Alf

[modest mouse]

Anyone remember that show?

That Alien was the bomb when i was a kid. Chasing the cat, hitting on the daughter, abusing the neighbors. YOu have to admire the type of misbegaviour.

He has been revitalized with the TV commercials but he'll always live with the Tanners in my heart.

 

[modest mouse]

Would you fuck the daughter?

I would.

 

[Guest]

 

[Georgia Girl]

depending on how long its been, I might even fuck alf!

I have to agree with you on this one.

Just make it a family deal and do em all.

 

[Guest]

 

[Georgia Girl]

lol

Wait.......are we discussing bestiality when we talk about doing Alf?

We're gonna get censored.

 

[Guest]

 

[IrishWolfhound]

I'm not sure if doing an alien counts as bestiality.
He was an exceptionally hairy one, so it's a close call. But hey, dress him up in a decent suit and he'd look a lot like me.

 

[Georgia Girl]

but he isnt an animal!! hes an alien!!
lol


we can have all the sex we want with him here!

I never got a glimpse at his alien stuff. Did you?

I bet he knows some freaky tricks.

 

[IrishWolfhound]

I never got a glimpse at his alien stuff. Did you?

I bet he knows some freaky tricks.

The long snout alone should give him an edge on the oral sex thing. He could lick your navel...from the inside.