All Newbies Post Here

[sexyspank]

Re: hi

new here and want to say hi.

Hi chunster a big Lit welcome to you. Enjoy yourself here and be happy




Wendy

 

[chunster]

thanks and I love your pic

 

[carly10]

Hello everyone ! I am very speechless tonight.I don't believe it myself becuase this never happens to me! Well I guess till next time, take care....
Carly10

 

[llee69]

Re: Hi Gang! I submitted my first work!

I'm so proud of this. It's some musing of an encounter I had with a lover I had the summer after gradutating High School we haven't seen each other in 16 years, until last weekend.

Reunion



Wintermute

Whooohooo@!

way to go wintermute!

we are proud of you!

 

[llee69]

(Looking up at the title)

I am wondering how long someone has to be here before they cease to be considered a newbie

OH I dont know.

Maybe 5 years?

 

[llee69]

Re: hi

new here and want to say hi.

Ok chunster, lets hear it.









Well waiting.







Still dont hear you saying "hi"










now what kind of impression is this going to give us????



Welcome to lit!

 

[llee69]

Hello everyone ! I am very speechless tonight.I don't believe it myself becuase this never happens to me! Well I guess till next time, take care....
Carly10

Its trwue

Its trwue

 

[Lady_Sam]

Re: hi

new here and want to say hi.

Welcome Chunster

 

[Wintermute]

Re: Re: Hi Gang! I submitted my first work!

Well done Wintermute. I read your submission and I loved.

Thanks Wendy,

I just thought I captured a special moment and wanted to share. I'm glad you like it.



Wintermute

 

[Wintermute]

Re: Re: Hi Gang! I submitted my first work!

Whooohooo@!

way to go wintermute!

we are proud of you!

Thanks Furball.

It was easier to write it then it was to build up the "testicular" fortitude to actually submit it.

Wintermute

 

[Pixie]

A big hi to Lee, Pixie, Rosie,Sam,wintermute and all the other lovely people here.






Wendy

Oh, thank you Wendy...

This thread sure moves fast
I guess I should stop by more often

But then the little furball will make me do the welcummin tapdance...
And that'll just ruin my shoes

Anyways.. Hi everyone! And welcome to all the newbies, have fun!

Hiya furball

 

[Pixie]

Re: Hi Gang! I submitted my first work!

I'm so proud of this. It's some musing of an encounter I had with a lover I had the summer after gradutating High School we haven't seen each other in 16 years, until last weekend.

Reunion



Wintermute

Now that was a nice read

 

[Lady_Sam]

Re: Re: Re: Hi Gang! I submitted my first work!

Thanks Wendy,

I just thought I captured a special moment and wanted to share. I'm glad you like it.



Wintermute

Wintermute, that was amazing Congratulations.

 

[Wintermute]

Re: Re: Hi Gang! I submitted my first work!

Now that was a nice read

You guys are just too kind.

Thanks Pixie!



Wintermute

 

[Wintermute]

Re: Hi Gang! I submitted my first work!

Wintermute, that was amazing Congratulations.

Amazing, huh? Thanks. There are so many talented people that sumbit their works here I was more expecting constructive criticism, more than, amazing!

Don't get me wrong, I happily execpt the complement.



Wintermute

 

[Lady_Sam]

Re: Re: Hi Gang! I submitted my first work!

Amazing, huh? Thanks. There are so many talented people that sumbit their works here I was more expecting constructive criticism, more than, amazing!

Don't get me wrong, I happily execpt the complement.



Wintermute

Hehe you have more courage than I do. I simply haven't submitted anything.

 

[MasterTheMind]

hi All!

Hi All!

I've been enjoying literotica for a while and I'm finally getting back into the threads.

I'm a 21 year-old entrepeneur from London, Ontario, Canada.

Any of you out there from the Forest City? Send me an e-mail at rar123@hotmail.com

Can't wait for some good messaging with people who love life!!

 

[chunster]

Thanks for the welcome. I had an interesting chat last night with the following.

munster
funster
cumster
and others
&
chunster=me

no joke. (I think people started to change their screen name as the conversation progressed.

By the way my brain sent out the greeting and if you didn't receive it. Oh well.

 

[Lady_Sam]

Re: hi All!

