Ambrosius

[Ally C]

Ambrosious

Anyone know where I can find any sites with Ukranians making out with Bolivians while Malaysians watch? I'm new to starting threads and need some advice. My problem isn't unusual, just a bit more intense than most other folks. Thanks.

Also, I'm a bit slow today, and seem to be jumping on a bandwagon that left some time ago. I apologise in advance for any noise I make while falling into an 'Ambrosian thread oblivion'.

Like I said, I'm a bit slow today ...

 

[Ambrosious]

Ally C

Try http://www.literotica.com

No puns, but if they don't have it, no one will. And welcome to the flock, baaaahhhhhhh.

 

[Ally C]

The temptation, oh the temptation!

But I refuse to give in to the primal urge to respond with a "we have .....?" [enter appropriate word to suit occasion].
I've tried the site, thanks, and found it to be roomy, comfortable and filled with strange creatures. I'd go as far to say that it's barn-tastic. I'd go even further, but it's such hard work keeping up with the bandwagon.

In case you think I'm being sarcastic, I'm not. Trust me. Shit, you were right about the flock thing, weren't you?

 

[Ambrosious]

Ally C

I just wanted to be the first to call you a sheep. It's less painful that way, I mean it in jest. Heh.

 

[Ally C]

Jest away!

I'm as cool as a sheep eating a cucumber, thanks. Hell, I'll be calling you 'Ambro' next. Thanks for the welcome though. Much appreciated!

 

[Ambrosious]

Ally C

Bubblehead and BarnBoy are my two favorites...

 

[Ambrosious]

Oh

And BASTARD!!

Love that one.

 

[TonyG]

Bastard!

 

[Ally C]

I'd noticed those terms of endearment. Do I have permission to use them, or do I have to ask? If I have to ask, do I ask you or Nitelight?

 

[TonyG]

Ally C

Me.

 

[*bratcat*]

nope

 

[Ally C]

I was thinking about leaving soon tony, but noticed you'd posted, so here I am - just in case you thought I was ignoring you again. Hi.

What's the deal? Do I have to pay for each Ambrosian title? If I do, can I have a receipt please? I really don't want to take credit for names somebody else gave me permission to say. Thanks.

 

[Ally C]

Aha ...

... at least there isn't a monopoly on Ambrosian name calling. But is so much competition entirely healthy?

 

[TonyG]

Noted: Ally C did not ignore me this time.

I'm sure something can be worked out.

 

[Ally C]

You'll lose your market share if you don't have a clear policy for new 'customers' / 'clients' like myself.

 

[TonyG]

We have several policies for new customers, you just haven't registered at the right door yet to find them.

 

[Ally C]

Damn. I've been standing outside this fucking barn-door for hours. Ambro, you bubbleheaded, BASTARD barnboy!!!!!!!!


Now, how much do I owe you tony?

 

[R Nitelight]

Ambrosious

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Oh, never mind.

 

[Ally C]

Re: Ambrosious

Oh, never mind.

Wasn't that by 'Oh, Nirvana'?

 

[Ally C]

Damn

I'm spending my day trying to find any and all threads where I've mis-spelt 'Ambrosious'. I thought it was a lapse which occurred yesterday, but it wasn't. Being a perfectionist who is far from perfect, I have made it my mission to rectify my oversights re the above. I don't usually 'obsess much'; can I change the thread title? It happens to be mis-spelt too. Oh the shame ...

 

[TonyG]

Don't worry about it

He has to keep checking the dictionary for the spelling of your second name.

 

[Ally C]

Now you tell me

But thanks anyway Tony. I've just corrected several of the aforementioned mistakes. This probably doesn't make me a better person, but it'll make me more careful in future. Next time I embark on such a time and effort wasting quest, I'll be sure not to publicise it. You know what they say about pointless threads don't you? I take my spelling seriously, unlike life - which I leave to others to take seriously for me. That way I can absent myself and make time for unnecessary tasks. A bit like the sensation experienced by whoever is reading this post 'right now' no doubt. Hi there! Having fun? Me too, really ... I am. So there.

 

[Ambrosious]

Ally C

Your concern and caring overwhelm me. Really...

 

[Ally C]

Ambrosious

It's a curse I'm blessed with. If you find any more missing 'o's' post links to them on this thread please[!]. I take it that the only way to correct the thread title would be by deletion of the entire thread? I'd rather not, as I want this to be a lasting monument to one of the great evils of our times.


Just think what it wuld be like if we all went arund leaving ut 's the kind f mess we wuld be in. And yu'd nly have 5 psts.


I am the way, the truth and the light. No poster has their name mis-spelt but by me. And when I do, I try to rectify it.

Many thanks.