Alternate Blurting II: Bandito

[butters]

glad no one was under that tree trunk when it came down - must have been yesterday as i was watching the treetops dancing some... a sort of sub-trunk growing up from the base of the main one and maybe 20' long, maybe longer. it's hard to judge when it's amongst big trees. guess we'll stick a chain around it and drag it up to get chainsawed

 

[Aglaopheme]

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[adrina]

Taco Thursday can be a thing right?

 

[Que]

This probably deserves it's "pwn" thread:

Right after he castigated me for an obvious voice-to-text error (all the factory instead of olfactory) BobsDownSouth posts this word salad:

Nope, I said nothing of the sort. I had a headache or two back in the military, I took some Tylenol and soldiered on. Kids these days start clutching their head and squeal "I can't hump a ruck no more, first sergeant! I need some of that lifetime disability socialism".


Your IKYABWAI notwithstanding, this who thread came about because snowflake RWCJers got butthurt about AOC calling concentration camps what they are.

"This who thread came about?" I quite reasonably queried, given he just got done doing a victory dance over my post.

(Note that every single word tossed in his word salad is a monosyllabic* word)

His defense:

S'okay, most RWCJers don't either. Queerbait reads what I say but his adderall-addled brain has issues with multiple syllable words, and BotanySocialist reads my posts but he cannot respond coherently due to a tough combination of missing grey matter, organic mental illness and "Vicodin fog".

I had to explain to him that "polysyllabic" is the polysyllabic word he needed to complete his lecture about having issues with "multiple syllable words."<sic>

*For Bobs' benefit: monosyllabic means words with only one syllable. Which all of the words in your "multiple syllable word" salad were. ALL of them.

 

[Hal9000_]

Taco Thursday can be a thing right?

Tacos are excellent any night.

 

[adrina]

Tacos are excellent any night.

That was my thought. And homemade. Okay so I bought the shells. But the meat is ground sirloin and I used some of the chipotle chili powder for some of the regular chili powder. I've got fresh chopped tomatoes, onion, grated cheese and some sour cream.

And I'll have lunch tomorrow.

 

[Que]

Taco Thursday can be a thing right?

Whoa. We most be on totes the same wavelength.

I bought these 'cocoa dusted' almonds* in a big jar at Costoco. I had enjoyed them at my Mom's a few years back when I was up there making some repairs so she could sell that beast of a house for something little ol lady appropriate.

Anyway, I was using the lid to punch out corn tortillas in the masa I had rolled out between the layers of a grocery bag. Later, when clearing the counter I spied the open container of almonds. I was more in the mod fir savory, though so I tossed the 'cocoa dusted' almonds with commercial TACO seasoning mix. On a THURSDAY!

Chocolate and chilli pair well. Scrumptious.**

*BTW, lest anyone make the mistake I made thinking this is a healthful snack "dusted" with totally healthy cocoa powder, if you look at the calories and ingredients, they are just chocolate covered almonds that somehow or another they managed to get a matte finish on.

** "Scrumptious" means "yum," Bobs.

 

[butters]

Taco Thursday can be a thing right?

yes. indeed it can

and this: https://kdotweb.com/tv/light-balanc...n-americas-got-talent-2019-auditions-night-2/
blew me away! their dance routine starts around the 2 minute mark

 

[Que]

Whoa, again.

I edited that at 4:20, which must mean I'm also on the same wavelength as Luk. I hope I haven't interrupted anything between the two lovebirds.

 

[Luk]

Wait, you are right. I was thinking that it was David Carradine because I confused the casting controversy with, of course Kung Fu.

But yes definitely Kato Kaelin. The only reason that Luke is as lean as Bruce Lee is because of meth not because of training.

Sleep it off, Tweak. Or, just continue to be the village idiot and punching bag at the same time. So, just another Thursday for the Tweaker.

 

[Que]

Sleep it off, Tweak. Or, just continue to be the village idiot and punching bag at the same time. So, just another Thursday for the Tweaker.

None of those choices sound particularly attractive, which do you find yourself in the position of most often?

 

[Aglaopheme]

Taco Thursday can be a thing right?

Yep. I had tostadas for lunch. That’s close enough. I had a delicious Vietnamese egg roll salad for dinner.

 

[Luk]

It would be sad if he wasn't a piece of shit racist, misogynist, and a desperate tweaker.

 

[butters]

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this was for real? omg!

In New Jersey, divers used to dive horses right off the steel boardwalk in Atlantic City. This extremely dangerous act was banned in the '50s.

 

[Que]

It would be sad if he wasn't a piece of shit racist, misogynist, and a desperate tweaker.

Back to illeism?

I guess if I had to live your life I would probably revert to narrator voice as well.

 

[adrina]

Those were some spicy tacos.

A bit less chipotle chili powder next time.

 

[HarryHill]

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this was for real? omg!

..
It was. There's a movie, dunno what now



Tacos any day, Nachos any night, enchiladas for supper, beans soon.





Tweakend what a great word

 

[Que]

..
It was. There's a movie, dunno what now



Tacos any day, Nachos any night, enchiladas for supper, beans soon.





Tweakend what a great word

I made Sonoran-style enchiladas for dinner. Gordita tortillas handmade with some whole wheat flour added to the masa as an experiment. Green sauce, tortilla, more sauce, cheese, onion and repeat for a short stack of enchiladas. Really quick and tasty.

Drizzle lightly with vinegar, preferably from a jar of green olives.

 

[Luk]

I made Sonoran-style enchiladas for dinner. Gordita tortillas handmade with some whole wheat flour added to the masa as an experiment. Green sauce, tortilla, more sauce, cheese, onion and repeat for a short stack of enchiladas. Really quick and tasty.

Drizzle lightly with vinegar, preferably from a jar of green olives.

Your post times say you haven't eaten in a few days, Tweak.

Oh, you *made* them, you didn't actually eat anything. My bad.

 

[Que]

Your post times say you haven't eaten in a few days, Tweak.

Oh, you *made* them, you didn't actually eat anything. My bad.

In the real world those of us not scavenging fat cells to convert to glucose through meth-fueled ketosis have to use carbs to provide the glucose that the brain runs on.

By the way I don't know if I ever told you but those are some nice abs for a guy over thirty that doesn't do crunches.

 

[Luk]

By the way I don't know if I ever told you but those are some nice abs for a guy over thirty that doesn't do crunches.

Dafuq. Yoga, run, crunches everyfuckingday.

 

[cowslinger64]

I made Sonoran-style enchiladas for dinner. Gordita tortillas handmade with some whole wheat flour added to the masa as an experiment. Green sauce, tortilla, more sauce, cheese, onion and repeat for a short stack of enchiladas. Really quick and tasty.

Drizzle lightly with vinegar, preferably from a jar of green olives.

You have a hot plate in your billion year old Pussymobile?

 

[Que]

Dafuq. Yoga, run, crunches everyfuckingday.

Huh.

Odd that you never mention it, yet you mention meth everyfuckingday.

 

[Que]

You have a hot plate in your billion year old Pussymobile?

Sorry the queue is presently full. Please wait for your troll number to be called.

 

[Luk]

Huh.

Odd that you never mention it, yet you mention meth everyfuckingday.

You've stalked me enough to know that's not true. Or, you could just ask her, firmly