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[GiveawayGirl]

so happy to hear
of the absence of blues
that's great, my dear
wonderful news

now, is it still warm enough for shots of the cheery girl in that bikini blue?
that would be wonderful, a dream cum true

the bikini again? you do obsess
about seeing me in a state of undress
Ive told you before my golden rule
no pics of me to make you drool
your imagination will just have to do
then the bikini can be red, green, or blue

 

[sirhugs]

the bikini again? you do obsess
about seeing me in a state of undress
Ive told you before my golden rule
no pics of me to make you drool
your imagination will just have to do
then the bikini can be red, green, or blue

but how about wrapped around you?

yes, I do obsess
my mind is such a mess
that on the rare occasions I find a thought
I return to visit it a lot
and try not to lose my spot
which brings me back to the suit with the polka dot

 

[GiveawayGirl]

but how about wrapped around you?

yes, I do obsess
my mind is such a mess
that on the rare occasions I find a thought
I return to visit it a lot
and try not to lose my spot
which brings me back to the suit with the polka dot

"but how about wrapped around you?"
for this you need imagination too

I do not find your mind a mess
we all, at times, do obsess
and the thoughts I hear coming from you
are all wise, witty, and oh so true

if a woman scantily clad in spots
is what give you the hots
then I shall search low and high
to find one to get you by

 

[sirhugs]

"but how about wrapped around you?"
for this you need imagination too

I do not find your mind a mess
we all, at times, do obsess
and the thoughts I hear coming from you
are all wise, witty, and oh so true

if a woman scantily clad in spots
is what give you the hots
then I shall search low and high
to find one to get you by

but more than the spots must fit
the leopard must have your wit

for the internet makes naked pics plentiful and easy
its the spirit that raises my interest more than the sleazy

 

[GiveawayGirl]

but more than the spots must fit
the leopard must have your wit

for the internet makes naked pics plentiful and easy
its the spirit that raises my interest more than the sleazy

Perhaps you could just pretend
the barely clad girl is your friend

for wit and charm I offer you
but no bikini with spots of blue

 

[sirhugs]

Perhaps you could just pretend
the barely clad girl is your friend

for wit and charm I offer you
but no bikini with spots of blue

aw, so that's your game
mistress toment is thy name
my heart is torn asunder
it beats like thunder
devastation rules my soul
longing for your bikini clad role

 

[sirhugs]

aw, playful banter with GAG is a blast
time waiting for newbies well past

 

[sirhugs]

a bump, a bookmark
a fresh evening's spark
listening for a lark
the call of a hummingbird
a newbie's first word...

 

[Bidin~Time]

a bump, a bookmark
a fresh evening's spark
listening for a lark
the call of a hummingbird
a newbie's first word...

When i was new I think my first word was more of a wail.

Or did I take you too literally?

 

[capricious_chic]

So very new, it is painful. Trying to find a way to join in, meet people, and appear charming and witty at the same time. lol

Presently, I am surfing around the boards, posting here and there. How many posts before one loses their virginity?

 

[Roy Kay]

So very new, it is painful. Trying to find a way to join in, meet people, and appear charming and witty at the same time. lol

Well that's a good start!

Presently, I am surfing around the boards, posting here and there. How many posts before one loses their virginity?

I forget, but if we banter a bit, you will get closer to it. ;-)

 

[sirhugs]

So very new, it is painful. Trying to find a way to join in, meet people, and appear charming and witty at the same time. lol

Presently, I am surfing around the boards, posting here and there. How many posts before one loses their virginity?

after 30, you are experienced
at 100 you are really experienced and can post an AV
at 500 you become a guru
at 1000 you can chose your own title

a few pages back I posted surfing tips
I like the Playground. There are threads regionally, or by interest. The Misfit Thread is a good start.
Once you meet people you like, go to their profile- in the top right corner, you can search for where they post. You build on common interests.
I write stories, so like those forums.
The Pic forum is a chatty place.

is there a story to go with your username?

 

[sirhugs]

When i was new I think my first word was more of a wail.

Or did I take you too literally?

I think I waited an hour or two
to properly punish you

 

[Bidin~Time]

So very new, it is painful. Trying to find a way to join in, meet people, and appear charming and witty at the same time. lol

Presently, I am surfing around the boards, posting here and there. How many posts before one loses their virginity?

Welcome capricious_chic!

Just keep posting and you'll lose your virginity in no time.

This time you probably won't even notice.

 

[Bidin~Time]

I think I waited an hour or two
to properly punish you

It's those bad crickets needing batted again.

Isn't it?

 

[sirhugs]

It's those bad crickets needing batted again.

Isn't it?

nothing worse than pants full of bad crickets
batting is the solution, the ticket

 

[Bidin~Time]

nothing worse than pants full of bad crickets
batting is the solution, the ticket

Chirp Chirp

 

[capricious_chic]

Thanks for the welcome Roy, Sir, Emi!!

heh.. I barely noticed the first time I lost it, the virgin thing that is... Started out fun.. and continued to be so.

So far I have only made it to the How To, and the Playground.
Overcoming my new status is tough. What to say.. what to say..

I haven't posted a story yet, but I hope to soon... I love to write.. and how deliciously fun to share my wicked imagination with others of the same, if not much more advanced caliber. Give me time.. I will have something truly capricious and lascivious to share soon.

Again, thanks so much for the welcome.

 

[sirhugs]

Chirp Chirp

across my knee, naughy girl
time to give the paddle a whirl

 

[Roy Kay]

Thanks for the welcome Roy, Sir, Emi!!

heh.. I barely noticed the first time I lost it, the virgin thing that is... Started out fun.. and continued to be so.

So far I have only made it to the How To, and the Playground.
Overcoming my new status is tough. What to say.. what to say..

I haven't posted a story yet, but I hope to soon... I love to write.. and how deliciously fun to share my wicked imagination with others of the same, if not much more advanced caliber. Give me time.. I will have something truly capricious and lascivious to share soon.

Again, thanks so much for the welcome.

Well, if you're in northeast Ohio, you are cordially invited to be capricious and lascivious in all kinds of other ways too.

 

[Curious_Fem]

Newbie....oh how I despise that word.

But alas....I am one at the present moment. And a virgin too....wow, has been many years since I've held that esteemed title.

So I'm checking in and making myself be seen *waves hand*....hi everyone...be gentle with me, I can be fragile at times.

 

[capricious_chic]

heh.. Thanks for the invite Roy... Sadly I am not in NE Ohio.. I am your neighbor though .

Hello Curious_Fem, from one newbie to another.

 

[sirhugs]

welcome

Newbie....oh how I despise that word.

But alas....I am one at the present moment. And a virgin too....wow, has been many years since I've held that esteemed title.

So I'm checking in and making myself be seen *waves hand*....hi everyone...be gentle with me, I can be fragile at times.

welcome to our home at Lit
look around, see where you fit
if you need help, just ask
we'll try to be up for the task

why not tell us a bit about you.

 

[sirhugs]

my reply above applies equaly to all
welcome, talk, have a ball!

 

[Roy Kay]

heh.. Thanks for the invite Roy... Sadly I am not in NE Ohio.. I am your neighbor though .

Awwww. Have a heart, kid. There's five states touching Ohio, and a province across the puddle. At least give me a clue.