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[sufi]

Hi Toki!

Far from an official welcome, let me just get out of the doorway...
Who are you?
Is that a good question?

 

[sufi]

promises, promises

are you bigger than a breadbox?

 

[Guest]

that is an excellent welcome question. I had to think for a few minutes for a concise answer. I am a free man, looking for female companion in Northern California. Concise enough?

 

[sufi]

consise is good.

Aren't we all looking fo something.
Are we a different person than Toki?
Sorry to get back so late, the bacon is frying.

 

[Lady_Sam]

Re: Here I am

Now lets see all those friendly welcome messages. I promise to respond - especially to those who ask questions. Toki

Welcome Toki

 

[Lady_Sam]

that is an excellent welcome question. I had to think for a few minutes for a concise answer. I am a free man, looking for female companion in Northern California. Concise enough?

Welcome gsarl...from One northern Californian to another

 

[llee69]

Oh, thank you Wendy...

This thread sure moves fast
I guess I should stop by more often

But then the little furball will make me do the welcummin tapdance...
And that'll just ruin my shoes

Anyways.. Hi everyone! And welcome to all the newbies, have fun!

Hiya furball

Pixie makes me !!!!!

 

[Lady_Sam]

Pixie makes me !!!!!

*sniffles* And I don't Furball?

 

[llee69]

Re: hi All!

Hi All!

I've been enjoying literotica for a while and I'm finally getting back into the threads.

I'm a 21 year-old entrepeneur from London, Ontario, Canada.

Any of you out there from the Forest City? Send me an e-mail at rar123@hotmail.com

Can't wait for some good messaging with people who love life!!

Hello masterthemind! I dont really like R/L - it gets in the way of me being on Lit....

Good to have you aboard!

 

[sufi]

Gadzookas!

Most tap dances are at the behest of a sixshooter.

 

[llee69]

Re: Hi, everybody!

Here we go!
I'm a newbie, I'm a newbie!
Look at me!
I'm witty!
I'm gay!
Well, actually, I should rephrase that.
I'm fresh and sparkly!
Hey, Sunday mid am, there oughtta be someone out there, yes?
Why not check out my website, lotsa filthy pictures...
very noughty, very filthy.
Alright, there's no website. But if there was, it would show a middle aged man with receding hairline and a big erection.

Not unattractive, mind you, but not a young buck with a hard body
More like a mature stag, with lotsa points.
In my prime!
I like to write.
I can tell this is longer than anybody else's post.
To be truthful, I feel write at home. There's no one else around to be inattentive to. So, why not strip my personality bare and parade around naked like, stroking myself, maybe I provoke you, dear indulgent reader.

My prerogatives are simple - I want the attention of dozens of hot women, creaming themselves, prostrate with fingers on the button, screaming thru the phosphors, "oh fuck me, fuck me, oh yes..". Gawd, that gets me off...
Is there anything wrong with that?
I hoped not, so how do I do it?

Help me, poor me, tell me I'm not alone in my anguish and candor.
It's just like anywhere else, people wear masks and put forth images of themselves they believe are attractive. Sloowwlly, we let little bits of ourselves slip out, to warm you, to inform you we are actually alot like you, (well, perhaps just a little smarter and sexier)! Not quite the erudite, sex bomb we tried to lead you to believe.

SOOO..,
Hi, there! Look at me! Look at me! I'm a newbie!
I am sooooo sexy, so skillful!
And such an exhibitionist!

Shoeweeeeeee!

Yessireeee!

THis is a message I see.

I had to read.

you sure made a lot of lines

it took soo much time

And that is really just fine

you should write for an e-zine

Welcome to Lit

you sure do seem fit

with you wit

you will have fun for quite a bit!

 

[llee69]

*sniffles* And I don't Furball?

OH now Sam, you know that you have my

 

[llee69]

Re: Gadzookas!

Most tap dances are at the behest of a sixshooter.

I go with supreme force!

