Alternate Blurting II: Bandito

[oralaccents]

She does sometimes come across with that dry-drunk vibe. I normally don't prescribe alcohol to solve social ills but some lubricity in her case might be an improvement.

I meant semen.

 

[Que]

If he spent as much time on working on hisself instead of shitpisting, maybe he'd see "his" daughter more than once every six weeks.

I have noticed that you druggies don't have any sense of time. How is two days a week (four in the last week) "every six weeks?"

Why would someone [that no sane human being would ever want to sire her child) be so concerned with other peoples children. That is fast approaching Rob-level creepy.

I'm sure all of the usual suspects that want to comment on my mental health (as a weird dig that frankly smacks of them projecting their own issues) will look at your post and act as if it doesn't show that you're a desperate little psychopath worthy of only derision.

 

[Que]

Sometimes topical posts are better read combined.

 

[Que]

I meant semen.

Short of a sperm bank, I can't see her getting any donors. Not a comment on her physical appearance (although I find that typically form follows function) I can't imagine that personality attracting anyone regardless of their orientation.

You're probably on the right track though. Perhaps a quality vibrator on order. I get the impression that the last one is probably inoperable and stuck up her ass.

A hundred plus posts per day - just on the que account, incessant weak deflections and the pervasive stench of desperation?

He is not a well person. Stable people do not behave this way. I almost feel sorry for him - seriously, how miserable he must be.

While I can appreciate quality concern trolling, this is not that.

Given that smell-o-vision has not been yet invented, if you're olfactory receptors are detecting the stench of desperation you need to look closer to home, spinster.

 

[von_Bismarck]

A hundred plus posts per day - just on the que account, incessant weak deflections and the pervasive stench of desperation?

He is not a well person. Stable people do not behave this way. I almost feel sorry for him - seriously, how miserable he must be.

When Que diminishes the life accomplishments of others, he's really projecting his own dissatisfaction and regret. But with this latest episode, one wonders if he's having a breakdown.

 

[von_Bismarck]

Short of a sperm bank, I can't see her getting any donors. Not a comment on her physical appearance (although I find that typically form follows function) I can't imagine that personality attracting anyone regardless of their orientation.

You're probably on the right track though. Perhaps a quality vibrator on order. I get the impression that the last one is probably inoperable and stuck up her ass.



While I can appreciate quality concern trolling, this is not that.

Given that smell-o-vision has not been yet invented, if you're all the factory receptors are detecting the stench of desperation you need to look closer to home, spinster.

That isn't the result of voice-to-text or autocorrect error.

Sleep it off, Tweaker.

 

[InsightRiot]

If you find something you truly enjoy doing for work you'll never work a day in your life. If you considered a job change?

. .oh, wait.

Nevermind.

Got any job suggestions, besides nursing, that would be good for someone who wants to work 3 days a week for 8 hours a day? With coworkers who are happy and content with their life so they don't have a bad attitude. At least $15 an hour.

That'd be my dream job.

 

[Que]

When Que diminishes the life accomplishments of others, he's really projecting his own dissatisfaction and regret. But with this latest episode, one wonders if he's having a breakdown.

No reason to "diminsh" anyone's actual accomplishments.

Kato living in a pool house while pretending to be a California homeowner is not an accomplishment. Neither is signing a seventy-two month contract for a base-model Sorrento. Depending on how difficult his mom is to work for, that might be an accomplishment. Working for family could drive anyone to substances.

No one is denigrating your service, (if you actually served) and questioning whether you were actually the "Division heavyweight Golden Gloves champion" is not "diminishing" your "accomplishments," I am outright questioning in, no different than questioning SR71pilot's obvious stolen valor. That isn't just because I don't like you it just seems rather unlikely that a man who was good with his hands and would have worked side-by-side with blacks in the military would have been so freaked out that a black couple asked for spare change in a parking lot. Even if as you claimed it is actually true that there had been some rash of strong armed robberies by people pretending to be panhandler's if you are not able to handle yourself I can't imagine why you freaked out and ran behind to hide behind the armed guard. That doesn't sound like somebody that's been trained in hand-to-hand combat.

I find it hilarious that you ran in immediately headed to the Iggy bunker though when I brought it up.

...and I like adrina's pineapples. Gardening is a great way to get some fresh air.

 

[butters]

So who is going to start the "when will Que go off the deep end pool".

It can't be long now.

i think H broke him

 

[Luk]

I have noticed that you druggies don't have any sense of time. How is two days a week (four in the last week) "every six weeks?"

Why would someone [that no sane human being would ever want to sire her child) be so concerned with other peoples children. That is fast approaching Rob-level creepy.

I'm sure all of the usual suspects that want to comment on my mental health (as a weird dig that frankly smacks of them projecting their own issues) will look at your post and act as if it doesn't show that you're a desperate little psychopath worthy of only derision.

I got it from the time you said you hadn't seen "your" daughter in 6 weeks. Probably court ordered.

 

[adrina]

i think H broke him

Something did, for sure.

 

[Que]

Got any job suggestions, besides nursing, that would be good for someone who wants to work 3 days a week for 8 hours a day? With coworkers who are happy and content with their life so they don't have a bad attitude. At least $15 an hour.

That'd be my dream job.

You and me both. Throw in some benefits and I'm in.

