Alternate Phrases for Pussy Juice?

[Safe_Bet]

Snatch Syrup

Box Beverage

Quim Quaff

Split Spit

I'm on a roll...

 

[MALIBUMAN666]

Dare I suggest fanny-batter.

No, it's quite disgusting isn't it.

Sorry.

 

[penandpaper]

You can always describe it as a liquid, and then use a simile or metaphor to dress it up. For example:

His tongue paddled and stroked,
and then danced along her rapids;
making her muscles flex,
and his mouth wet.

It's not the best, but it's all I could come up with at the moment.

I've always thought things found in nature were good objects to look at when talking about something as atavistic and primal as a pussy. Fruit, for example is great, and has been used for centuries. On a side note, I'm surprised an apple hasn't been used more, since it could be viewed as a double entendre. (Yes, I know the bible doesn't specifically state it was an apple, but that's the prevalent version. )

Hope that helps.

 

[john-the-author]

I wouldn't refer to as that in a story either. I was trying to be clinical to make my point clear. But yeah, that was a stupidly repetitive turn of phrase.

Although thinking about it I can remember times when I've had a mustache and been going down on my lovely bride and my whiskers are decidedly soggy; even drippy. However, in as far as it relates to me it's not really discharge is it? It's more of residue.

OK. I'll go quietly officer.

And a delightfully squirty couple of lovers who would leave my face literally dripping, which is a joy forever. Made bringing a towel to bed absolutely essential. (Wiping your face off on the sheet is really, um, tacky, but we've all done it.)

 

[john-the-author]

Apologies in advance.

This is a Drink my son concocted around Christmas one year.
and when we went bar hopping at New Years eve, it was fun
explaining to the rather sexy, red head bar keep what it was, exactly I wanted.

so for me, Pussy Juice will forever be:

Pussy Juice - Recipe:

In a tall glass:
Ice to 3/4 of the glass
1 shot each Pineapple rum, Coconut rum
fill to 1/2 full with Pineapple juice
fill to full with Orange juice
​

but as for other ways of referring to female vaginal moisture:

her wetness, nectar, honey
'the taste of her desire'
'the aroma of her sex' (intoxicating, arousing)
sweet love juice (almost the same as pussy juice)

It's clearly a slight of nature to arm women with such a weapon
that has the capacity to turn 99% of a male to jelly, while the other 1% gets rock hard.

I know a woman that once seduced a preacher, at church.
Before entering the church, she stuck a finger into her pussy,.
then when the preacher greeted her, at the door, she touched his nose with that finger.
The service that day was a hoot!, but uncharacteristically, the preacher never left the podium!

haw haw haw haw!

I actually >HAD< a Pussy Juice cocktail last Friday. There's a related peach schnapps recipe with Bailey's Irish Cream, peach schnapps, and a shpritz of pineapple juice over crushed ice that I also had that night; that one's called a "Fuzzy Pussy." (You can make something with peach schnapps and pineapple juice and a popsicle called an "Eskimo Pussy" too, but I've actually MET Eskimo pussy in person many years ago and I preferred that one.)

 

[fastandsloppy]

And a delightfully squirty couple of lovers who would leave my face literally dripping, which is a joy forever. Made bringing a towel to bed absolutely essential. (Wiping your face off on the sheet is really, um, tacky, but we've all done it.)

Wipe it off? Why the hell would I do that?

I can't believe the first time I ate a girl out I actually gagged. She wasn't gross or anything, I was just a stupid, inexperienced kid (how old a kid? Can't say; Literotica guidelines and all that). I love the stuff now.

 

[fastandsloppy]

Snatch Syrup

Box Beverage

Quim Quaff

Split Spit

I'm on a roll...

No offense, but those seem like joke synonyms that kids would come up with. In college we'd say a girl had a "Geyser in her gash", "Torrent in her Twat", etc.

Funny to a 19 year old kid, but not particularly poetic.

 

[Safe_Bet]

No offense, but those seem like joke synonyms that kids would come up with. In college we'd say a girl had a "Geyser in her gash", "Torrent in her Twat", etc.

Funny to a 19 year old kid, but not particularly poetic.

Wow, aren't you the perceptive one.

(That was sarcasm, just in case you didn't catch it this time, either)

 

[Xelebes]

Slick
Slime
Slip
Slop
Slosh
Slurp

Pap
Pool
Puss

All I can think for mono-syllabic words beginning with p and sl.

 

[Xelebes]

Dare I suggest fanny-batter.

No, it's quite disgusting isn't it.

Sorry.

Could be worse, could be box-butter.

 

[Boxlicker101]

Could be worse, could be box-butter.

That wouldn't be all that bad. Pussy juices are a bit oily, in keeping with their natural function of lubrication, and taste good on bread.

 

[fastandsloppy]

Wow, aren't you the perceptive one.

(That was sarcasm, just in case you didn't catch it this time, either)

Sorry I hurt your feelings.

 

[Huckleman2000]

the glaze on her donut?

 

[DG Hear]

If you love her: Nectar of the Gods.

If you hate her: Fish oil on the bottom of a dirty aquarium.

 

[miaction69]

honey pot
- sweet and sticky-