anal play for beginners

[mssubforlife]

Hello all,
Im looking for some tips on anal masterbation, and also the easiest angle to film it.
My new master has a bit of a thing for it but Im a bit new to it.
Im hoping to purchase toys at the end of the week but any tips until then would be very very welcome,
Thank you all

 

[Lord Pmann]

Lube. Good lube. Then some more lube.

 

[NightL]

Since you are into the sub thing and all - plead that you need to see a practical demonstration first - hand him the dildo and camera, then as you respectfully withdraw from his awesomeness tell him you will dutifully watch the video later.

That way you will find out exactly how into anal masturbation he really is.

 

[mssubforlife]

Thank you both for answering,

 

[neil96nz]

this is how we did it !!

http://www.literotica.com/s/neil-and-kate-explore-anal-desires

 

[sweetthaithigh]

Suggestion

Hello all,
Im looking for some tips on anal masterbation, and also the easiest angle to film it.
My new master has a bit of a thing for it but Im a bit new to it.
Im hoping to purchase toys at the end of the week but any tips until then would be very very welcome,
Thank you all

My suggestion would be to get a plug and some other toys and try it on yourself first. Determine whats comfortable and what isn't before you try it on someone else.

 

[subdued_passion]

Since you are into the sub thing and all - plead that you need to see a practical demonstration first - hand him the dildo and camera, then as you respectfully withdraw from his awesomeness tell him you will dutifully watch the video later.

That way you will find out exactly how into anal masturbation he really is.

I endorse this post! :thumbs:

Lube. Good lube. Then some more lube.

Doms don't need that stuff. Lube is for pussies.

Hello all,
Im looking for some tips on anal masterbation, and also the easiest angle to film it.
My new master has a bit of a thing for it but Im a bit new to it.
Im hoping to purchase toys at the end of the week but any tips until then would be very very welcome,
Thank you all

Hello!

Looks like you've been given some pretty crackin' advice already. Just wanted to add that is you're sharing your toys with your dom you'll need to very politely ask him to properly clean them before handing them back to you; licking them clean (which sounds like a whole lot of yummy fun) is not really cleaning them. I suggest you start a How to sterilize... thread, for information on how to go about it.

Cheers!

 

[Lord Pmann]

Doms don't need that stuff. Lube is for pussies.

Lube IS good for pussies (if the guy is not particularly good at making puddles). It's also for arses. That's why I posted that.

 

[subdued_passion]

Lube IS good for pussies (if the guy is not particularly good at making puddles). It's also for arses. That's why I posted that.

Real men aren't afraid of a few nicks and cuts and a little bleeding... do you lube up before you shave pmann?


[size="-2"]BTW I'm trying to channel the spirit of the great JBJ... lemme know if its working[/size]

 

[Lord Pmann]

Real men aren't afraid of a few nicks and cuts and a little bleeding... do you lube up before you shave pmann?


[size="-2"]BTW I'm trying to channel the spirit of the great JBJ... lemme know if its working[/size]

I cleanse, exfoliate, cleanse once again, lather, shave, rinse, cleanse, lather, shave, rinse, apply an aftershave healing gel, then maybe an aftershave with fragrance.

 

[Shankara20]

Lube is for pussies.

and assholes...

 

[subdued_passion]

and assholes...

Assholes forfeit the right to lube.

 

[subdued_passion]

I cleanse, exfoliate, cleanse once again, lather, shave, rinse, cleanse, lather, shave, rinse, apply an aftershave healing gel, then maybe an aftershave with fragrance.

Have you considered bleaching?

This sounds more like the beauty thread now.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Have you considered bleaching?

This sounds more like the beauty thread now.

Just last night Rainshine suggested I post an arsehole bleaching question in that thread. Methinks I'm not welcome there, as I'm no beauty insider.

 

[subdued_passion]

Just last night Rainshine suggested I post an arsehole bleaching question in that thread. Methinks I'm not welcome there, as I'm no beauty insider.

Hey, beautiful people inspire ugly folks to use beauty products.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Hey, beautiful people inspire ugly folks to use beauty products.

We prefer to be called beauty outsiders.

 

[Emerson40]

Besides polar bears and those white kittens that knock the bog-wipe down the stairs on television, who else benefits from a whiter, brighter turd-cutter?

