blue kat
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Beware fellow perverati, your computer may be possessed! Demonic forces may inhabit your hard drive and force you to look at horrible pornographic and obscene materials! If your computer is newer than 1985, beware! Beware I tell you!! Systems newer than 1985 have enough memory to serve as a condo for underworld creatures!
Seriously, I was googling something else and came upon a weird link that led me to this website: Tolerance, my ass! . Here's the article in question:
2000-APR: Reverend Jim Peasboro of Savannah GA has written a book "The Devil in the Machine: Is your computer possessed by a demon?" Some of the points raised in the book are:
"While the Computer Age has ushered in many advances, it has also opened yet another door through which Lucifer and his minions can enter and corrupt men's souls."
Demons can possess anything with a brain, including a chicken, a human being, or a computer.
"Any PC built after 1985 has the storage capacity to house an evil spirit."
"...most of the youths involved in school shootings like the tragedy at Columbine were computer buffs...I have no doubt that computer demons exerted an influence on them."
an estimated "...one in 10 computers in America now houses
some type of evil spirit."
"Technicians can replace the hard drive and reinstall the software, getting rid of the wicked spirit permanently."
Rev. Peasboro said: "I learned that many members of my congregation became in touch with a dark force whenever they used their computers. Decent, happily married family men were drawn irresistibly to pornographic websites and forced to witness unspeakable abominations. Housewives who had never expressed an impure thought were entering Internet chat rooms and found themselves spewing foul, debasing language they would never use normally...One woman wept as she confessed to me, 'I feel when I'm on the computer as if someone else or something else just takes over.'"
He had the opportunity to inspect an infected computer. He found that an artificial-intelligence program started up automatically. He said that: "The program began talking directly to me, openly mocked me. It typed out, 'Preacher, you are a weakling and your God is a damn liar.' " Then the device went haywire and started printing out what looked like gobbledygook...I later had an expert in dead languages examine the text. It turned out to be a stream of obscenities written in a 2,800-year-old Mesopotamian dialect!"
Seriously, I was googling something else and came upon a weird link that led me to this website: Tolerance, my ass! . Here's the article in question:
2000-APR: Reverend Jim Peasboro of Savannah GA has written a book "The Devil in the Machine: Is your computer possessed by a demon?" Some of the points raised in the book are:
"While the Computer Age has ushered in many advances, it has also opened yet another door through which Lucifer and his minions can enter and corrupt men's souls."
Demons can possess anything with a brain, including a chicken, a human being, or a computer.
"Any PC built after 1985 has the storage capacity to house an evil spirit."
"...most of the youths involved in school shootings like the tragedy at Columbine were computer buffs...I have no doubt that computer demons exerted an influence on them."
an estimated "...one in 10 computers in America now houses
some type of evil spirit."
"Technicians can replace the hard drive and reinstall the software, getting rid of the wicked spirit permanently."
Rev. Peasboro said: "I learned that many members of my congregation became in touch with a dark force whenever they used their computers. Decent, happily married family men were drawn irresistibly to pornographic websites and forced to witness unspeakable abominations. Housewives who had never expressed an impure thought were entering Internet chat rooms and found themselves spewing foul, debasing language they would never use normally...One woman wept as she confessed to me, 'I feel when I'm on the computer as if someone else or something else just takes over.'"
He had the opportunity to inspect an infected computer. He found that an artificial-intelligence program started up automatically. He said that: "The program began talking directly to me, openly mocked me. It typed out, 'Preacher, you are a weakling and your God is a damn liar.' " Then the device went haywire and started printing out what looked like gobbledygook...I later had an expert in dead languages examine the text. It turned out to be a stream of obscenities written in a 2,800-year-old Mesopotamian dialect!"