anal play for beginners

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For those who do not want to employ extreme (and invasive) procedures (like pmann and Emerson) but would still like that glowing turd-cutter, I give you

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51oXR9sWJsL._SX300_.jpg

Just dab some on and you're good to go.




[size="-2"]Warning- This product is not safe for consumption. Annilinguists beware.[/size]