Alternate Phrases for Pussy Juice?

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It seems that so many of the important sexual words have a huge variety of synonyms: except female vaginal discharge. It's vexing because I love pussy juice and I love writing about it in my stories, but the lack of alternate phrases makes it frustrating to mention it more than a few times without sounding clunky. I don't think I've led a sheltered life, but I'm always coming up blank.

So how about it? I need some help with my pussy juice thesaurus!
 
It seems that so many of the important sexual words have a huge variety of synonyms: except female vaginal discharge. It's vexing because I love pussy juice and I love writing about it in my stories, but the lack of alternate phrases makes it frustrating to mention it more than a few times without sounding clunky. I don't think I've led a sheltered life, but I'm always coming up blank.

So how about it? I need some help with my pussy juice thesaurus!

essence/s ?
 
It seems that so many of the important sexual words have a huge variety of synonyms: except female vaginal discharge. It's vexing because I love pussy juice and I love writing about it in my stories, but the lack of alternate phrases makes it frustrating to mention it more than a few times without sounding clunky. I don't think I've led a sheltered life, but I'm always coming up blank.

So how about it? I need some help with my pussy juice thesaurus!

I refer to it constantly. Sometimes I call it ambrosia, if it's unusually delicious. Otherwise, nectar the delicious treat, or other general words such as that.

Never, not ever, at no time, will I ever refer to it as "female vaginal discharge":confused: BTW, have you ever heard of male vaginal discharge?:confused:
 
I do urge you to find a substitute for "pussy juice" (yucky poo), and applaud your endeavors to do so.
 
It's a fair cop.

I refer to it constantly. Sometimes I call it ambrosia, if it's unusually delicious. Otherwise, nectar the delicious treat, or other general words such as that.

Never, not ever, at no time, will I ever refer to it as "female vaginal discharge":confused: BTW, have you ever heard of male vaginal discharge?:confused:

I wouldn't refer to as that in a story either. I was trying to be clinical to make my point clear. But yeah, that was a stupidly repetitive turn of phrase.

Although thinking about it I can remember times when I've had a mustache and been going down on my lovely bride and my whiskers are decidedly soggy; even drippy. However, in as far as it relates to me it's not really discharge is it? It's more of residue.

OK. I'll go quietly officer.
 
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See, I'm conflicted here... some of the more flowery ones sound too purple for me, you know? I don't like purple prose as a general rule, but it's hard to find a middle-ground without going all clinical. xD
 
Apologies in advance.

This is a Drink my son concocted around Christmas one year.
and when we went bar hopping at New Years eve, it was fun
explaining to the rather sexy, red head bar keep what it was, exactly I wanted.

so for me, Pussy Juice will forever be:

Pussy Juice - Recipe:

In a tall glass:
Ice to 3/4 of the glass
1 shot each Pineapple rum, Coconut rum
fill to 1/2 full with Pineapple juice
fill to full with Orange juice

but as for other ways of referring to female vaginal moisture:

her wetness, nectar, honey
'the taste of her desire'
'the aroma of her sex' (intoxicating, arousing)
sweet love juice (almost the same as pussy juice)

It's clearly a slight of nature to arm women with such a weapon
that has the capacity to turn 99% of a male to jelly, while the other 1% gets rock hard.

I know a woman that once seduced a preacher, at church.
Before entering the church, she stuck a finger into her pussy,.
then when the preacher greeted her, at the door, she touched his nose with that finger.
The service that day was a hoot!, but uncharacteristically, the preacher never left the podium!
 
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Pussy Juice - Recipe:

In a tall glass:
Ice to 3/4 of the glass
1 shot each Pineapple rum, Coconut rum
fill to 1/2 full with Pineapple juice
fill to full with Orange juice


And stir with a cat.
 
I refer to it constantly. Sometimes I call it ambrosia, if it's unusually delicious. Otherwise, nectar the delicious treat, or other general words such as that.

Never, not ever, at no time, will I ever refer to it as "female vaginal discharge":confused: BTW, have you ever heard of male vaginal discharge?:confused:

I have. It's a result of coitus.
 
Yeah, because in addition to being offputting, I can't think of a story that would fit around it that wasn't juvenile.

Agreed.

I was just quite tickled to read that in one of your posts. ;)
 
Agreed.

I was just quite tickled to read that in one of your posts. ;)

As you apparently surmised, I reached for a description that I thought matched the level of image.

P.S. not that I've come up with much better than "essence" in the contexts I'd written--so I think it was a good question.
 
This was one alternate expression I used one time:
"Oh, ick, she thought. I hope Jimmy doesn't get grossed out by this stuff."

Fortunately, her equally virginal bridegroom didn't. :cool:
 
hahaha

The absolute worst term I ever read was "Poontang Tang" :D

Redundant! Poon Tang is sufficient.

("Sippy ty on the woppy sy" - Pooty Tang)

Cunt liquor. I think I've used it in a story--no one complained.

Country song: If I Cunt Liquor, Neither Can You!


I don't think I've ever described love juice, dewey nectar, etc other than to say something like wet, slickness, tasted her clean flavor, and such. I haven't been compelled to describing my 48DD lover ejaculating her "viscous essence, not unlike Valvoline's synthetic 10-20, but thinner and better tasting."
 
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