I sort of have that sort of schedule as a heavy equipment operator. In the mind you only are assigned 14 days a month and never more than 4 day shift or four night shifts in a row for the regular crews. When I started though I would do 7 12 hour shifts on in the daytime and then seven days off I followed by 7 night shifts of 12 hours each. Actually 12 and a half but who's counting?

You seem to be both handy and creative. I remember you making that chandelier. Maybe if you like that sort of thing you should start making various things may be selling it on Etsy until you build up a little bit of a product line then get a space, then a shop?

I know your sort of joking but sometimes it's good to see what others see in you. The oddest thing that I've had repeatedly suggested by strangers who barely know me is podcasting and bartending. Neither of which I've done.

 

[Que]

I got it from the time you said you hadn't seen "your" daughter in 6 weeks. Probably court ordered.

That's both obsessive that you would reach back a couple of years (to when she was on summer vacation, and a 540 mile round trip away) and telling that you think it's normal for people to have their lives structured in ways that the court orders them to.

I always assume that your record probably didn't have anything more than some minor drug paraphernalia charges on it. Exactly how much court supervision have you had over time?

 

[Que]

i think H broke him

Ooh, I like it. Kinky!

Being a handsome and peronable man that's not shy about interacting with couples I always find it interesting when one elbows the other because I fit into some sort of scenario that they've been discussing. Nothing ever comes of it, of course, but I don't mind at all being fantasy fodder for a couple like yourself.

In this fantasy of yours, how does Harry "break" me? I find that a little puzzling because that seems pretty out of character for Harry he seems like a pretty easy-going guy. A lover, not a fighter.

Have you discussed your need for Harry to be a little more aggressive with you? It's a common problem that nice guys don't really want to get rough and aggressive in bed.

 

[Que]

That isn't the result of voice-to-text or autocorrect error.

Sleep it off, Tweaker.

O rly?

So "all the factory" for "olfactory" was (in your view) the sort of random words that one types purposefully, but only on a Kato-style meth-fueled bender?

You know what I think? I think that the word olfactory is not in your vernacular.

 

[Luk]

It was in 2019, I believe, Tweak. I thank you for verifying that I was right, though.

 

[ryan8558]

Are we talking Green Hornet's Kato or Kaelin?

I don't think the Green Hornet's Kato was a meth abuser. Kaelin I'm not so sure about.

 

[Que]

It was in 2019, I believe, Tweak. I thank you for verifying that I was right, though.

Again with that druggie tendency to not really have any sense of time. I wonder what causes that?

You do know that the current year is 2019, right? . . . and it's summertime has just begun?

I'm also a little unclear about whether you're saying that you've been on court supervised release for all of 2019 only or that's just your most recent experience with the courts?

I thought you had said that your drug-dealing days were behind you?

 

[von_Bismarck]

O rly?

So "all the factory" for "olfactory" was (in your view) the sort of random words that one types purposefully, but only on a Kato-style meth-fueled bender?

You know what I think? I think that the word olfactory is not in your vernacular.

Uh huh. Then what explains your inability to catch such a gratuitous error.

As I said, sleep it off, Tweaker.

 

[Que]

Are we talking Green Hornet's Kato or Kaelin?

I don't think the Green Hornet's Kato was a meth abuser. Kaelin I'm not so sure about.

Luk had given the impression that he had lovingly ease his mother out of his home but the reverse was true. He finally in his thirties has left home and he has landed in the pool house of a friend.

Kato Kaelin kind of seems like the sort of kid you'd expect from druggie parents himself so perhaps they named him after Kato of The Green Hornet. The whole thing is probably interconnected.

Side note, they definitely should have given that role to Bruce Lee.

 

[Que]

Uh huh. Then what explains your inability to catch such a gratuitous error.

As I said, sleep it off, Tweaker.

Why would I bother to proofread?

I command an entire team of proofreaders at my beck and call. All I have to do is post and wait. It actually works better than looking for the little red squiggly lines when I used to use a laptop and Firefox.

Kind of weird though that neither of you caught the homonym errors even though I did it twice both in sentences referring to homonym errors. The only thing I could have done better to help train LukCzech and BobsCzech would be to have hung neon lights over the word

 

[ryan8558]

Luk had given the impression that he had lovingly ease his mother out of his home but the reverse was true. He finally in his thirties has left home and he has landed in the pool house of a friend.

Kato Kaelin kind of seems like the sort of kid you'd expect from druggie parents himself so perhaps they named him after Kato of The Green Hornet. The whole thing is probably interconnected.

Side note, they definitely should have given that role to Bruce Lee.

They did.

 

[Que]

They did.

Wait, you are right. I was thinking that it was David Carradine because I confused the casting controversy with, of course Kung Fu.

But yes definitely Kato Kaelin. The only reason that Luke is as lean as Bruce Lee is because of meth not because of training.

 

[butters]

anyone watch the premiere of yellowstone(season2) last night? the scene where they let an angry bull into the barroom was classic

 

[RobDownSouth]

Wait, you are right. I was thinking that it was David Carradine because I confused the casting controversy with, of course Kung Fu.

But yes definitely Kato Kaelin. The only reason that Luke is as lean as Bruce Lee is because of meth not because of training.

Wheras you are "lean" because of a combination of snorting adderall and "underdeveloped lungs".