Hi All!

I've been enjoying literotica for a while and I'm finally getting back into the threads.

I'm a 21 year-old entrepeneur from London, Ontario, Canada.

Any of you out there from the Forest City? Send me an e-mail at rar123@hotmail.com

Can't wait for some good messaging with people who love life!!

Welcome MasterTheMind and I hope you enjoy your stay. I hope to be moving to Ontario Canada in the next year or so

 

[MasterTheMind]

Nice

It's always nice to see more people with good taste moving to Ontario!

 

[sufi]

Hi, everybody!

Here we go!
I'm a newbie, I'm a newbie!
Look at me!
I'm witty!
I'm gay!
Well, actually, I should rephrase that.
I'm fresh and sparkly!
Hey, Sunday mid am, there oughtta be someone out there, yes?
Why not check out my website, lotsa filthy pictures...
very noughty, very filthy.
Alright, there's no website. But if there was, it would show a middle aged man with receding hairline and a big erection.

Not unattractive, mind you, but not a young buck with a hard body
More like a mature stag, with lotsa points.
In my prime!
I like to write.
I can tell this is longer than anybody else's post.
To be truthful, I feel write at home. There's no one else around to be inattentive to. So, why not strip my personality bare and parade around naked like, stroking myself, maybe I provoke you, dear indulgent reader.

My prerogatives are simple - I want the attention of dozens of hot women, creaming themselves, prostrate with fingers on the button, screaming thru the phosphors, "oh fuck me, fuck me, oh yes..". Gawd, that gets me off...
Is there anything wrong with that?
I hoped not, so how do I do it?

Help me, poor me, tell me I'm not alone in my anguish and candor.
It's just like anywhere else, people wear masks and put forth images of themselves they believe are attractive. Sloowwlly, we let little bits of ourselves slip out, to warm you, to inform you we are actually alot like you, (well, perhaps just a little smarter and sexier)! Not quite the erudite, sex bomb we tried to lead you to believe.

SOOO..,
Hi, there! Look at me! Look at me! I'm a newbie!
I am sooooo sexy, so skillful!
And such an exhibitionist!

 

[Lady_Sam]

Re: Hi, everybody!

Welcome Sufi, hope you enjoy your stay here Loved the intro by the way

Here we go!
I'm a newbie, I'm a newbie!
Look at me!
I'm witty!
I'm gay!
Well, actually, I should rephrase that.
I'm fresh and sparkly!
Hey, Sunday mid am, there oughtta be someone out there, yes?
Why not check out my website, lotsa filthy pictures...
very noughty, very filthy.
Alright, there's no website. But if there was, it would show a middle aged man with receding hairline and a big erection.

Not unattractive, mind you, but not a young buck with a hard body
More like a mature stag, with lotsa points.
In my prime!
I like to write.
I can tell this is longer than anybody else's post.
To be truthful, I feel write at home. There's no one else around to be inattentive to. So, why not strip my personality bare and parade around naked like, stroking myself, maybe I provoke you, dear indulgent reader.

My prerogatives are simple - I want the attention of dozens of hot women, creaming themselves, prostrate with fingers on the button, screaming thru the phosphors, "oh fuck me, fuck me, oh yes..". Gawd, that gets me off...
Is there anything wrong with that?
I hoped not, so how do I do it?

Help me, poor me, tell me I'm not alone in my anguish and candor.
It's just like anywhere else, people wear masks and put forth images of themselves they believe are attractive. Sloowwlly, we let little bits of ourselves slip out, to warm you, to inform you we are actually alot like you, (well, perhaps just a little smarter and sexier)! Not quite the erudite, sex bomb we tried to lead you to believe.

BUT,
Look at me! Look at me! I'm a newbie!
I am sooooo sexy, so skillful!
And such an exhibitionist!

 

[Lady_Sam]

Re: Nice

It's always nice to see more people with good taste moving to Ontario!

Yes I had the good taste to fall deeply in love with a canadian.

 

[sufi]

Oh, hi..

I was having so much fun editing I didn't even see, you had posted, Sam.

Thank you, I wanted to be entertaining

 

[Guest]

Here I am

Now lets see all those friendly welcome messages. I promise to respond - especially to those who ask questions. Toki