounds like horse shit to me...
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I'm not taking responsibility when this young lady comes back crying about her hair falling out from the chemotherapy....due to the bad advice in this thread.

Do what you will...but you're taking your life in your hands!
 
Vilac said:
I'm not taking responsibility when this young lady comes back crying about her hair falling out from the chemotherapy....due to the bad advice in this thread.

Do what you will...but you're taking your life in your hands!
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This from someone who's AV is probably a direct reflection of his personality? ;)
 
Vilac said:
Well..I hate to break it to you..but you're never gonna be able to fit the whole collection plate up there...no matter how hard you try.


One of those large church candles, perhaps. But not the plate.

Perhaps even the chalice.
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You know you're going to hell for that one, don't you?
 
niteshade said:
This from someone who's AV is probably a direct reflection of his personality? ;)
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Why do you think I wear this av so proudly and for so long?!
 
Cleopatra said:
You know you're going to hell for that one, don't you?
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They've already engraved the "Reserved for Vilac" plaque on the seat.
 
Vilac said:
Why do you think I wear this av so proudly and for so long?!
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It's always nice to meet someone who isn't scared to admit they have their head up their ass. LOL.
 
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