Ah, the internet...

[naudiz]

Where the men are men.

The women are men.

The boyz r kewl.

And the girls are FBI agents.

 

[freakygirl]

Where the men are men.

The women are men.

The boyz r kewl.

And the girls are FBI agents.

wait.. so everyone on the net are men?

 

[naudiz]

I hear some of those agents might be women, but who knows?

*pats herself down liberally, twice*

Yep. I'm a girl. Now, you have the right to remain silent. This ball gag should help...

 

[freakygirl]

I hear some of those agents might be women, but who knows?

*pats herself down liberally, twice*

Yep. I'm a girl. Now, you have the right to remain silent. This ball gag should help...

I'm not sure if i'm female or not

I need someone to check me

Any takers?

 

[naudiz]

Okay, I was going to come up with a clever graphic to answer your question, but the more I thought about feasible designs, the more I came to realize what I would come up with would no doubt be a crime against humanity, so I'll just say: yes.

 

[Guru]

 

[kitsuke]

So according to naudiz's theory there... if I offered to pat down freakygurl, I'd be having a Freudian homoerotic moment and if I offered to pat down naudiz to check I'd get arrested and my perv ass thrown in jail?

Ack! Head throbbing... can't think ....



ow

Damn I am confused

 

[Guru]

 

[kitsuke]

Careful Guru... impersonate a Mormon in Utah and they'll put you on the church records. Til your dying day yo will be visited by well-meaning missionaries and visiting teachers asking if you want to come back to church.

Whoever said that noone has perfected cloning has never been to the Missionary Training Center in Provo, Utah.... they just mindlessly go and NEVER GIVE UP...


AIIIGH!

 

[freakygirl]

I'm going to bed

Can i take a rain check on the pat downs?

I'll take ya both at the same time, i'm easy like that

 

[Guru]

 

[Guru]

 

[freakygirl]

Careful, I'm within driving distance....

And?

Should I be concerned? or cleaning my room?

 

[naudiz]

So according to naudiz's theory there... if I offered to pat down freakygurl, I'd be having a Freudian homoerotic moment and if I offered to pat down naudiz to check I'd get arrested and my perv ass thrown in jail?

Ack! Head throbbing... can't think ....



ow

Damn I am confused

My work here is done.