alright, fine then I'll put the toilet seat down . . .

[Todd-'o'-Vision]

Just don't come bitching to me about a cold wet seat at 3AM in the morning

 

[April]

 

[Todd-'o'-Vision]

don't be teasing put that tongue to good use now

8=======>

 

[lovetoread]

wet? yuck.

 

[April]

LOL I intend to.

 

[Todd-'o'-Vision]

LOL I intend to.

taht a good girl, or should i say naughty

now get over her and show me that tongue action

 

[Todd-'o'-Vision]

wet? yuck.

thats the rsults of being so adamant that the seat must be down

 

[lovetoread]

thats the rsults of being so adamant that the seat must be down

You mean with the size of that whole in a toilet seat,you cannot aim better than that?

Which brings to mind a question,why is it that men do pee on the seat anyway? I mean it cannot be that hard to aim your wingdinger and get it inside the toilet,right?

 

[Shockdoctor]

At 3 in the morning, when your eyes are about 1/4 open, aiming can be a very tricky thing.

 

[Todd-'o'-Vision]

You mean with the size of that whole in a toilet seat,you cannot aim better than that?

Which brings to mind a question,why is it that men do pee on the seat anyway? I mean it cannot be that hard to aim your wingdinger and get it inside the toilet,right?

the same way women can't see to put the seat down at 3 in the morning, men can't see to get it in the hole at 3 in the morning

 

[SweetBrat73]

Just don't come bitching to me about a cold wet seat at 3AM in the morning

LoL You are so weak!!! Stand up for your toilet seat rights man!!! Men have just as much right to leave the seat up as we have to put it back down again


Brat


Bitching about the toilet seat is of no use...there are better things to spend your time on

 

[Harpoon]

Re: Re: alright, fine then I'll put the toilet seat down . . .

Bitching about the toilet seat is of no use...there are better things to spend your time on

Thats right it will be up the next time you go anyway...

 

[SweetBrat73]

LMAO

That's fine...as you can see it doesn't bother me if ya'll leave the seat up I'm very capable of putting it down again


Brat

 

[Tim1]

I knew it

Todd you fukin sold out. I knew it this would happen. You should stand tall and proud and leave the fucking toilet seat up. Damnit, Whats next.....Valentine's Day flowers?

 

[ToddHwrd]

Just don't come bitching to me about a cold wet seat at 3AM in the morning

If you are going to pee on the seat you need to either sharpen you aim or have a seat there buddy!! Just a word of advice, I know how irritated most women get about wet seats......lol

 

[Wiggles]

Oh cold and wet you say? At 3 in the morning?

Heehee,

*Water guns Todd's face with ice-cold water*

Wiggles don't take no shiznit.

 

[claude_moveml]

The most efficient strategy to minimize labour intensive seat movements is to leave the seat right where it was when you finished it - there's just about 50% chance that the next person using the toilet seat will want the seat to be in that position (assuming a large number of both sexes will be needing to use that particular toilet, and that men will need to pee considerably more often than shit). That makes an average of 0.5 seat movements per toilet visit. If you always leave the seat down, or always leave the seat up, the average number of seat movements per toilet visit is 50%*0 + 50%*2 = 1, which is more than 0.5. Hence the lazy method is the most efficient one.

 

[Todd-'o'-Vision]

Re: I knew it

Todd you fukin sold out. I knew it this would happen. You should stand tall and proud and leave the fucking toilet seat up. Damnit, Whats next.....Valentine's Day flowers?

PSSST - the toilet seat is up, i just wantthem to think its down, reverse physcology

 

[Todd-'o'-Vision]

Re: Re: alright, fine then I'll put the toilet seat down . . .

If you are going to pee on the seat you need to either sharpen you aim or have a seat there buddy!! Just a word of advice, I know how irritated most women get about wet seats......lol

at 3am in the morning i ain't putting lights on and i ain't openig my eyes, i go my feel and sound.

meaning i feel my way to the bathroom and i listen till i hear water on water for my aim

 

[Tim1]

Re: Re: I knew it

PSSST - the toilet seat is up, i just wantthem to think its down, reverse physcology

SHHHHH ya think if they sit and their asses hit the water they will notice?.NAAAAAA

 

[Todd-'o'-Vision]

Re: Re: Re: I knew it

SHHHHH ya think if they sit and their asses hit the water they will notice?.NAAAAAA

thats why i have a remote control lock on the bedroom door

 

[Tim1]

Re: Re: Re: Re: I knew it

thats why i have a remote control lock on the bedroom door

Well 'll be a hairy assed plumber, You got all the fuckin answers.

 

[Todd-'o'-Vision]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: I knew it

Well 'll be a hairy assed plumber, You got all the fuckin answers.

I try to

 

[FieryKitty]

We keep the seat and the lid down because otherwise the cats play in the water. Ewww.