All Newbies Post Here

[sirhugs]

don't you just love that find
rhymes with bind?

I know you have a right to have issues with bondage
given that hubby was such a jerk on a rage
but hopefiully you can turn that page
and not be offended by a little teasing play
when from my voyeur streak I stray

 

[SonTzu]

I am sooo a newbie.

I don't know what to say right now...

 

[kikmosa]

I am sooo a newbie.

I don't know what to say right now...

Tell us about you
Things you like to do

And no need to converse
In rhyme or verse

This is just done
As a thing for fun

We welcome you here
And wish you cheer

 

[sirhugs]

I am sooo a newbie.

I don't know what to say right now...

hi is a good start
you don't need to rhyme to take part
just tell us about what you look to find
or anything that's on your mind

 

[SonTzu]

I like to try anything.
Would like to know people.
I am in the shadow/dark/back observing the world.
Never fully out there.



I do have limits as to how far i will go to try anything.

 

[sirhugs]

I am sooo a newbie.

I don't know what to say right now...

if that isn't enough of a clue
here's what to do:

- tell us how you found Lit
-do you read Lit stories? what sort?
-what's the last movie you saw?
-are you into any sexual fetishes?
-what's your hobby?
-what's the weirdest sexual experience you've tried?
-is there something more adventurous you always wanted to try?
-what do you want to find at Lit Forum?

 

[Mysticcal]

I like to try anything.
Would like to know people.
I am in the shadow/dark/back observing the world.
Never fully out there.



I do have limits as to how far i will go to try anything.

Hi Tzu I just want to say,
welcome to lit,
pull up a chair,
why don't you sit.

Test those limits,
come out of the dark,
take that first step,
make your mark.

To get to know people,
tell us some more,
what do you like,
what do you look for?

Mysti

 

[SonTzu]

My limits... I'm starting testing them...
My looks... 5'11", black hair, dark eyes, 145
What I look for is to test my limits (looking for a woman)
I don't know how I found this place, but i think i found it @ a netcafe...
The last movie I saw was... The Tuxedo
my sex life is begining so there is nothing to say there

 

[phatcat]

Daily Supplemental

Canada, Canada, the 51st state,
We take your fish, bring only bait,
We pour our trash from the tailgate,
while the border potrol doesn't incarcerate

they just stand idly by as you traffic in pot
laugh out at NAFTA, sleep on your cot
very near to the border, like 90%
of Canadians of European descent.

Um... shoot, that's not a welcome welcome, is it?
*hot-iron blush of chagrin*
(That was a bad joke, excuse me since I'm a foreigner myself

Let me try this again.


Hi Tzu, come out of the shadow,
leave the dark, step into the meadow
where we frolik and sing, as tree folk or elves
tell stories, sing ballads, rhyme to ourselves

hope others will listen, carry the verse
it's almost an illness, (call me a nurse!)
But don't worry about all that,
leave your fears on the welcome mat

Pick a flower, pick a member, chat a while
trust in us, (though we are full of guile)
Discover yourself as we talk off your ear
and come back often, we hold newbies so dear!

 

[Rysdad]

Being so new, I'm unsure what to say,
Or how to describe how I like to play.
I'll summarize here, and try to be brief,
The hows and the whys of what brings me relief.

I love a sweet smile, and a round, bouncy, bottom.
(From what I've seen here, you ladies sure got 'em.)
I also love laying a smack on their tushes,
And small perky tits, and nicely trimmed bushes.

Tasting, and nibbling, then tweaking a nip,
And when it's erect, I'll add on a clip.
I certainly won't forget other places...
Those sweet, secret niches and sensual spaces.

Just rest assured, they'll all be attended,
And tasted, and teased, and even up-ended!
And when you start thinking the torment won't cease,
I'll lift you up into a blissful release.

I said I'd be short, and I've gone on too long.
I hope that you won't take the following wrong,
But there's just one thing that I can't abide,
And that's asparagus. I hate that stuff.

 

[kikmosa]

Welcome to Lit
A most wonderful place
You'll always leave here
With a smile on your face

The people are nice here
And their always sharing
Their joys and tears
Because we are caring

We'll give you advice, lol,
Even if you don't ask
We'll give you a hug
Not a difficult task

We'll tease your senses
Make you laugh at our puns
Just remember that all here
Is meant in just fun

We hope you enjoy
Your talk with us all
(Just remember that sirhugs
Likes to make us say LOL)

 

[sirhugs]

My limits... I'm starting testing them...
My looks... 5'11", black hair, dark eyes, 145
What I look for is to test my limits (looking for a woman)
I don't know how I found this place, but i think i found it @ a netcafe...
The last movie I saw was... The Tuxedo
my sex life is begining so there is nothing to say there

how was the Tuxedo? Enough JLH to make it worthwhile?

