stumbo said:No shit!
Just been to our local Safeways - hardly anyone there seemed to be even fully conscious . . . I was seriously tempted to buy just a large carrot and a tube of KY for the sake of a reaction.
Hehehe . . . this would be a fantastic idea for a 'flashmob' style event, wouldn't it? If you could arrange a couple of dozen people (though hundreds would be better!) to turn up at the supermarket at the same time to buy a large carrot and a tube of lube . . .
I'd like to be at the end of that long line of people - nothing in my basket but a tub of vaseline and a corn-on-the-cob.
Then when it's my turn to be served, I'd whisper conspiratorally to the checkout girl: "Geez, they were a bit weird, eh?"
Aaahhhh Stumbo, my Darling.....as ever you have put a huge grin on my face with your eloquent outpourings!
What a fantastic imagination you have!
And wouldn't it be hysterical to do it just for the craic?!!!
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