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GiveawayGirl said:

why the bruises and color of red
did you fall and bump your head?
how did this happen, this I must know
for now I am worried, please tell before you go
anytime you need it, I have a smile for you
No matter your color, so long as its not........aquamarine

sorry, thought I'd told you
was walking with my son and had a slip
rolled so as not to break my hip
but scraped my arm below the elbow raw
plus a knee, a finger, the palm of one paw
a nurse across the street cleaned me up neat
saw the doc on friday, he said its fine, give it time
my pride is hurt more than my talent for rhyme
why is aquamarine not okay
that you would not want to play
but no fear, in a short time, a mere wink,
I'll be back in the pink
 
sirhugs said:

sorry, thought I'd told you
was walking with my son and had a slip
rolled so as not to break my hip
but scraped my arm below the elbow raw
plus a knee, a finger, the palm of one paw
a nurse across the street cleaned me up neat
saw the doc on friday, he said its fine, give it time
my pride is hurt more than my talent for rhyme
why is aquamarine not okay
that you would not want to play
but no fear, in a short time, a mere wink,
I'll be back in the pink
I'm sorry to hear that you fell
hopefully you'll soon be well
treat yourself with tender care
while your limbs are still bare

aquamarine is a love shade
its a joke I have made
was trying not to tease you
by mentioning the color blue
 
am new here also. I have only been to, how-to,until now . I found the people there friendly, honest and really, really funny. I have noticed that the ones that get the most feedback are frequent posters, and those with quick wit, and outragous humor! also it suprised me to find out they are also very kind, caring individuals, check out the replies to NaughtynNice post on chronic pain in the how to area. I came here out of curiosity and for the stories , but have found some neat people. as far as peole seeming to know each other, after reading someones replies to different things you do get to know them, like - oh I've gotta see what so and so replied to this or that! personalities shine thru, some crack you up some piss you off! just have fun!:)
 
OH MY GOSH I just lost my virginity!!! didn't think it would feel so good:D it must have happened sometime this morning, so this is what experienced feels like.
 
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blonde1 said:
am new here also. I have only been to, how-to,until now . I found the people there friendly, honest and really, really funny. I have noticed that the ones that get the most feedback are frequent posters, and those with quick wit, and outragous humor! also it suprised me to find out they are also very kind, caring individuals, check out the replies to NaughtynNice post on chronic pain in the how to area. I came here out of curiosity and for the stories , but have found some neat people. as far as peole seeming to know each other, after reading someones replies to different things you do get to know them, like - oh I've gotta see what so and so replied to this or that! personalities shine thru, some crack you up some piss you off! just have fun!:)

welcome
Lit is in fact a community
for some, better than family
 
blonde1 said:
OH MY GOSH I just lost my virginity!!! didn't think it would feel so good:D it must have happened sometime this morning, so this is what experienced feels like.
Welcome and ijust lost mind recently as well welcome to the big happy family of freaks "looks and winks with a nice smile" Princess :kiss:
 
i'll be here

ohh i think i will be around for awhile blonde1 just looking for others like me that i could maybe meet with my man but only time will tell i hope you enjoy your stay Princess ;)
 
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Princess Amber said:
ohh i think i will be around for awhile blonde1 just looking for others like me that i could maybe meet with my man but only time will tell i hope you enjoy your stay Princess ;)
I hope that pm didnt offend you, apologies if it did.
 
Wow! Thanx for all the concern! I guess i just need help getting used to running my mouth... or in this case, the keyboard, off. I'm not used to talking about sex and what not to random people. But i'm definately enjoying myself so far.
 
bordendazed said:
Hello?

It's only me.

Just wanted to speak up and say "hi".

:)

Hi
not "only you" , please
speak up and tease
don't be shy
spread your wings and fly
 
redathena said:
Wow! Thanx for all the concern! I guess i just need help getting used to running my mouth... or in this case, the keyboard, off. I'm not used to talking about sex and what not to random people. But i'm definately enjoying myself so far.

hi
keep posting, you'll get comfy fast
then the fun will really last
 
The laddie reckons 'imself a poet?

The time to rhyme is a precious thing
In daze like these I rarely sing
But here and there; no far and near
I sometimes need to venture here
To find, I see, some kindred peers
With lessons learned in many years.

Greetings!
 
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bordendazed said:
The time to rhyme is a precious thing
In daze like these I rarely sing
But here and there; no far and near
I sometimes need to venture here
To find, I see, some kindred peers
With lessons learned in many years.

Greetings!

Bordendazed-
WOW! You put my sad little rhymes with the kind sir to shame!
(not you of course sir, just me)
Keep it up, we could use the help!
:)
 
Re: The laddie reckons 'imself a poet?

bordendazed said:
The time to rhyme is a precious thing
In daze like these I rarely sing
But here and there; no far and near
I sometimes need to venture here
To find, I see, some kindred peers
With lessons learned in many years.

Greetings!

oh, you flatter kind sir- " many years " indeed
for a few short months of posts is all I have
only two thousand for you to read
before that, I read stories alone in my cave
 
Hello Newbies before the computer screen
hope you enjoyed what you've seen
come early come often
ask and your travels we'll soften
 
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did we tease
too much to please?
we like to play
every day
welcome to Lit
this is the start of it
 
Very first post

Hi! This is my very first post, yay me :rolleyes:

I hope I can keep up with y'all ;) and hold my own... and maybe someone else's too *G*
 
Re: Very first post

honey cat said:
Hi! This is my very first post, yay me :rolleyes:

I hope I can keep up with y'all ;) and hold my own... and maybe someone else's too *G*

nice first post honey
cute warm feline and funny
you should enjoy Lit
I bet you'l be a good fit

ask away
since its your first day
 
posted by sirhugs:
"nice first post honey
cute warm feline and funny
you should enjoy Lit
I bet you'l be a good fit

ask away
since its your first day"

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Poetry, how sweet ;)

Does this mean I can't ask on my second day? *pout* I guess I'd better make the best of it then!

Do you always speak in verse?
What do you recommend a newbie to do first?

Shoot... that's all I can think of right now *G* I've got to get into my stride :rolleyes:
 
New also

I'm new here also. Just starting posting earlier tonight some pics on the pic thread. This seems like a really cool site with really cool people. I look forward to posting more in the future. Haven't seen any threads with Tennesseans...anyone from TN on here?
 
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