Also not bdsm, but interesting.. Is your computer possessed?

blue kat

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Beware fellow perverati, your computer may be possessed! Demonic forces may inhabit your hard drive and force you to look at horrible pornographic and obscene materials! If your computer is newer than 1985, beware! Beware I tell you!! Systems newer than 1985 have enough memory to serve as a condo for underworld creatures!

Seriously, I was googling something else and came upon a weird link that led me to this website: Tolerance, my ass! . Here's the article in question:

2000-APR: Reverend Jim Peasboro of Savannah GA has written a book "The Devil in the Machine: Is your computer possessed by a demon?" Some of the points raised in the book are:
"While the Computer Age has ushered in many advances, it has also opened yet another door through which Lucifer and his minions can enter and corrupt men's souls."
Demons can possess anything with a brain, including a chicken, a human being, or a computer.
"Any PC built after 1985 has the storage capacity to house an evil spirit."
"...most of the youths involved in school shootings like the tragedy at Columbine were computer buffs...I have no doubt that computer demons exerted an influence on them."
an estimated "...one in 10 computers in America now houses
some type of evil spirit."
"Technicians can replace the hard drive and reinstall the software, getting rid of the wicked spirit permanently."

Rev. Peasboro said: "I learned that many members of my congregation became in touch with a dark force whenever they used their computers. Decent, happily married family men were drawn irresistibly to pornographic websites and forced to witness unspeakable abominations. Housewives who had never expressed an impure thought were entering Internet chat rooms and found themselves spewing foul, debasing language they would never use normally...One woman wept as she confessed to me, 'I feel when I'm on the computer as if someone else or something else just takes over.'"

He had the opportunity to inspect an infected computer. He found that an artificial-intelligence program started up automatically. He said that: "The program began talking directly to me, openly mocked me. It typed out, 'Preacher, you are a weakling and your God is a damn liar.' " Then the device went haywire and started printing out what looked like gobbledygook...I later had an expert in dead languages examine the text. It turned out to be a stream of obscenities written in a 2,800-year-old Mesopotamian dialect!"
 
:D

Almost wet myself reading this :)

'Decent' married men now have a new excuse for looking at porn

"Darling the computer made me, honest"

Lol

Thank you blu Kat
 
OMG Some people, I swear. As a Christian, I want to say that not all Christians are that dumb. I swear, talk about a dumb way to excuse human nature.
 
:D

I just want to know why computers before 1985 are unable to house a demon?

I wonder if I can download some demons off of Morpheus.
 
From his comment, I belive he's referring to enough memory space or hard drive space. From Timeline of computer of computer milestones

1985 - May Sinclair ZX Spectrum 128 announced, released in February 1986. See Feb. 1986.

1985 - October 17 80386 DX released. It supports clock frequencies of up to 33 MHz and can address up to 4 GB of memory (and in theory virtual memory of up to 64 terabytes, which was important for marketing purposes). It also includes a bigger instruction set than the 80286.

At the date of release the fastest version ran at 20 MHz and achieved 6.0 MIPs. It contained 275,000 transistors.

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1986 - February Sinclair ZX Spectrum 128 released. It had 128 Kb of RAM, but little other improvement over the original ZX (except improved sound capabilities). Later models were produced by Amstrad - but they showed no major advances in technology.

1986 - April Apple released another version of the Macintosh (the Macintosh 512Ke) which was basically the same as the 512K of Sept. 1984.

1986 - September Amstrad Announced Amstrad PC 1512, a cheap and powerful PC. Cost was just under £1000, it included a slightly enhanced CGA graphics adapter, 512Kb RAM (upgradable to 640Kb), 8086 processor (upgradable to NEC V30) and a 20Mb hard disk (optional). Amstrad had previous success with the PCW. To ensure the computer was accessible they made sure the manuals could be read by everyone, and also included DR's GEM desktop (a WIMP system) and a mouse to try to make to machine more user friendly. It was sold in many high street shops and was a complete success, being bought by Business and Home users alike. N.B. This was the author's family's first Home computer, with a Monochrome monitor and hard disk it cost just under £1000.


He could also possibly be referring to the development of T1 "stuff", as detailed on this document:The History of Computers, Communications, Space and Technology

A snip from there..

985 - 1988 the T1 backbone of the Internet is developed, which allows the speed limit of data flow to jump from 56 kbs to 1.544Mbps (like going from 56 miles an hour to 1.5 thousand miles an hour)


It appears that the "T1 backbone" made internet connections more accessable, so "Lucifer and his minions" had an easier time invading your system, and then the storage space available on the current systems gave them a permanent home.

Which makes me wonder: What happened to the demons you downloaded when you didn't have enough space for them to set up housekeeping? Did they get sucked back into the internet when you disconnected? Did they dissapate into the atmosphere of the home in questions? Were they destroyed when you disconnected? And what happens if you didn't have enough space for the demons to set up housekeeping? Did they room together? Or did they indulge in a winner take all battle for supremacy? And finally, How come we didnt see this on Buffy? (the last question really burns me up!)

Maybe we need to call a few computer geeks over from Shadowsdream's thread and ask them..
 
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