All Newbies Post Here

[sirhugs]

Hey, I've actually been registered for awhile, but haven't ever posted, and i figured this was a good place to start. So hi everybody! I look forward to getting to know you all better

hello
to get to know us is easy
our chat is pretty breezy
how about a story or two
so we can get to know you?

 

[kikmosa]

Hey, I've actually been registered for awhile, but haven't ever posted, and i figured this was a good place to start. So hi everybody! I look forward to getting to know you all better

Hello Blueeyes
What a suprise

For you to drop in
Oh look, a new friend.

 

[BlueyedActr]

what a wonderful welcome,
thanks for the reply
This poem would be longer
but I'm so tired, sigh.

I'm 19 from maryland,
and play soccer and sing,
I go to college in Minnesota,
and get out in the spring?

I'm looking for fun
and interesting chat,
friends would be great,
Now you know all of that.

 

[phatcat]

*waves* to the newcomers

It's been raining here for a few days
and my cats have curled up tight
My thoughts have circled, lost in a maze
weighed down, drowsy, not light

like they are when the sun is out,
and the cats chase bugs in the grass.
I wait for the sun to cast shadows about.
Chase the rain and clouds énmass!

 

[kikmosa]

Good morning all
Both short and tall
It's raining here
It's beginning to pall

I'm ready for sun
And to have some fun
But everythings soaked
So I have none

What can I say
It's a dreary day
I wish the rain
Would go away

 

[sirhugs]

Good morning all
Both short and tall
It's raining here
It's beginning to pall

I'm ready for sun
And to have some fun
But everythings soaked
So I have none

What can I say
It's a dreary day
I wish the rain
Would go away

sounds like my kind of day
pefect for indoors play
(and I bet you can guess what kind
I mainly have in mind!)

Strip Twister anyone?

 

[kikmosa]

sounds like my kind of day
pefect for indoors play
(and I bet you can guess what kind
I mainly have in mind!)

Strip Twister anyone?

That sounds cool
But I don't know the rules

Could you explain
And please make it plain

I'd love to play
So what do you say

Show a newbie
Just how it should be?

 

[kikmosa]

Just giving a chance
To catch a new glance.

BUMP

 

[sirhugs]

That sounds cool
But I don't know the rules

Could you explain
And please make it plain

I'd love to play
So what do you say

Show a newbie
Just how it should be?

thje rules can change, as with any game
one way is that if you can't reach the right colour , you take a shot
once you've had too much, you remove clothes if booze you'd rather not
after a few rounds the fun really starts
as we "accidentally" bump body parts

 

[phatcat]

TwistHer ...booty?

I spin, you spin, we all spin for some body steam,
Now add liquor to the mix, everyone's gonna cream
Watch the floor, we're coming down
splash, (the wood!), another round?

Help me, I've fallen, fall with me too,
can't get up? (yeah, you, I'm talking to!)
Let those clothes slide down your body
rue the fact you didn't bring a buddy?

Kick the dedicated drivers out
they can't restrain, (don't lol!)
Body parts all interlaced
red dots, yellow, barely spaced

just enough to let you giggle
spin again, (no, don'tchia wiggle!)
you're gonna make me crash, (oh no!)
take it easy - just let it flow.

Crank the tunes, we're talking louder
neighbors? Ew, they're making flounder
Close the door or they'll call the cops
drag us out, make us wear our tops

I'll be like "look Ma! I'm on TV"
I'ma graduate with an liquor degree
It's the next morning, it's all over
now if I could just get unhungover.

 

[Mysticcal]

OOOOO! A new game,
I can't wait to join.
Who will go first,
shall I flip a coin?

One foot on red,
then a hand heads to blue,
another hand to yellow,
will you join us too?

A few more turns,
all bodies in a twist,
the first falls down,
and all begin to list.

Drinks passed around,
clothes strewn on the floor,
we spin and we spin,
til we can't take no more.