And who started this anal beauty trend? Who was the first person, bent over and gazing at their winky B-Hole in the mirror, who thought "... if only I could adjust the white balance of my B-Hole. Perhaps some Clorox or a dab of whitening toothpaste..."
Was someone told that their brown eye was like, W A Y brown, and decided to do something about it?

Perhaps this stemmed from the porn biz, where some sort of anal segregation was taking place that saw girls with lighter, pinker B-Holes getting box covers, and the ladies with starfish of darker hues being turned away at analingus auditions.

What an odd world we live in.

 

[subdued_passion]

For those of you looking for alternates to the word arsehole, please refer to text below.

Besides polar bears and those white kittens that knock the bog-wipe down the stairs on television, who else benefits from a whiter, brighter turd-cutter?

And who started this anal beauty trend? Who was the first person, bent over and gazing at their winky B-Hole in the mirror, who thought "... if only I could adjust the white balance of my B-Hole. Perhaps some Clorox or a dab of whitening toothpaste..."
Was someone told that their brown eye was like, W A Y brown, and decided to do something about it?

Perhaps this stemmed from the porn biz, where some sort of anal segregation was taking place that saw girls with lighter, pinker B-Holes getting box covers, and the ladies with starfish of darker hues being turned away at analingus auditions.

What an odd world we live in.

Emerson, thank you for the infotainment. My personal new favourite word is turd-cutter.

 

[Emerson40]

"Sweetums, would you mind applying one of these teeth whitening strips to my B-Hole when you are done. It was looking a little dark side of the moon this morning."

 

[Lord Pmann]

I'm not gonna lie, my arsehole is beautiful. But I can understand someone looking at their arse in a mirror and wondering what they can do to make it not look like a rusty balloon knot.

My arsehole is pretty. It's true. It's really really sexy. But I keep up with it, you know? I didn't just let my arsehole go. I work it out. I keep it looking fresh. Some days I bedazzle it. Some days I braid it. Some days, if I'm feeling really freaky, I dress it up goth like. You gotta keep things fresh with your arsehole.

If your arsehole is ever feeling a little sad, bedazzle the shit out of it. Wait... Bad choice of words.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Perhaps this stemmed from the porn biz, where some sort of anal segregation was taking place that saw girls with lighter, pinker B-Holes getting box covers, and the ladies with starfish of darker hues being turned away at analingus auditions.

Anal segregation... Awful. I have a dream that one day that I will be judge by the content of my arsehole, rather than the colour of it's skin.

I say you ladies with dark ani (the plural of anus), demand your ani to be seen. If you get turned away, don't go. Let your anus be the Rosa Parks of ani. It's the only way for anal equality.

 

[subdued_passion]

I'm not gonna lie, my arsehole is beautiful. But I can understand someone looking at their arse in a mirror and wondering what they can do to make it not look like a rusty balloon knot.

My arsehole is pretty. It's true. It's really really sexy. But I keep up with it, you know? I didn't just let my arsehole go. I work it out. I keep it looking fresh. Some days I bedazzle it. Some days I braid it. Some days, if I'm feeling really freaky, I dress it up goth like. You gotta keep things fresh with your arsehole.

If your arsehole is ever feeling a little sad, bedazzle the shit out of it. Wait... Bad choice of words.

And you call yourself a beauty outsider!

I think you can start your own beauty thread.

 

[Lord Pmann]

A bedazzled colon would be a beauty insider. The anus is more of a beauty outsider thing.

 

[Emerson40]

I'm not gonna lie, my arsehole is beautiful. But I can understand someone looking at their arse in a mirror and wondering what they can do to make it not look like a rusty balloon knot.

My arsehole is pretty. It's true. It's really really sexy. But I keep up with it, you know? I didn't just let my arsehole go. I work it out. I keep it looking fresh. Some days I bedazzle it. Some days I braid it. Some days, if I'm feeling really freaky, I dress it up goth like. You gotta keep things fresh with your arsehole.

If your arsehole is ever feeling a little sad, bedazzle the shit out of it. Wait... Bad choice of words.

Some days a dude just gotta treat himself.

 

[BeachMomma]

How is it that I miss the good stuff? StickMann, Em, really! Y'all aren't just pretty faces, err arseholes that I keep around for your stunning good looks and BBCs! Y'all have to give me a heads up (tails up?) when a thread this good comes along!

Vowing to stalk Em more often