Amsterdam

Mike4fun

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Ok pervs,

I'll be in Amsterdam for a few hours on an upcoming layover. What are the must see's/do's?

Not interested in "regular tourist stuff", more into things of a carnal nature.

Any first hand tips?

Thanks,

Mike
 
I'd try to stay out of the RLD really. There are so much beautiful things to see in Amsterdam but yet most tourists seem to prefer the shabby stuff up there.
 
I'd try to stay out of the RLD really. There are so much beautiful things to see in Amsterdam but yet most tourists seem to prefer the shabby stuff up there.

I am aware of that. TBH, i'd like to see some of the really important, nice things, but would also like to spend an hour or two getting my rocks off and getting someones rocks off too.
 
I hear it's really overrated.
My classmate went there, she said the weed is better in America, but she only went to tourist areas.
 
check out www.amsterdam.info/prostitution/pic-amsterdam
"The Rossenbuurt(Dutch for "pink"or "red"neighborhood)is an area with an "anything goes"attitude,where women sit in their parlor windows advertising their services,and is the safest part of Amsterdam due to the many police and private security in the area".
 
Just make sure that if you go anywhere near the train station that your wallet is in your front pants pocket. Anywhere else, and you may well lose it. The place is rife with pick-pockets.
 
Any big city is going to have pickpockets, Amsterdam is no worse than others.

You could try the sex museum or the erotic museum, I think they're even on the same street. I skipped them because it seemed a bit kooky to me. Instead I bought a toy in one of the shops.

And there's always the cheese museum and the tulip museum which happen to be next door to one another :rolleyes:
 
several hours on a layover and you won't be able to leave the airport.
 
that article as 30 minutes for customs. it took me at least an hour. plus the airport is huge. they are right in that under four hours, and i wouldn't even risk it.

That ^^^ is a good point, also keep in mind that you'll need to go through security etc all over again when going back in to catch your connection. Aside from the time factor, don't buy anything that you don't want confiscated!
 
your best bet for a fuck is to rent a room by the hour at the airport hotel and hope for some drunk and horny traveler at one of the bars. it's probably cheaper and less stressful than trying to go into town for a hooker lay.
 
your best bet for a fuck is to rent a room by the hour at the airport hotel and hope for some drunk and horny traveler at one of the bars. it's probably cheaper and less stressful than trying to go into town for a hooker lay.

LOL!!!! I don't actually intent to fuck a hooker, rather just look and see..unless it's something really special like twins (Yes, i know i'm a sick fuck!) lol

Regarding the rime factor, you're 100% right but i have about 10 hours so should be ok.
 
that article as 30 minutes for customs. it took me at least an hour. plus the airport is huge. they are right in that under four hours, and i wouldn't even risk it.


I didn't look at the date. Anyway 10 hrs, he can go into the city and window shop in the red light district, and maybe a pot cafe.
 
Any big city is going to have pickpockets, Amsterdam is no worse than others.

Perhaps so, however, the train station in Amsterdam is notorious for pickpockets, or at last it was among the locals I stayed with there. And as I was traveling by train at the time and coming through the main station there, I heeded their advise.
 
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i hear they've got really good bandwidth in a-dam

bring a laptop
or better yet, some portable device
and spend
the layover surfing porn...

it's almost as good as it is here
 
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