Bodies all cuddled,
a heap on the mat,
caressing and touching,
OOOO! can't wait for that.


Mysti

 

[kikmosa]

OOOOO! A new game,
I can't wait to join.
Who will go first,
shall I flip a coin?

One foot on red,
then a hand heads to blue,
another hand to yellow,
will you join us too?

A few more turns,
all bodies in a twist,
the first falls down,
and all begin to list.

Drinks passed around,
clothes strewn on the floor,
we spin and we spin,
til we can't take no more.

Bodies all cuddled,
a heap on the mat,
caressing and touching,
OOOO! can't wait for that.


Mysti

First it's blue
And then it's green
Oh no, what to do
Red can't be seen

Ah, there it is
Something Red
I'll just grab this
Red instead

What do you mean
That isn't fair.
It's not obscene
He doesn't care.

See look, that's bliss
Upon his face
From where I grabed this
Magnificent place.

Ok, I let go
He's free, let's begin
But I want you to know
I'll do it again

 

[Yoc]

Hi!

Hiya!

Originally joined back in Feb of last year but only just got back into the game (long story).

Would just like to say "hi" to everyone.

Z

 

[kikmosa]

Re: Hi!

Hiya!

Originally joined back in Feb of last year but only just got back into the game (long story).

Would just like to say "hi" to everyone.

Z

Hello, welcome back
We're happy to see
That things are now better
And that you can be

Back around here
Among all your friends
Where the happiness surges
In waves without end

 

[sirhugs]

Re: Hi!

Hiya!

Originally joined back in Feb of last year but only just got back into the game (long story).

Would just like to say "hi" to everyone.

Z

is being a newbie guru like a retroactive virgin?
must you learn to sin all over again?

 

[vladimir]

Hello all.

I guess I'm a newbie, but I've been reading Lit for at least three years now. Just not posting on the boards...

I always feel welcome as I am an introvert, and more concerned with my inner self than my outer..

Some really cool people been showing up here.

wave...



ttyl
vladimir

 

[Yoc]

Re: Re: Hi!

is being a newbie guru like a retroactive virgin?
must you learn to sin all over again?

Yep (or being a born-again christian).

 

[kikmosa]

This really must go
To the top don't you know
So I'll give a bump
From way down low.

 

[BoobsNBrains]

Hello, my name is BoobsNBrains...and I'm a new Lit addict.

 

[kikmosa]

Hello, my name is BoobsNBrains...and I'm a new Lit addict.

Hello and welcome
To the newbie thread
Watch out for SirHugs
He'll make your face red

We like to joke here
And make a few rhymes
Tell us about you
If you have the time.

If you want to tell it
In a poem or a song
That will be fine dear
But don't get me wrong

It's not a requirement
To join us here
It's just a fun thing
So be of good cheer

You can tell it in words
like a story instead
Just join in and talk hun
You'll be glad you did.

 

[sirhugs]

Hello all.

I guess I'm a newbie, but I've been reading Lit for at least three years now. Just not posting on the boards...

I always feel welcome as I am an introvert, and more concerned with my inner self than my outer..

Some really cool people been showing up here.

wave...



ttyl
vladimir

hi !
describe that innner self
what makes you a wicked Lit elf?

 

[sirhugs]

Hello, my name is BoobsNBrains...and I'm a new Lit addict.

Boobs, brains, an almost pefect combination
have you got the legs to excite us on obsevation?
and how's your wit
that helps at Lit
where, some of us truly prefer
smart gals who can refer
to movies, books, and the like
and are adventurous enough to ride naked on a trike

 

[kikmosa]

 

[sirhugs]

why
did I peek
in the wrong place?
invade your secret space?

 

[kikmosa]

why
did I peek
in the wrong place?
invade your secret space?

No, just giving a bump
A whole hearted thump
To bring this thing forward
In one solid lump

So newbies could find
And not get in a bind
And not have to go looking
Just being kind.