Alternative Valentines

[MausAss]

You're the only in your family I haven't fucked, will you be my Valentine?

 

[Little_Sister]

Nothing says love like genital piercing. Come on baby, let me do you. Just let me burn the end of this safety pin.

 

[BradBigBrain]

Nothing says love like genital piercing. Come on baby, let me do you. Just let me burn the end of this safety pin.

Ice cubes and safety pins...be my Valentine.

 

[BradBigBrain]

I promise to take you out on February 14th
If you promise to take me out on March 14th.

 

[Paul_Chance]

I've got an erection and five minutes...will your sister be my Valentine?

 

[Little_Sister]

I love you as much as Catherine the Great loved her horse.

 

[MausAss]

I would eat a giant potato for you.

 

[MausAss]

I love you as much as Catherine the Great loved her horse.

I want to be your Caligula, will you be my Catherine the Great?

 

[Paul_Chance]

The fluffy bunny is Easter, not Valentines Day
Now, put your pants on and let that rabbit go.

 

[Paul_Chance]

http://www.porn.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/valentines-day-anti.png

 

[fathom7]

There is only one definitive Alternative Valentine. Thanks to Harry Nilsson (ignore the Budweiser Commercial

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=02lXLiFsRtE

 

[Little_Sister]

LMAO!!!




Happy Valentines Hunny. I submitted you to People of Walmart for best back boobs!

Love,
Little Stinky

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

I've hidden your chocolates in the back of my panties

 

[sultan_sd]

I've hidden your chocolates in the back of my panties

LMAO!!!!

 

[Trixareforkids]

I've hidden your chocolates in the back of my panties

Mr. Hanky, you're running very late...

 

[pvt_addiction]

I've hidden your chocolates in the back of my panties

Your post just made me think of these delicate chocolates...

Yum!

 

[pvt_addiction]

Roses are red,
violets are blue.
I'm feeling desperate,
may I fuck you?

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

even just your voice makes me cum

sorry about all those messages on your machine

 

[NorthRockJohnson]

There's a blank space in your vagina where my cock should be.

 

[MausAss]

I know you got a restraining order, but it's fucking Valentine's Day and I can't live without you.

 

[NorthRockJohnson]

"Let me slap you with my penis"

 

[Little_Sister]

The helicopter penis thing you do makes me hot.

 

[NorthRockJohnson]

The helicopter penis thing you do makes me hot.

Hey thanks!

Drown me in your lady-jizz.

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

every hour you're away from me is another jar of peanut butter the dog and I go through

 

[NorthRockJohnson]

This year let's do something different. I'm thinking Arby's.