An ode to a cum-bubble

[Expertise]

I hate to piss and moan.
But i'm something less than "chuffed".
I want to hear the groan.
When Spunky's ass gets stuffed.

Its not like me to "snipe".
This stream of conscioussness crap.
But oh how I loathe his tripe.
Why wont he shut his trap?

My poetry is weak.
And surely without meter.
But to his heart I speak.
Won't you please suck my "peter".

To Deborah I plead.
Although she owes me little.
Won't you satisfy my need.
And violate this dick lick-spittle.

To Lasher, Flagg and Dixon.
I conjure your powers great.
this guy has the charm of Nixon.
please soon....retaliate.



*any resemblance to persons living, dead, real or imagined is completely intended*

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Back at ya -

As one cum-bubble to another
Know I'd like to plug your dear mother
But if you wished I didn't do that
I'd suggest you blow a dead rat

Mummmffff!!! Makes your mouth sound
As said rat slides in by the pound
Don't gag Sir Sparky does plea
As he fans his face cool in the breeze

 

[Deborah]

This song is dedicated to the one I love, 'er I mean Sparky.

GAG

I think you're full of shit
I think you're full of fucking shit
I think you're full of shit
I think you're full of fucking shit

Oh yeah
Alright
Oh no
Let's go

I think you're full of shit
I think you're full of fucking shit
I think you're full of shit
I think you're full of fucking shit

Oh yeah
Alright
Oh no
Let's go

One-two-fuck-you-thank-you

Hey, I didn't make this shit up. It's a tune by the same dudes who do "Necrophilia Dominae."

 

[Expertise]

Spunkys bestial fantasy
Though for him typicaly dull
Is quite alright by me
For twits we eventualy cull

As for my sainted mother
You simple little bore
She wouldn't if you paid her
I recommend your wife the whore

Sir your words are foolish
Quite full of anarchy
Your humor elementry schoolish
Your poetry no soliloquy

I would call you a mongrel dolt
Though that may be to kind
For now cum bubble I bolt
As should you, no one would mind

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Deb: Sounds more like "I'm turning Japanese".

 

[Isabella Thorne]

Kimono my house

I'm turning Japanese
I'm turning Japanese
I really think so ..

 

[Expertise]

No Sex, no drugs, no wine, no women,no fun,no sin, no you, no wonder it stunk!

[Edited by Expertise on 08-23-2000 at 12:42 PM]

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Kind of -

Ian Drury. Hit me with your rhythm stick - das ist gute Ich leibe dich.

 

[sallygirl]

LOL

Ummm, yeah. I think you're all nuts. Most affectionately, of course.

 

[Cheri]

Um, maybe I misspoke...Expertise and Sparkster in the tournament..naked....cause they've both obviously got some sort of feeling for each other they want to explore. As before, I've got dibs on holding the hose.

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

I do love -

To double team an enthusiastic woman. Down and dirty.

 

[SimplySouthern]

Exp....LMAO. Now that's some funny shit. Did I mention I love funny men? My lust for you is renewed!

 

[Cheri]

Well, uh, thanks but no. One penis at a time is my motto. I was thinking of something more like a spectacle/kegger type thing, where everybody feels free to get dirty (however they want) after somebody's ass is kicked.

You know what they say about a man who protests too much...

 

[Siren]

So many Ode's going on here.....

 

[Gil]

Hmmmm...more like a limerick...I should think.

As he pointed his cock towards her nose.
He mumbled, "I shall try not to bore you with prose!"
To which she made pert reply...
"If you aim that thing South,
it just might reach my mouth...
and save me the loss of an eye!"