 

[llee69]

Re: Here I am

Now lets see all those friendly welcome messages. I promise to respond - especially to those who ask questions. Toki

Hiya Toki, why not register so we can get to know you?

 

[sufi]

supreme force, supreme command

So when the royal we says dance...
DANCE!

Well, I may have gotten carried away with my cherry bustin' first post, but I didn'tthink anybody was watching...an' I...

at least I didn't catch myself in my fly when I got dressed.

 

[Lady_Sam]

OH now Sam, you know that you have my

There's my Furball

 

[llee69]

Re: supreme force, supreme command

at least I didn't catch myself in my fly when I got dressed.

My best typed expression of whenever I do this;


0.o

 

[llee69]

There's my Furball

Always ready, willing and able to beyour personal furball!

 

[sufi]

so, how hot can we get in newbie-town?

I know I can say anything right?
Polite, sure, but are there limits...
I guess it depends on the person, huh?

 

[MrNiceGuy]

Newbie checking in here!

Just wanted to say "Hiya" to everyone.

So, umm... "hiya!"

That was easy...

 

[red_rose]

WELCOME SUFI AND MRNICEGUY!

Hiya right back atcha, MrNiceGuy!

Sufi... you can say whatever you want here... This is a great place full of some really great people...


...Watch out for furball, though... He bites. lol (but only when I ask nicely...)

 

[Lady_Sam]

Newbie checking in here!

Just wanted to say "Hiya" to everyone.

So, umm... "hiya!"

That was easy...

Hi there MrNiceGuy, welcome to Lit enjoy your stay

 

[sexyspank]

Re: hi All!

Hi All!

I've been enjoying literotica for a while and I'm finally getting back into the threads.

I'm a 21 year-old entrepeneur from London, Ontario, Canada.

Any of you out there from the Forest City? Send me an e-mail at rar123@hotmail.com

Can't wait for some good messaging with people who love life!!

Hi MasterTheMind a big Lit welcome to you.Enjoy yourself here and be happy



Wendy

 

[sexyspank]

Re: Hi, everybody!

Here we go!
I'm a newbie, I'm a newbie!
Look at me!
I'm witty!
I'm gay!
Well, actually, I should rephrase that.
I'm fresh and sparkly!
Hey, Sunday mid am, there oughtta be someone out there, yes?
Why not check out my website, lotsa filthy pictures...
very noughty, very filthy.
Alright, there's no website. But if there was, it would show a middle aged man with receding hairline and a big erection.

Not unattractive, mind you, but not a young buck with a hard body
More like a mature stag, with lotsa points.
In my prime!
I like to write.
I can tell this is longer than anybody else's post.
To be truthful, I feel write at home. There's no one else around to be inattentive to. So, why not strip my personality bare and parade around naked like, stroking myself, maybe I provoke you, dear indulgent reader.

My prerogatives are simple - I want the attention of dozens of hot women, creaming themselves, prostrate with fingers on the button, screaming thru the phosphors, "oh fuck me, fuck me, oh yes..". Gawd, that gets me off...
Is there anything wrong with that?
I hoped not, so how do I do it?

Help me, poor me, tell me I'm not alone in my anguish and candor.
It's just like anywhere else, people wear masks and put forth images of themselves they believe are attractive. Sloowwlly, we let little bits of ourselves slip out, to warm you, to inform you we are actually alot like you, (well, perhaps just a little smarter and sexier)! Not quite the erudite, sex bomb we tried to lead you to believe.

SOOO..,
Hi, there! Look at me! Look at me! I'm a newbie!
I am sooooo sexy, so skillful!
And such an exhibitionist!

Hi sufi a big welcome to Lit. Enjoy yourself here and be happy doing what you want to do.


Wendy

 

[Dream_Chaser]

Somehow, this being my first post I think I must qualify as a newbie?

Anyway, new to Lit (obviously) and looking for good times. I checked around some of the threads in different rooms and now know where I don't fit in. However, I am looking forward to being able to FIT in somewhere.