An open letter to Manu

[blobfish]

Dear Manu,

I am writing this letter on behalf of another member of this website, who shall remain nameless in order to protect his or her anonymity.

The goal of this letter is a simple proposition: if you post your cock, I will donate $5 to the charity of your choice. For the price of a simple photograph, your charity could receive much-needed support.

I want you to keep in mind that if you refuse me, you will also be refusing charity.

Best,
-blobfish

 

[parodyluvr75]

Catro has great influence over the commie fish.

 

[warrior queen]

I fiNd it endearing that you have linkEd your request to Charity, In order to make it more appealing.
Well done!

 

[blobfish]

Catro has great influence over the commie fish.

The only good communists are the ones that smoke my penis like a cigar. And dead ones.

 

[blobfish]

I fiNd it endearing that you have linkEd your request to Charity, In order to make it more appealing.
Well done!

I'm unsure why you chose to highlight seemingly random letters in your post, but thank you for the support.

 

[warrior queen]

I'm unsure why you chose to highlight seemingly random letters in your post, but thank you for the support.

I'm hoping that any pix received will so muddle the brain of the recipient that they will turn fiendish and post them for those of us who live vicariously.
And that the $5 really makes a difference in someone's life, of course

 

[parodyluvr75]

The only good communists are the ones that smoke my penis like a cigar. And dead ones.

By the first statement, I assume you think you are a good communist.

 

[blobfish]

I'm hoping that any pix received will so muddle the brain of the recipient that they will turn fiendish and post them for those of us who live vicariously.
And that the $5 really makes a difference in someone's life, of course

Word is that Manu's real name is Jonah Falcon. My offer should either confirm or refute this.

 

[blobfish]

By the first statement, I assume you think you are a good communist.

Actually, no. Communists prefer to rely on the state, and I rely only on myself.

 

[cj200267]

Word is that Manu's real name is Jonah Falcon. My offer should either confirm or refute this.

And he has his name tattooed on his penis? Wow, that must be smarts.

 

[blobfish]

And he has his name tattooed on his penis? Wow, that must be smarts.

Perhaps he's actually Marvel Comic's Falcon, and his wings will be visible in the photograph.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Actually, no. Communists prefer to rely on the state, and I rely only on myself.

That was in neither one of your previous statements.

 

[blobfish]

That was in neither one of your previous statements.

Well played, pinko.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Well played, pinko.

By your definition of commie in your first two statements, I'm not a commie and I'm not a good commie. I must be a bad one.

 

[blobfish]

By your definition of commie in your first two statements, I'm not a commie and I'm not a good commie. I must be a bad one.

So, it would be more like a cigarette for you?

 

[TonyClifton]

Dear Manu,

I am writing this letter on behalf of another member of this website, who shall remain nameless in order to protect his or her anonymity.

The goal of this letter is a simple proposition: if you post your cock, I will donate $5 to the charity of your choice. For the price of a simple photograph, your charity could receive much-needed support.

I want you to keep in mind that if you refuse me, you will also be refusing charity.

Best,
-blobfish

I would like to apply to be the charity.

I'm three months behind on rent and they repossessed my 1979 Honda Civic yesterday.

 

[parodyluvr75]

So, it would be more like a cigarette for you?

No, but I might use a cigar cutter?

 

[blobfish]

No, but I might use a cigar cutter?

You'd be about 20 years too late.

 

[parodyluvr75]

You'd be about 20 years too late.

that's not aged enough for a cigar.

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

No, but I might use a cigar cutter?

i gota cigar cutter fosure....

*lights one up*

 

[VaticanAssassin]

For the second time in as many days, you have solicited the picture of a dudes cock.... Just saying

 

[blobfish]

that's not aged enough for a cigar.

The old ones dry out unless stored properly.

 

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[blobfish]

For the second time in as many days, you have solicited the picture of a dudes cock.... Just saying

The second time that I've solicited cock shots in public.

 

[VaticanAssassin]

The second time that I've solicited cock shots in public.

Touché

I support your right, and hope a domestic partner is in your future. Will you both fit in your moms basement?