All Newbies Post Here

XTCGal said:
I am a newbie newbie! This is my first post so I don't know if I love the site yet or not. Looks like I have a lot of exploring to do


Welcome to the board sweetheart, hope you enjoy your stay here.:kiss:
 
XTCGal said:
I am a newbie newbie! This is my first post so I don't know if I love the site yet or not. Looks like I have a lot of exploring to do

*if it wasnt for the flashing lights it would be a dark room. Music blasting away a house beat rythem*

A furball shakes his tooshie up next to a new gal on the dance floor and winks slylie.

Later in a crowded hallway he sees her again catching her breath. "Hello XTCGal, I am llee69. Care to dance some more?"
 
XTCGal said:
I am a newbie newbie! This is my first post so I don't know if I love the site yet or not. Looks like I have a lot of exploring to do

Welcome XTCGal...sorry I was late but my fingers are in recovery :D
 
Nace78 said:



Welcome to the board sweetheart, hope you enjoy your stay here.:kiss:

Hiya Nace78! I cant remember if I really said Howdoo to you. so here it is Howdoo to you!
 
Damn go away fer a bit and I missed all this fresh meat.... Sigh.... At least I know there are ppl here that will welcome them. Greets to all you new folks. Pull up a lap and get comfy, We have it all here.....

C'mon babies, grease your lips
Grab your hats, and swing your hips.
Don't forget to bring your whips.
We're goin' to the Freakers Ball.
Blow your whistle ,bang your gong ,
Roll up somethin' to take along.
Feels so good it must be wrong
Freakin' at the Freakers Ball.
All the fags and dykes, they're boogyin' together
Leather freaks are dressed in all kinds of leather.
The greatest of the Sadists and the Masochists, too,
Screamin' "Please hit me" and "I'll hit you".
F.B.I. dancin' with the junkies ,
All the Straights swingin' with the Funkies
'Cross the floor and up the wall
Freakin' at the Freakers Ball.
Everybody is lovin' each other --
Brother with sister - son with mother.
Smear my body up with butter,
And take me to the Freakers Ball.
So pass that roach please and pour the wine --
I'll kiss yours if you'll kiss mine.
I'm gonna boogie til I go blind --
Freakin' at the Freakers Ball.
Black ones, white ones, yellow and red ones --
Necropheliacs lookin' for dead ones.
The greatest of the Sadists and the Masochists, too --
Screaming' "Please hit me" and "I'll hit you".
Everybody ballin' in batches --
Pyromaniacs strikin' matches.
I'm gonna itch me where it scratches --
Freakin' at the Freakers Ball, y'all
Freakin' at the Freakers Ball.
 
I have just registered so am a REAL newbie to this forum but a lifestyler that has been in this D/s world for 30 plus years. I hope that I will be a positive contributer and that I will meet many new friends amongst you. I have spent the morning surfing the site and it seems to be a very nice community.
 
Just thought I would post a quick welcome to all the newbies....grab your towel and have some fun! :devil:
 
Re: Re: warm welcomes

porphry said:


SactoGuy, Shaq & Wintermute: thanks for making my night! What warm welcomes I found waiting for me after my return from the Orlando Munch. Now all I have to do is find a hot 'n kinky size 5/6 AV to erase those last pics from your memories.... :D

That what it's all about, having fun and feeling good, no matter how much it hurts. ;)

Can't wait to see that AV, I'm sure it is going to be smokin' hot, just like you. ;)

:heart: :rose: :kiss:

WinTerMutE
 
Towel Talk.

slarttybartfast said:
Just thought I would post a quick welcome to all the newbies....grab your towel and have some fun! :devil:

Better yet... go to Tub Flirting and grab someone else towel. :devil: ;)

Wintermute
 
New to the site. Just checking it out see if maybe there is someone with the same interest that wants to hook up. Could use all the help I can get being a Virgin to this makes it all exciting. Anything you want to know I am an open book so just ask. More I can not say, just ask and you shall get the answer. Look forward to hearing from you.

Bart
 
Re: Newbies

SukMyBg1 said:
Hi, I just wanted to say that I agree that everyone seems real close here at Literotica. I think thats great. I am new but have been looking for someplace to call home, I think I found it. Thanks for letting me join. Looking forward to meeting everyone.;) ;)



Hi sukMyBg1 welcome home. Enjoy yourself here and be happy:)




Wendy
 
Re: how long

TIGEREYES said:
How long is one a vergin?




Welcome to the boards TIGEREYES You'll lose your virginity when you reach 30 posts. Enjoy yourself here and be happy:)




Wendy
 
Just wanted to stop back in and say hello to all. i'm gradually losing my newbie wings, but wondering how come I can't put a pic up next to my name?
 
XTCGal said:
I am a newbie newbie! This is my first post so I don't know if I love the site yet or not. Looks like I have a lot of exploring to do




Explore away XTCGal and have fun.Welcome the boards and look forward to seeing you posting. be happy:)





Wendy
 
Shadowsdream said:
I have just registered so am a REAL newbie to this forum but a lifestyler that has been in this D/s world for 30 plus years. I hope that I will be a positive contributer and that I will meet many new friends amongst you. I have spent the morning surfing the site and it seems to be a very nice community.



A big Lit welcome to Shadowsdream .Enjoy yourself here and be happy:)




Wendy
 
chidbar said:
New to the site. Just checking it out see if maybe there is someone with the same interest that wants to hook up. Could use all the help I can get being a Virgin to this makes it all exciting. Anything you want to know I am an open book so just ask. More I can not say, just ask and you shall get the answer. Look forward to hearing from you.

Bart



Hi Bart a big welcome to you. Enjoy yourself here and be happy:)




Wendy
 
Dream_Chaser said:
Just wanted to stop back in and say hello to all. i'm gradually losing my newbie wings, but wondering how come I can't put a pic up next to my name?



Hi Dream_Chaser congrats on losing your virginity.

You need to post 100 times before you put up a pic.




Wendy
 
chidbar said:
I'm starting to feel left out, no welcome even on the newbie page
:confused:

Sorry, I jumped the Gun ( do that alot ) thaks for the welcome hopefully I'll Lose my Lit virginity soon.:p
 
Phew, I'm glad I lost my virginity. I was up late worried about someone taking me to task for false advertising. Nice little place you have here.
 
cliper2 said:
Phew, I'm glad I lost my virginity. I was up late worried about someone taking me to task for false advertising. Nice little place you have here.

Isn't it great to lose your virginity? I know I enjoyed it! ;)
 
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