Former Craigslist poster

NicheMuse_26

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I miss the days where you could post an obscure personals ad and receive a plethora of unique responses or perhaps even pick up a free couch from a sketchy dude on the same side of town.

While I am no longer in need of a free couch, I am looking for someone who desires more than one-sided conversation while you feverishly masturbate. Depth if you will.

I don't have a long list of prerequisites you must possess in order to respond other than having something meaningful to say and having a genuine interest in getting to know me. To me, divulging your life's history over the course of a few weeks to then be ghosted because the excitement waned is rather discouraging. Let's have some respect for each others time.

I digress, so a little about me? I am in my 40s, female, and married with older kids in the home. I have no interest in changing anyone's home situation, I respect privacy and appreciate discretion. I enjoy both sides of power exchange, hence posting on BDSM personals. Just looking for a connection on the other side of the screen, preferably male and older with life experience but not such an age gap we cannot relate.

I look forward to your response :)
 
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Craigslist does have folks who make some spicy adds. Every once in a while I will look just to see how creative they can be. Folks can be quite creative.
 
I miss the days where you could post an obscure personals ad and receive a plethora of unique responses or perhaps even pick up a free couch from a sketchy dude on the same side of town.



While I am no longer in need of a free couch, I am looking for someone who desires more than one-sided conversation while you feverishly masturbate. Depth if you will.



I don't have a long list of prerequisites you must possess in order to respond other than having something meaningful to say and having a genuine interest in getting to know me. To me, divulging your life's history over the course of a weeks to then be ghosted because the excitement waned is rather discouraging. Let's have some respect for each others time.



I digress, so a little about me? I am in my 40s, married with older kids in the home. I have no interest in changing anyone's home situation, I respect privacy/discretion. I enjoy both sides of power exchange, hence posting on BDSM personals. Just looking for a connection on the other side of the screen, preferably male and older with life experience but not such an age gap we cannot relate.



I look forward to your response :)
I am 48 M .. dominant. Always enjoy sharing ideas and sexy thoughts as well as being directive for you.

Dm me
 
I miss the days where you could post an obscure personals ad and receive a plethora of unique responses or perhaps even pick up a free couch from a sketchy dude on the same side of town.

While I am no longer in need of a free couch, I am looking for someone who desires more than one-sided conversation while you feverishly masturbate. Depth if you will.

I don't have a long list of prerequisites you must possess in order to respond other than having something meaningful to say and having a genuine interest in getting to know me. To me, divulging your life's history over the course of a few weeks to then be ghosted because the excitement waned is rather discouraging. Let's have some respect for each others time.

I digress, so a little about me? I am in my 40s, female, and married with older kids in the home. I have no interest in changing anyone's home situation, I respect privacy and appreciate discretion. I enjoy both sides of power exchange, hence posting on BDSM personals. Just looking for a connection on the other side of the screen, preferably male and older with life experience but not such an age gap we cannot relate.

I look forward to your response :)
It's a bummer you're not looking for a couch. I have a beauty. Big enough for extracurricular fun and lots of places to tie things onto...if you may be so inclined to tie anything to a couch.
Anyway, I am a 56 MWM who has some life experience and a very open mind.
 
Hello, very nice ad. I wish you luck. Your mention of Craig’s List got me nostalgic. I met some very nice people back in the day. Became very good friends with one married woman. We used to meet for lunch until such time as her family moved. Never got a couch but the dresser and desk I picked up came in handy. šŸ˜
 
i replied to an advert on Craigslist many years ago with a gentleman seeking someone to dress in his wifes clothes for him... i applied, and we've had some fun times!
 
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