 

[sirhugs]

Being so new, I'm unsure what to say,
Or how to describe how I like to play.
I'll summarize here, and try to be brief,
The hows and the whys of what brings me relief.

I love a sweet smile, and a round, bouncy, bottom.
(From what I've seen here, you ladies sure got 'em.)
I also love laying a smack on their tushes,
And small perky tits, and nicely trimmed bushes.

Tasting, and nibbling, then tweaking a nip,
And when it's erect, I'll add on a clip.
I certainly won't forget other places...
Those sweet, secret niches and sensual spaces.

Just rest assured, they'll all be attended,
And tasted, and teased, and even up-ended!
And when you start thinking the torment won't cease,
I'll lift you up into a blissful release.

I said I'd be short, and I've gone on too long.
I hope that you won't take the following wrong,
But there's just one thing that I can't abide,
And that's asparagus. I hate that stuff.

welcome
your rhyme is a great start
thanks for taking part
you'll find Lit can be addicting
spend more time than you're predicting
posting away
everyday
making new friends, silly or not
showing us what you got

 

[Guest]

Hmmm

Interesting way to welcome people to Lit.

 

[sirhugs]

Re: Hmmm

Interesting way to welcome people to Lit.

welcome
this all started cause I rhymed one time
and then others found they like to rhyme

 

[kikmosa]

Re: Re: Hmmm

welcome
this all started cause I rhymed one time
and then others found they like to rhyme

Never were words
Spoken so true
Welcome, come in
Tell us of you

 

[Guest]

Hehe, yes it is.

As the Church Lady says, "Isn't that special?"
Rysdad, your poem is such a contender
it couldn't be argued by even Tom Daschel.
Your verse is no newbie, since it happens to render

a smile to my face. I'm not a pretender,
I don't lavish praise unless the subject is worthy
and I see you didn't throw words in a blender;
the ideas are clear, they never surrender

their meaning for the sake of the rhyme.
And now to the new guy, called Ovbit?
Interesting name, would you say it's sublime?
How did you choose a nickname so off-beat?

For now, I retire to my RL monday
maybe I'll wash my car, a sparkling Hyundai...
Ok, I'm JK, I drive a Toyota
but I think it's on empty, there's not one iota

of gas in the tank, which I need to go fill
then I'll take it for a spin for a thrill.
Excuse the tangents, my mind is wandering,
let me *wave* bye and go back to my pondering.

 

[phatcat]

The above is me me me.

Posting from school has it's downside.

 

[sirhugs]

Re: The above is me me me.

Posting from school has it's downside.

I thought the style was familiar, phat
not like an "unregistered" to know where it's at

 

[RomanHans]

I'm a newbie
and apparently
completely
incapable of rhyming.

sorry.

 

[sirhugs]

I'm a newbie
and apparently
completely
incapable of rhyming.

sorry.

welcome anyway
prose is fine any day
need any wisdom?
or just dtop by out of boredom?

 

[metasexual]

Feeling quite silly
In search of a filly
or maybe, 2, 3 or more

I came across a rhyme
lost all sense of time
so I stayed to see what it had in store

I lost all my trust
In my deep sense of lust
And words have found their way to my core

But there's little relief
for a boy whose belief
that words are more fun than a lusty whore

Hi Yall,
Meta

 

[Mysticcal]

Welcome Meta, I was gonna rhyme,
but I have a cold, and am pouty,
just can't find the time.

Have fun playing here,
it is a great place,
lots of great people and good cheer.

Off I go, all stuffy and sad,
taking my aching head and throat,
catch ya later, my lad.

Mysti

 

[sirhugs]

Feeling quite silly
In search of a filly
or maybe, 2, 3 or more

I came across a rhyme
lost all sense of time
so I stayed to see what it had in store

I lost all my trust
In my deep sense of lust
And words have found their way to my core

But there's little relief
for a boy whose belief
that words are more fun than a lusty whore

Hi Yall,
Meta

welcome
what a clever rhyming pattern
that may appeal to a young slattern
if poesy well done
it can lead to fun

 

[sirhugs]

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