b00blover36
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- Apr 26, 2012
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A timid guy, a collector of antique wine bottles, is polishing his latest acquisition when a genie appears. The guy wishes to be more successful in seducing women. The genie waves his hand at the guy and says, “Go up to any woman you don't know and say to her, “Hi my name is...” she will immediately see you as her ideal lover and will throw herself at you.” With some trepidation the guy tries it and it works exactly as the genie said. He tries it a second time but he has unknowingly picked a lesbian who immediately sees him as her ideal women. He doesn't figure out the mix up until after they are at her apartment and she has ripped his pants off. Upon seeing his penis she says, “Isn't it uncomfortable wearing that strap-on under your clothes?”