An imaginary interview.

[Ishmael]

"Good evening, this is Gwen Ifil reporting from the white house. Tonight we sit down for an exclusive interview with the President of the United States. Good evening Mr President."

"Good evening Gwen, it's nice to have you back over to my house again."

"Thank you Mr. President. It appears that you've come up with a brilliant solution to the Syrian problem to avoid the use of military force, congratulations on that master stroke."

"Thank you Gwen."

Can you share with us any of the intelligence that brought you to seek the use of military force to begin with?"

"Well, no I can't Gwen, after all that information is highly classified and we wouldn't want the fact that we were listening to radio transmissions to fall into the wrong hands."

"I understand Mr President. Is there anything that you can share with us?"

"Why yes there is Gwen. We had nothing to do with running guns into Mexico. We had nothing to do with using the NSA to spy on virtually every American. We had nothing to do with using the IRS for political purposes. We had nothing to do with not sending support for our embassy staff into Benghazi. We've done nothing to have the Justice dept. attempt to interfere with local criminal trials either. As a matter of fact Gwen, this administration has done nothing!"

"I see Mr. Pres......." (The president cuts Gwen off and leans forward, looking Gwen in the eye with a very serious and sincere look)

"And let me be perfectly clear with you...... (the president turns toward the camera with the same serious and sincere look on his face).......and the American people. All of the nothing this administration has done is all Bush's fault!!!"

"There you heard it straight from the President. This is Gwen Ifil reporting from the White House. Good night."

Ishmael

 

[Sean]

You should use that in your next hard hitting, game changing, anti-Obama commercial.

 

[Phelia]

Clint and the empty chair did it better. In fairness, he is an Oscar winner.

 

[Wrong Element]

It's never a good sign when I can say "Busybody does this sort of thing better," and mean it.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

You spelled Gwen Ifill's name wrong, you poor, pathetic, perpetually pressed bitch.

 

[Ishmael]

Well, I read teh transcript of the speech this AM and son of a bitch if he didn't give a speech about doing nothing.

Gotta love it.

Ishmael

 

[CandiCame]

You spelled Gwen Ifill's name wrong, you poor, pathetic, perpetually pressed bitch.

I didn't know Gwen was a real person, so unfortunately, her name triggered the phrase, "Hello, my name is Gwen I'm here to wash your vagina".

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nAmcPS6xoZA

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Too bad he's already done something and teh people on your side just can't stand the fact that he did something when they were doing nothing.

Lovin' it even more.

Dishmeal

 

[Adre]

If OP has a paying job, I advise you to keep it. Comedy writing is beyond your scope. Maybe you could start with some knock-knock jokes.

 

[RobDownSouth]

It's never a good sign when I can say "Busybody does this sort of thing better," and mean it.

*FATALITY*

 

[IrezumiKiss]

If OP has a paying job, I advise you to keep it. Comedy writing is beyond your scope. Maybe you could start with some knock-knock jokes.

*FATALITY*

 

[MeeMie]

Well, I read teh transcript of the speech this AM and son of a bitch if he didn't give a speech about doing nothing.

Gotta love it.

Ishmael

Funny parody. Of course, the Obama sycphants will not appreciate the humor.

 

[phrodeau]

It's so great to read posts of people who have been critical of everything Obama has done, now being critical because he isn't doing something.

 

[RobDownSouth]

It's so great to read posts of people who have been critical of everything Obama has done, now being critical because he isn't doing something.

Punks like Ishmael aren't concerned HOW President Obama's character is assassinated, What Matters Most™ is that he HAS his character assassinated.

 

[Sean Renaud]

Funny parody. Of course, the Obama sycphants will not appreciate the humor.

We'd appreciate it if it was funny worth a damn.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Funny parody. Of course, the Obama sycphants will not appreciate the humor.

What's a "sycphant?"

 

[Disgustipated]

What's a "sycphant?"

He has layers locked.

 

[MeeMie]

What's a "sycphant?"

Swell, your critique has been reduced to pointing out typos.
As I trytoget things straightusing this ipad, I make a lot of them
(that should keep you busy)

 

[dan_c00000]

Well, I read teh transcript of the speech this AM and son of a bitch if he didn't give a speech about doing nothing.

Gotta love it.

Ishmael

So I'm confused do you want to attack Syria or not? Remember Obama would like to attack Syria but it's up to Congress to make the call. Just like it was when Bush got his support for Iraq with lies, lies, and more lies.